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Aly Meeks • 17 • Senior • WHMS Cheerios

[alysonmeeks]

wesleymlopez:

It’s fine, I’ll deal with it. Besides, doing charity work will look good for me. Whoever has anything to say about it can deal with me…. So, I can?

Well okay then, if you’re totally sure. Thanks, Wes! We really appreciate it a lot that you’d do all of that for our good cause. 

[alysonmeeks]

harrisonlynn:

Yea, I guess you got a point. Just ease him into the idea. Offer him the least revealing photo ops. It’ll be fine. I was being sarcastic. Yes, of course I think that’s freaky. But he’s a little kid, what harm could he do? 

Maybe I’ll just have him dress up as the easter bunny or something. Wait, sarcastic about what? No harm, but that doesn’t make it any less annoying. If you had a smol follow you around everywhere with heart eyes you wouldn’t be thrilled about it either, Lynn. Or well, not when that smol isn’t Cassidy Evans. 

[alysonmeeks]

wesleymlopez:

Lucas Evans? No, ew! I mean… uh… that’ll make his boyfriend mad. Aiden is very sensitive. I would know, I dated him… uh, if you really really need the help then I suppose I can do it for you? You know… if you really need me to.

Hmm, maybe.. but there’s no harm in asking, right? Wait, you want to help out the school’s biggest loser club? Are you sure about that, Wes? But what about the Cheerio honor code or whatever? 

[alysonmeeks]

harrisonlynn:

Doubt he’ll freak. The kid’s sex life is posted all over the internet, what bad could posing for a few pictures do? Oh, alright, never mind then. Aww, why? He loves you, Aly. He’d be devastated to hear that the love os his love was wigged out by him.

Yea, but aside from that he freaks out about literally everything else. But it’s cool, I usually find ways to talk people into stuff. Bless my therapist dad. He loves me?? What the fuck, Harry.... and you don’t even find that creepy at all?

[alysonmeeks]

wesleymlopez:

That, uh, actually sounds like a lot of work, Aly. Are you sure you want to do all of that on your own? I mean, we don’t want you to be too tired for Cheerio practice and stuff. Maybe an extra set of hands would be good for you…

Yea true, you’re right. It does seem like a lot of work, but someone has to do it, right? Although getting too tired for Cheerio practice is something we can’t have either... that’s also very true. Oh, I know! I’ll just ask Lucas Evans to help me out with getting the boys ready for their shoot. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.

[alysonmeeks]

harrisonlynn:

Huh? Oh, no shade, Aly. Didn’t mean it like that. And yea, I’m sure. But look at it this way, some girl’s gotta enjoy the shrimpy dork guy look, right? So, you’ll be catering to everyone. Might sell some more. And yea, no, Dory Fish is too smol. We’ll save him for something else. Make him out advertisements guy or something. Or your personal assistant.

Hm, right... Well, I guess he does have a cute face. Hopefully he won’t freak out about me asking him. And I think I will manage just fine without his help, thanks. The kid drives me highkey crazy.

[alysonmeeks]

wesleymlopez:

Wait… What did you need me for? Did that include, like, you know… seeing everything in person? Or like? … What does this entail? 

Well yea, obviously, how else would itwork? The whole idea of rubbing oil on them pretty much means front row seats. But like, I wouldn’t want you to have to compromise your Cheerio morals for it and join in on a dorky glee club project, Wes. Seriously, it’s okay. I’ll find someone else to help me.

[alysonmeeks]

harrisonlynn:

Right, of course you can, how could I under estimate your skill in making adult men do things for you. And yikes, that performance was freaky deaky to watch, however; you got a point there too. Uh, thanks? I think? That’s the plan someday, I guess. And ha, okay, compliments won’t make me change my mind, Al. Maybe try string bean Evans? Represent the gays and yank him outta his awkward phase.

Thanks for the shade, Lynn. Mucho apreciado. Lucas isn’t exactly what I envisioned for the calendar, but I guess the only other option we have is Dory Fish and I don’t think that would even be legal. Guess I’ll have to ask him about it tomorrow.

[alysonmeeks]

wesleymlopez:

Fine, all tea all shade. Can’t help the fact that I’m an honest person. Help you out? How exactly? You know my policy an mingling with the glee club. Dante’s the only exception to that rule. 

Oh right, your policy. Well, I guess that can’t be helped then. Sorry for asking, babe. I’ll just spray tan all the guys myself then, as well as rub oil all over their hot bodies. The struggle is real, but I’ll deal.

[alysonmeeks]

harrisonlynn:

Yea I guess it would be. If they’re cool with it then I’m cool with it, just gotta run it by Sash and Smythe. Make sure it’s all okay. Dante? He’s actually not that bad. Had me help him out with his Fleetwood Mac piece, it was sweet. The only female population I’m thinking of right now is Cas, and I can’t see her enjoying me participating in that. I’ll support from a far. I guess it did.

Eh, I’m pretty sure I can talk Smythe into it, and after that uh,’performance’ by Sasha and Puckerman Jr. today in glee club I doubt I’ll get much protest from Miss Teen Captain. Yea,I agree, it was kinda adorable. You’d make a great daddy, Harry. I guess I can’t blame her for wanting to keep that hot bod all for herself. Guess I’ll have to talk another dude into representing the gleeks then. 

[alysonmeeks]

wesleymlopez:

Right, sure you guys aren’t. You’re an institution run on being correct and respectable. Which is exactly why you had to force people to join… no tea, no shade or anything. Well, when hobo Harry figures that out, let me know. All of the money he could shake his step-dad down for… which trust him, is a lot.

You know, just because you say no shade doesn’t make you any less shady, babe. Just saying. Anyways, how about you take the opportunity to do something nice to help us out too, Wes? Hmm, I see. Well, that’s really good to know. I’ll keep that in mind.

[alysonmeeks]

harrisonlynn:

That’s just the nice way to say that we’re using them, Aly. But, yea I guess. It’s a fair exchange after all the shit they’ve put us through. I wouldn’t call them perfect gentlemen but some of them are definitely getting nicer and better to deal with; I’ll give them that. Ha, that’s funny. I’m not posing naked for you, Al. And I thought we agreed you’d never call my junk that again. 

Well if you wanna be a party pooper about it then yea, sure. It’s still pretty fair in my opinion. Them doing something to support the club would be a step in the right direction in their rehabilitation. Who knows, they might come out of this glee experience as decent human beings even. Perhaps even the Head Douche in Charge you adopted will. Aww, but Harry, think of how sad that would make the female population of McKinley. And aside from that, you’re the captain. Gotta set a good example, right? Oh right, oopsie, guess it slipped my mind, babe.

[alysonmeeks]

wesleymlopez:

So like… a porn calendar? Are you sure McKinley would be allowed to do something like that? … And uh…. How much would you charge for one of those things? Asking for a friend, obvi; she, uh, really wants to know…

Pff, Wes, no of course not! Not a porn calendar. The geeks are obvi not vulgar like that. It will be very artsy, and done very tastefully. And with that I mean yes, totally a porn calendar but shhh. Not sure yet, calculating that stuff is more Lynn’s department. But anyways, how much do you think your friend would pay for stolen outtakes of Vasquez’s shoot?

[alysonmeeks]

harrisonlynn:

You know, Alyson, I applaud you on thinking so outside of the box for something you care about, and I very greatly agree - the bitching needs to end. We’re all a team now, they have to deal with it. However… is parading them around half naked to get money really fair? It’s like we’re using them, which isn’t generally nice. 

Geez, of course we’re not using them, Harry. I’d like to see it as utilizing their ‘talents’. It gives them the opportunity to do something nice for us for once to make up for all the hurt they caused. Not to mention the fact that we’re totally helping them out by turning them all into perfect gentlemen through the magic of Britney Spears and Ariana Grande jams. But don’t worry, I totally didn’t forgot about you! I was actually thinking your bright and sunny personality would be perfect for August. Or maybe May would actually better, now that I think about it. We can do a flower theme, with you wearing a cute flowercrown and covering Mr Happy with a colorful bouquet or something. What do ya think?

[alysonmeeks]

Am I the only one that’s really tired of all the bitching and moaning about the football team joining glee club? And for the record, I mean the bitching and moaning on both sides of the fields. Instead of wasting time on that bullshit, we should take the opportunity to get something positive out of it. Everything happens for a reason, and honestly, I think Principal Figgins and Mr. Smythe have a point, and there’s a lot that we can learn from each other, and help each other with. 

Soo, that being said, instead of doing another bakesale this year to raise money, only to have the cupcakes thrown at us during our performances, I suggest we take advantage of the fact that a bunch of douchey hot dudes joined the club and let them help us out with that. Ladies and gents, gays and straights, I present to you the idea of the Men of McKinley calendar. Twelve months of half naked, sexy dudes in your bedroom for a few bucks. Oh, and you’d also totally help out a good cause too, obvi. 

[davidsmythe]

I guess you’ll see eventually, now won’t you. Or you could always look it up on YouTube. I’m sure there’s tutorials. That site has tutorials for everything now. Not all of them, some of them are rather good at it themselves from what i saw today. Thank you, Alyson. That’s very nice of you. No I’m not. But I can take care of myself, dear. 

That she is, but I was thinking of use something a little more classic for sectionals. I’m sure i can adjust though, based on what your performance is like tomorrow. 

[alysonmeeks]

I think I’d rather see the master himself do it than some dork on Youtube. It’s more fun to experience stuff in real life, anyways. Maybe you could teach me how to do it tomorrow? Then maybe in return I can teach you something too? Oh, I wasn’t doubting that, David. I was just curious about my new teacher, is all. 

Something classic? Like what? Not something from that weird McDonalds band that’s this week’s theme, right? We’re totally not going to win singing those songs, no offense. Ariana would be more fun, and I rarely get solo’s so I’m super excited!

[davidsmythe]

Alright then, suit yourself… Oh, well, it’s a rather complicated little procedure. I can show you one day during glee club if you’d like me to. He does? That’s really cool, so you’re a raised dancer then. Lucky us. She did, yes. Very hard. Thank you, Alyson. It’s much appreciated. As lovely as that sounds, I’m sure I’d be fine in that department as well. Save your company for one of your friends.

I’m sure I will, especially since it’s coming from a trained dancer like yourself. Nonsense, why hide away something good. Might as well show case your talent while you can.

[alysonmeeks]

I bet it is, yeah.. Very curious to see how you put a big ship into a small bottle like that. Guess you gotta really know what you’re doing to accomplish that, huh? Definitely, the rest of them kinda suck at dancing, but watching Harry try is always a hilarious sight to see. Of course, I’m always there to help when needed, Mr Smythe. Oh? So you’re already seeing someone new then?

Alright, if you insist. I guess it could be, Ariana Grande is like the voice of our generation after all. We should totally sing one of her songs at Sectionals.