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Text 📱 Darry
Dante: I feel like you mind it more than I do, dad.
Dante: Does this mean I should call your mom grandma from now on?
Dante: That it's just a little weird? I mean, we're friends but you're treating me like a child.
Harrison: Sorry then?
Harrison: Hahaha, I dare you to.
Harrison: I'm just trying to look out for you, Dante. That's all.
Text 📱 Darry
Dante: Yea, well.. doesn't mean you gotta like every single family member, right?
Dante: Sure, whatever, safety first. Don't worry, dad. I used a condom.
Dante: I never said he wasn't. But that wasn't the point.
Harrison: I guess not. Doesn't mean he's gotta be a dick to you either.
Harrison: Good. And remember to drink your milk, and take your vitamins, and yatayatayata. Also curfew is set at 11:30 (that one's real btw, Lilian checks rooms).
Harrison: What was the point then, D?
Text 📱 Darry
Dante: I don't care. He never liked me, and I never liked him. If I were him I wouldn't be excited about me being part of his clique either.
Dante: I just went out for a walk, had a smoke and talked to Wes a bit. Why?
Dante: You're starting to sound like your dad, Lynn.
Harrison: I don't care what that shithead is excited about, it's not /his/ fucking clique. We're not a clique period. We're a family, and we don't judge.... each other, anyway.
Harrison: Alright good. Just making sure. Because I care about you and your safety, why else?
Harrison: My dad is an amazing man, thank you very much.
Text 📱 Darry
Dante: I'm fine. It doesn't bother me.
Dante: Don't worry about it.
Harrison: You sure? It's cool in you need to complain about him. We all do sometimes; you should see the messages I get from Harper.
Harrison: Nah, I will worry about it. Where the hell did you go anyway? My sister wouldn't stop asking me, and I was pretty worried too so, ya know.
Text 📱 Darry
Harrison: Sorry about Jude dude. He's just... a little bit of a special case.
Harrison: Hope you're okay.
dantevasquez:
I guess, but honestly, you make the dude who talks about putting tiny boats into bottles sound hip and modern by comparison sometimes. Just saying. Yea, I know you don’t, none of you gleeks get that. It’s why you’re all at the bottom of the totem pole at this school, dude. Because it’s completely unfair, that’s why. Besides, almost none of them can sing or dance, so I don’t get why you’d even want us to help you guys compete. You’d have a better chance to win without us. That’s bullshit, Lynn. That’s never gonna happen and you know it. It’s just not how high school works.
Okay, now that’s almost offensive. The dude walks around in sweater vests sometimes, I’m way more hip than that old man. No, we’re on the bottom of this totem pole because you guys think there needs to be a totem pole period. Rather than all of us existing in harmony and being friends. Actually, you’d be surprised how good some of you actually are. Plus having the extra masculinity is good for us.... It won’t happen because you guys won’t let it. But either way then, get comfortable in these positions. Because you’re not going anywhere in that case. No change means you’re stuck here.
dantevasquez:
Maybe you oughta do something about the fact that you sound like an old dude then, Lynn. Right, don’t think you have to worry about seeing him around too much now or in the future. No, it’s important to me, the school.. it’s important to everyone, obviously. Smythe’s gonna have to find some other dorks to replace us with then. We’ve done our part, we get that it sucks when you get laughed at while performing. Like, the point came across, really… and now that I still have somewhat of a reputation left, I’d like to get back to the way shit used to be. Oh please, I didn’t make these rules. We can’t just stop slushying you guys forever. That would be insane.
Nah, someone’s gotta at least try to be the responsible one for all of you shit heads. I don’t mind doing it. I don’t know whether to be relieved over that or disappointed. I wouldn’t say everyone. No offense, but I couldn’t give two shits about your football team. I only went to games this year to see Cas cheer. What’s that logic? Why get rid of the resources we need when we have them? And no dude, the point obviously didn’t come across if you still think picking on us and shit is the “norm” and the way to do things. They want that to stop forever. That’s the goal here.
dantevasquez:
You’re starting to sound like my dad, Lynn. Coach Evans is like Cassie, but way worse. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree in that family. Because… it’s football, it’s important, but I don’t expect you to understand that… Sectionals? But we’re already doing the stupid wedding on Sunday. If that isn’t enough then I don’t know what is. Keeping us around until Sectionals just isn’t fair. I haven’t slushied a dork in months. I barely even remember what it’s like.
Yea yea, get in line with the rest of the people that like to say that. I guess I can’t really be surprised there, he’s gonna be something interesting to meet in the future. Right, important. Is it important because it’s important to you? Or is it important because it’s important in our school? Yea, but he probably wants to utilize the extra man power to place us in a winning spot. It’ll be over before you know it. And... Dante... the point of all of this is that you don’t slushy dorks anymore.
dantevasquez:
It’s hard to manage anything with limited time and so many things that need to get done. Dude, have you met Coach Evans? He isn’t understanding about anything, and just yells a lot and calls us pussies when we ask for a break. I’m just glad it’s almost Christmas break and I won’t have to deal with all of this bullshit for two weeks. Then what kind of nice is that old fossil looking for? What more can I possibly do?
That’s why you need to sit down and make a schedule, stay on top of shit. Or nothing’ll get easier and you’re just dealing with more stress. Nah, never met the guy, he’s Cassie’s dad though so I can only imagine what he’s like. Shit man, sounds like hell. Why do you even put yourself through that bullshit? I know right, just need to hold out until next Friday. Then we’re good to go. Genuine nice. Though, I wouldn’t be surprised if Smythe holds you until Sectionals.
How the hell do they expect me to keep up with football practice, and extra glee club rehearsals for the wedding of the parents of the dorky Evans kid, and study for my tests at the same time? These teachers must have really lost their fucking minds… On a positive note, the calendars are being sold tomorrow in the cafeteria, and I swear that better be enough to end our stupid punishment…
It’s called time management, dude. Just gotta sit down and plan shit out so you know when and how to get it done orderly and effectively. Isn’t your coach like... being at least a little bit understand when it comes to football? I know Mr. Smythe would be if you talked to him.... Most teachers are fucking crazy though, so.... Yea, don’t count on it there. As nice as it was of you to show your junk off to make us money, it’s not the kind of nice that the big man is looking for.
alysonmeeks:
Maybe I’ll just have him dress up as the easter bunny or something. Wait, sarcastic about what? No harm, but that doesn’t make it any less annoying. If you had a smol follow you around everywhere with heart eyes you wouldn’t be thrilled about it either, Lynn. Or well, not when that smol isn’t Cassidy Evans.
Perfect. Or make him December and dress him in winter gear and shit. Whatever keeps him from throwing a fit. About Dory Fish. Yea, I guess not. Try to pawn him off on someone else? Set him up with someone. Shift his heart eyes to another girl and free yourself. After all, you’re the expert at convincing people of stuff. And hey, nothing’s wrong with loving someone, okay?
alysonmeeks:
Yea, but aside from that he freaks out about literally everything else. But it’s cool, I usually find ways to talk people into stuff. Bless my therapist dad. He loves me?? What the fuck, Harry…. and you don’t even find that creepy at all?
Yea, I guess you got a point. Just ease him into the idea. Offer him the least revealing photo ops. It’ll be fine. I was being sarcastic. Yes, of course I think that’s freaky. But he’s a little kid, what harm could he do?
alysonmeeks:
Hm, right… Well, I guess he does have a cute face. Hopefully he won’t freak out about me asking him. And I think I will manage just fine without his help, thanks. The kid drives me highkey crazy.
Doubt he’ll freak. The kid’s sex life is posted all over the internet, what bad could posing for a few pictures do? Oh, alright, never mind then. Aww, why? He loves you, Aly. He’d be devastated to hear that the love os his love was wigged out by him.
alysonmeeks:
Thanks for the shade, Lynn. Mucho apreciado. Lucas isn’t exactly what I envisioned for the calendar, but I guess the only other option we have is Dory Fish and I don’t think that would even be legal. Guess I’ll have to ask him about it tomorrow.
Huh? Oh, no shade, Aly. Didn’t mean it like that. And yea, I’m sure. But look at it this way, some girl’s gotta enjoy the shrimpy dork guy look, right? So, you’ll be catering to everyone. Might sell some more. And yea, no, Dory Fish is too smol. We’ll save him for something else. Make him out advertisements guy or something. Or your personal assistant.
alysonmeeks:
Eh, I’m pretty sure I can talk Smythe into it, and after that uh,’performance’ by Sasha and Puckerman Jr. today in glee club I doubt I’ll get much protest from Miss Teen Captain. Yea,I agree, it was kinda adorable. You’d make a great daddy, Harry. I guess I can’t blame her for wanting to keep that hot bod all for herself. Guess I’ll have to talk another dude into representing the gleeks then.
Right, of course you can, how could I under estimate your skill in making adult men do things for you. And yikes, that performance was freaky deaky to watch, however; you got a point there too. Uh, thanks? I think? That’s the plan someday, I guess. And ha, okay, compliments won’t make me change my mind, Al. Maybe try string bean Evans? Represent the gays and yank him outta his awkward phase.
alysonmeeks:
Well if you wanna be a party pooper about it then yea, sure. It’s still pretty fair in my opinion. Them doing something to support the club would be a step in the right direction in their rehabilitation. Who knows, they might come out of this glee experience as decent human beings even. Perhaps even the Head Douche in Charge you adopted will. Aww, but Harry, think of how sad that would make the female population of McKinley. And aside from that, you’re the captain. Gotta set a good example, right? Oh right, oopsie, guess it slipped my mind, babe.
Yea I guess it would be. If they’re cool with it then I’m cool with it, just gotta run it by Sash and Smythe. Make sure it’s all okay. Dante? He’s actually not that bad. Had me help him out with his Fleetwood Mac piece, it was sweet. The only female population I’m thinking of right now is Cas, and I can’t see her enjoying me participating in that. I’ll support from a far. I guess it did.
alysonmeeks:
Geez, of course we’re not using them, Harry. I’d like to see it as utilizing their ‘talents’. It gives them the opportunity to do something nice for us for once to make up for all the hurt they caused. Not to mention the fact that we’re totally helping them out by turning them all into perfect gentlemen through the magic of Britney Spears and Ariana Grande jams. But don’t worry, I totally didn’t forgot about you! I was actually thinking your bright and sunny personality would be perfect for August. Or maybe May would actually better, now that I think about it. We can do a flower theme, with you wearing a cute flowercrown and covering Mr Happy with a colorful bouquet or something. What do ya think?
That’s just the nice way to say that we’re using them, Aly. But, yea I guess. It’s a fair exchange after all the shit they’ve put us through. I wouldn’t call them perfect gentlemen but some of them are definitely getting nicer and better to deal with; I’ll give them that. Ha, that’s funny. I’m not posing naked for you, Al. And I thought we agreed you’d never call my junk that again.
