Percy: Worst sibling story?
Piper: Drew. Just... Drew.
Thalia: Jason really proved the whole stereotype of Zeus' kids chewing things when born true.
Jason: Well dad told me you tried biting Hera's peacock!
Nico: We can't take Hazel to banks.
Hazel: You start ranting about how serial killers are doing everything wrong... To serial killers!
Aerin: At least none of you have formerly Titan Army loyalists turned Olympian Loyalists for siblings who now supply experimental magic pranking gear to the Hermes Cabin.
Annabeth: So THAT'S why we have so many Greek Fire explosions. I thought it was Leo.