No one cares about Reita’s birthday (Radio Jack June 9)
(Everyone is giving a little update of what they’ve been doing)
Kai: What about you Aoi? Are you into anything recently?
Aoi: Hmmm….recently….well, I’ve been playing the guitar.
Kai: No I mean, weren’t you talking about something on social media? This thing you liked?
Aoi: Oh, yeah. My old equipment…
Kai: You decided you like it?
Kai: I see, well…we have festivals and stuff coming up
Aoi: Yeah, so I hope I’ll be able to use it there.
Kai: Are you practicing at home? (giggles)
Aoi: Well, I am writing songs.
Kai: (trying not to laugh) I see
Aoi: What’s wrong with you?
Reita: Leader, you’re so bad at this!
(Kai bursts out laughing)
Ruki: He can’t keep a conversation going
Reita: Was something even funny!?
Aoi: Seriously, calm down.
Kai: Okay, anyway, what about you Uruha?
Uruha: An, update? Hmm…well, same as Aoi I guess.
Kai: You’re playing the guitar?
Uruha: Yeah, I’m trying to write songs.
Kai: Do I have to keep this going?
Kai: Hey,,,,,June 9,,,,,,,you,,,,,,,don’t you have.,,,,,,,,,,
(everyone except Uruha is laughing)
Uruha: I didn’t even mention my birthday tf
Kai: Well anyway it’s Uruha’s birthday!!!
Everyone: Yaaaay!! (clapping)
Kai: And we’ve prepared something for you!
Reita: WOW!!! He did that!!!
Kai: Well then let’s sing!! Shall we sing? (he sounds like a mom istg)
(Supposedly Kai is clapping to keep the rhythm while everyone sings very half-assedly and awfully)
Uruha: Okay can I blow the candles out?
(Uruha blows out candles)
Aoi: Yo how many cakes we must have eaten in 15 years….
Reita: Damn….how many cakes…
Uruha: This is a really fancy cake.
(Everyone talks over each other for like 15 seconds)
Kai: Well anyway, this is still just the recording day, but [when this is broadcast] I hope you are having a good birthday.
Reita: But – wait a minute !
(Kai bursts out laughing)
Reita: Mine will have passed already…so it doesn’t matter!?
Uruha: I mean…the recording day is closer to his birthday….
Kai: Are you mad!? Are you mad!?
Kai: Reita is mad!! Do we…do we have anything for Reita? No???
Uruha: Okay then, we can share this cake!
Reita: No it’s really fine!
Aoi: Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Kai: HERE WE’LL GIVE HIM THESE CUCUMBERS
(They start clapping and singing happy birthday to Reita but mostly just laughing)
Ruki: Omg he wasn’t joking
Reita: (laughing) They’re so small
Aoi: Damn they brought out some lotus root looking thing
Reita: Whatever, should I blow out the candles now?
Reita: Okay everybody gather round!
Ruki: They’re gonna fly everywhere
(Everyone laughs)
(Reita blows out candles)
Reita: I really don’t care tho, this is your day! [to Uruha]
Kai: I was just going in order, Ruki, Aoi, Uruha, and then you.
Uruha: I knew this would happen
Reita: But before I could even say my update you did Uruha and brought out the cake and everything so I was like ‘hm okay so that’s how it is’
Kai: Yeh I thought you might get mad
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