Phase 2: Apocalypse

Phase 1: Collect Underpants

[amalthya]

The Great Mustafar Baking Show #cookies #starwars #darthvader #smooshed #darksideoftheoven #baking (at Columbia, Maryland) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqvzRP4H5aF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lbk701aelf21

[amalthya]

I figured it out #dumbledore #mumu #simpsons #homer #shitposting #memes https://www.instagram.com/p/BqfFyx8nbXg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=148bnuved0lv9

[amalthya]

Even dying flowers are pretty. It's like an emo high school poem. (at Columbia, Maryland) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqDdCxWHPKM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=q59inw2p6irt

[amalthya]

Little. Red. Different. (at Baltimore, Maryland) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp8NZ3gDtD9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nl82cmb3oxgo

[amalthya]

Little man, big world #letthembelittle #autumn (at Sewells Orchard Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp8L5-yDFtM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1uwacf36z8gso

[amalthya]

Little man, big world #letthembelittle #autumn (at Sewells Orchard Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp8L5-yDFtM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qpben43eku78

[amalthya]

We walked in the pouring rain and lost a sock along the way but I voted (they just watched) #futurevoter #vote #bluewave2018 (at Jeffers Hill Elementary) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp2HRosHLdc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=moa5dyn1r1zx

[amalthya]

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Reflection (at Sewells Orchard Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpslFtOHOjI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ia6iu0sxe6cj

[amalthya]

Playing in the leaf pile that @johnny321go made them, now that no one wants them to be in it. They have been the joy of my last 23 months. #childhoodunplugged #letthembelittle #toddler #autumn #leafpile (at Sewells Orchard Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/BprWV9fnOJC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=18yh64gvdshua

[amalthya]

#tbt to when my littles were even littler (at Nairobi, Kenya) https://www.instagram.com/p/BprVwjXnED6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gls8e0zwakjv

[amalthya]

Autumnal magnificence #nofilter #noedit #fall (at Sewells Orchard Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpqYlDdnTD8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wxvzbz3rkwka

[amalthya]

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Porgoid #porgsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/BpgFKFYnnNg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=i99mefgjcspg

[amalthya]

Flying high #publicashtrays #whipitgood #loofah #dontaskquestions #pdx (at Portland International Airport) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpapGojnZFt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fm1ebrak1lge

[amalthya]

We let @ageofaquaria 's mom cut the line for the ladies' toilet at #werqtheworld but took a pic (at The Lincoln Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpTH6z3j98O/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1k0l7wrc3vjdc

[amalthya]

Boo! At @johnny321go and @plaidleaf 's pumpkinpalooza (at Arlington, Virginia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpNqP9zDJm_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kchjfglm9j1l

[amalthya]

Mysteries #babyhandprints #sunlight #5footprints3footbabies (at Columbia, Maryland) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpDj5illUk4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=18t4exj3s3040

[amalthya]

This is Halloween (at Columbia, Maryland) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpC9rJtjT6E/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1x0ikezt93nb5