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As the rare person who absolutely despises how late it gets dark in the summer the one redemption is thunderstorms. 8pm is a dark hour, goddamn it

Day one of being a professional poker player with a law degree I don’t intend to ever use

Fredo in the godfather is queer and neurodivergent pass it on

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your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a graduate degree

#law school

Sorry kids but if your dad splits tens you deserve to have your college fund gambled away

Sports gambling is ruining sports and ruining gambling

Why is a blackjack table literally the most supportive place on earth. Everyone hyping each other up. Women’s bathroom at a nightclub energy

Blackjack was engineered in a lab to be the most addictive game possible. I know how to manage my spending and usually profit a bit or break even but oh my god it’s so fun

A humanities degree will fry your brain for life. You can be in a Vegas casino and think “no clocks, no windows, just pure dopamine, yet inevitably trending towards disappointment. Is this a metaphor for the womb?”

#it’s not even two pm and I’m on my third glass of wine lol

Being in Vegas for st Patrick’s was such a great idea. If you’re wearing a themed outfit I KNOW you’ll be an easy poker opponent

Las Vegas is if Los Angeles was dropped on its head as a baby (affectionate)

This love is pure wattage, just step into the cottage

#heated rivalry

Am I valid for putting mushrooms on a tuna salad sandwich

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 7

#food #polls