OneDirSauce

I'm just a poor girl who is bad at socializing

[tohealofendgame]

This. Is. EVERYTHING.

[twignewton]

mood coming into this year

[pupperfriend]

me until I found out about this site.. i’ve been making money by filling out quizzes similar to buzzfeed ones!! p.s if you sign up, make sure to verify your email

[yufoh]

#fakenews

[yufoh]

update: so I decided to actually sign up for this website and I made $5 in less than an hour and they paid me out over paypal. omg i can’t believe this actually worked

[roastd]

me after finding this post 

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me 2 all my mutuals

[thebootydiaries]

i sent this to my friends and one of them left the group chat

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[luther-mcedinborough-deactivate]

[tylerdylans]

[damngoodmovies]

Suburban Gothic, 2014

[msstormageddonrulerofall]

Holy shit

[ghoulgaara]

THIS. READ. THOUGH.

[sandandglass]

The Nightly Show, September 15, 2015

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

These were taken at the same moment

[wanderingatoprainbows]

Am I the only one who notices that the birds head is facing different ways in the photo so they couldnt have been taken at the same moment…..if so in the first pic the bird would have been facing the camera taking that picture.

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Good try Nancy Drew, but I took my photo with snapchat, while my friend took the other photo with her camera app. The camera app reverses the photo after it is taken, while snapchat does not. If you have gotten your hair permed before you would know that you cannot shower for a full day after it is treated or else the water will ruin your hair, which clearly didn’t happen which means you weren’t in the shower, which means you shot your father!

[gogomrbrown]

https://openstaxcollege.org

FUCK CAPITALISM! This didn’t cost tax payers anything. You don’t need to be a governing body with a police force to do decent things.

[ohthekorean-deactivated20160205]

stanfordetc freedomofscreech

[hagiographically]

THANK

[shxtg0d-deactivated20160502]

full length why you lying video

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

the rain i cant!!!!

[kiszkamoon]

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

[lexabliss-deactivated20160509]

when someone talks shit about your fave

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

really though, “sneaking out” is such a white thing in every aspect bc firstly u need a big ass Suburban House™ with big windows and various levels of roofing so u can safely jump out. you also need White Parents™. forget getting out of the house my toe wouldn’t hang out of my bed w/out my mum knowing. let’s say u managed to best those eoc (ears of colour) how tf are u gonna get back in ? poc (parents of colour) all have a spiritual connection to their front door like they can telepathically communicate. 5 mins before i even approach that door u know my mum’s sitting on the other side waiting to kill me. it’s just not realistic. 

[arcardeofloneliness]

^^^^^

[afreakin-goddess]

This is no joke tho. one time my brother snuck out, managed to get past all the obstacles that come with having an African mother, except one. MY MOM HAD A DREAM THAT MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD HER TO WAKE UP AND CHECK ON THE KIDS! i was sleeping in the room with her so she knew i was fine, but went to my brothers room and his ass was gone. that’s why whenever someone asks me to sneak out, im always like naw im good, the asswhoppin my brother got doesn’t need a sequel

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

my mama believes that when she wakes up in the middle of the night it’s bc God or her dad told her to check on her family smh

[shidanohana]

want a new theme?

check out this list here:

themesbyluxuriousindulgence: luxurious/ vintage

owl-doll: cute/anime

thethemeblogs: anime/all types of themes

playingwithmythemes: anime/kfashion

mantopia.org: tv themed/ anime/ MAL theme

lostcandles: photography/vintage/pastel

cocorinithemes: cute/girly/photography/anime/kpop

lacelovesthemes: pastel/vintage/luxurious

dollifiedthemes: pastel/vintage

titthree-columns: three column/photography

britniethemes: girly/photography/network theme

marianthemes: photography/clean

fayniss-themes: pastel/girly/pink/kpop

fashion-waltz: cute/girly

capturingdreamsthemes: cute/girly/pink

thememakers: list of theme makers.

themesmadebybrianna: vintage/fresh

yobeothemes: simple/clean/kpop/anime

ramyeons: kpop/kfashion/anime

pretty-glamorousthemes: luxurious/girly/vintage

dollybunsthemes: vintage/photography/clean

themesforya: photography/girly/cute/kfashion

myperfectcharmthemes: cute/girly/pink

catwalkinparismathemes: pink/cute

gyapothemes: kpop/kfashion/clean/anime

specialcharmxo: cute/pastel/vintage

themesbykatherine: photography/clean

reinesquerdesigns: vintage

emerald-themes: pastel/pink

wank-r/themess: photography/vintage

vanilla-chai: vintage/pastel/clean

trustwurthytheme: photography/clean

themesilike: theme makers list.

lepastel-lacesmytheme: pastel/pink/kfashion/kpop

yeolithemes: kfashion/kpop/clean/anime

crayonedthemes: kpop/kfashion/photography/anime

themesbynela: vintage/photography/pastel

wakomeiithemelist: kpop/kfashion/clean/anime

mamacrownthemes: vintage/photography

notte-themes: photography

themesmadebynancy: photography/clean

yanilavigne: photography/clean/basics

damadellago: anime

themesbybluntstatements: clean/multi column

nicole-theme: photography/cute themes.

themediary: cute/kfashion/anime

omg this is such a long list that i thought it would help everyone ^o^ ill probably update this more often if i find some more theme blogs

[jaekirkland]

WHEN YOU AND THE TEAM ARE STUCK IN SFO INTERNATIONAL FOR 13 HOURS

[minacoladas]

THIS IS A LITERAL MASTERPIECE

[babygoatsandfriends]

Seven baby lambs went to vet for their health check in this afternoon 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑

[danudaine]

“Are you guys alright?” Simultaneous “MEEHHHH!” x7