Amazing UNHhhh-Tros

My brother jokingly said he wanted to start out his class everyday with intros like UNHhhh and I sort of ran with it. PS he started doing it this year and the kids love it! Some are my own brain child and sometimes they are inspired from outside sources (and sometimes I just change the words slightly because why mess with perfection). 

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I am fully aware that I am not the best singer and this is not the right style of music for me, but I am hoping this could get enough views for someone who can actually sing do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sw6MLdasnc

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I'm the flail you use to keep skeletons out of your shower

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hes a farmer with 6 teeth and I'm his wife with none

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I'm the one sheep you haven't eaten yet

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I'm the mayonnaise you had to keep hiding from the ghost of your grand mother's imaginary cat

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I'm a pie that your mom gave you that originally was a taco salad

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I'm the step mother of the bride who didn't stand when as she  walked down the isle

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I'm a troll with daggers for eyes

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I'm the disaster in the air

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I like to spell it Whyoming

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I'm the structural integrity

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I'm a cat that is hot and bothered like a 'Lil Caesar's pizza

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I'm a pigeon's plus one

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I'm an overly hairy baby that made a bar full of people uncomfortable

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I'm a hollywood star riddled with rabies

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I'm a jar of baby food that is really just barbeque sauce

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I'm your friend, the couch