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Remus: Baby Sirius: Yeah? <33 Remus: No, dumbass, I’m calling you a baby

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Sirius: I’m a single child Remus: I thought you had a brother? Sirius: Yeah, but I’m single Sirius: And a child

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The Golden Trio during the zombie apocalypse

Hermione: Comes up with the best survival plans, beats zombies up like the badass she is

Ron: Befriends the zombies

Harry: Bites the zombies back

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The Marauders as quotes from my friends part 4

Sirius: Remus is very warm Remus: Peter: James: Sirius: I want a hug

Peter: Sleep is like,, a death preview Remus: An open relationship with death Peter: Temporary sneak peek Remus: Free trial James: You guys need help

James: Beep beep imma sheep Sirius: Beep beep imma sleep Remus: Beep beep imma COMMIT HOMICIDE ITS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING

Sirius: I’m bored Remus: Hi bored, I’m pondering the progression of time Sirius: Hi pondering the progression of time, does it ever become inconvenient to have a name that long?

Remus: Thanks Sirius Sirius I’m almost certain this is the only time you’ve said ‘thanks Sirius’ without being sarcastic

Remus, sprawled over a pile of books: Imagine Remus: Imagine being happy

Sirius: Plus, I’m not gay James: *pulls out a screenshot of Sirius saying “and I was gay”*

Sirius: Just because someone’s stupid doesn’t mean they can’t be cute Remus: Like you Sirius: Fuck you 

Professor Flitwick: So, do you have any questions about today’s lesson? Peter Pettigrew: Yes, what the fuck

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The Marauders as quotes from my friends part 3

James: I love that none of you have any context but you’re 100% down for finding steroids at the beach

James: It’s all about the talent of bullshitting Peter: Definitely, unless you’re a bull, then you’re already naturally a prodigy

Sirius: Everyone must wear flower crowns to my wedding Sirius: Or my funeral Sirius: Whichever one comes first

Peter: Also, Sirius, James is a hippo now Sirius: Wait what? Peter: What? Sirius: Does he smoke pot? Does he have dread locks? Does he preach peace? Peter: …no? I’m talking about the animal hippo Sirius: Oh I thought you said hippie

James: Remus isn’t here because he has, uh, diarrhea Lily: What, ew James: I lost my shit when I found out Sirius: Well Remus probably lost his shit too

Peter: If life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic Peter: *breaks down into tears*

Sirius: I’m sorry I insulted your beliefs Peter: I believe that I suck Sirius: Your belief is correct Remus: I believe that I suck Sirius: Your belief is- WAIT NO YOU DON’T SUCK

Mcgonagall: Remus, that’s wonderful work Sirius, from the other side of the room: Thank you

Lily: Why are you smiling Lily: Do you have a boyfriend Marlene, gagging: Boy????

Sirius: 100% not me because I’m totally not gay

James: Hey gimme a sentence Remus: I wanna fucking die James: Without any swear words Remus: I wanna die James: Ok

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Harry Potter characters as quotes from my friends

(During the second triwizard task)

Fred: Hey guys guess what George: We’re catching up with current events

Ron: I feel like I am constantly being Hermione’s impulse control Harry: But I need you to be my impulse control Ron: This is too much responsibility for me to handle

Ron: Why are you eating plain salad and rice Harry: Life is plain and boring and there’s nothing you can do about it Ron: But there are things that are worth enjoying Ron: Like salad dressing

Hermione (to Draco): you have a very roundhouse kickable face

Luna: *Holds out hand to Draco* Luna: Greetings!! Draco: Don’t touch me

Ginny: I think Ron thinks he’s really tough. Luna: Yeah. Do you think he’s tough though? Ginny: No

Hermione & Ron: HARRY NO Harry: HARRY YES Harry: GOD AND SATAN WORKING TOGETHER COULDN’T STOP ME NOW

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The Marauders as quotes from my friends part 2

Sirius: I’m homesick James: I thought you lived with your family? Sirius: Yeah I do Sirius: I’m just sick of them

James: Why is everything you say true Peter: Well I don’t say much so I have to make it count

Remus: For my funeral I want my dead body to be hung on a rope and swung over the crowd Peter: I want my dead body to be tied to a ceiling fan

Sirius: My gingerbread man is more beautiful than yours James: Your gingerbread man looks like you Sirius: *offended noises*

Lily: I’ll have you know that Sirius is going to wear a dress to my wedding and I’m in the running for his best man.

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The Marauders as quotes from my friends pt. 1

Sirius, to James: as you can clearly see Sirius: wait you can’t clearly see James, without his glasses: yeah no shit

Sirius: *writes ‘Remus’ in pretty calligraphy with a rose* Remus: *writes 'is disgusting’ next to it* James: NO YOU’RE NOT DISGUSTING Sirius: YOU RUINED MY BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK Remus: :)

James: *makes a dad joke* Sirius: If you had dinner with my family they would all die James: Not just from my dad jokes Sirius: Are you implying that you’re gonna kill them James: Uhhh Sirius: Please do

Sirius: I’m not killing you I’m just hugging you Peter: Hugging my NECK

Peter: I can’t even spell correctly Remus: It’s C-O-R-R-E-C-T-L-Y Peter: No u Remus: what Sirius, watching Remus: I love Moony during transfiguration Sirius: I love Moony full stop

Sirius: Fuck you James: Whoa Sirius: Not you

Peter: Wait what are we supposed to be doing Remus: Nothing really

*mcgonagall leaves the classroom* Sirius: I love how Remus is the only one doing work Sirius: *sees remus reading a book about forbidden spells* Sirius: Wait nevermind

Peter: I’m sorry Sirius your face is beautiful Sirius: *crying* I know