Ambassador of Pluto

she/her/hers | riordanverse textposts | ig: @ambassador.of.pluto

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Annabeth: the gods literally condemned you to die, how are you still alive?

Percy: bold of you to assume that any god is stronger then my spite

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headcanon that Nico wears a beanie all the time

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never forgetting how hard middle school me cried during this scene

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Annabeth: i love you

Percy: telling me that after stabbing me is giving me really mixed signals

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Annabeth at the beginning of TLT: i honestly don't get what people see in you, you're a stick in the mud

Percy: a pretty dam handsome stick

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Nico: how come you've stopped calling me stuff like "darling"?

Will: last time i called you "my love" you passed out

Nico: well how else am i supposed to react?

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Percy: so... is this a date?

Annabeth: we are literally in the hospital because you broke your arm

Percy: yeah but this is a date, right?

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Annabeth: i have a bad feeling about this place

Percy: don't worry, i have a plan

Annabeth: considering your astonishing track record with unsuccessful plans i think i have a right to be worried right now

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Annabeth: oh my gods percy, what did you do? are you insane?

Percy: i thought we already established that

[cabin7-hufflepuff]

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

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Annabeth: why do i feel like you're about to tell me something i don't wanna hear?

Percy: ... experience?

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Will: tell me a joke

Nico: okay, why did the mailman die?

Nico: because everyone dies

Will: ... not really the kind of joke i was looking for-

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Percy: how did we even get into this mess

Annabeth: oh i don't know, maybe it's your unhealthy hatred for the literal gods of olympus

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Percy: i need your help with something

Jason: should i grab my gun?

Percy: no not this time

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Will: for a million dollars would you kill-

Nico: yes

Will: you didn't let me finish

Nico: I know

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headcanon that Nico likes old books and shakespeare

[percyjcksnn]

i bet percy in pjo would call annabeth "bestie" just to annoy her