THE MOST POPULAR GIRLS IN SCHOOL SENTENCE STARTERS.
rp starters, taken from mpgis season one.
feel free to change pronouns or other words !
the new girl.
❝ i am … so … pretty. ❞
❝ um, excuse me ? ❞
❝ who the fuck are you ? ❞
❝ i asked you first. ❞
❝ i asked you second ! ❞
❝ i’m ______. i’m new. ❞
❝ who the fuck let you in here ? ❞
❝ so. ______. let me tell you how things work here. ❞
❝ i already know how things work around here ! ❞
❝ this is me telling you that you need to learn your place. ❞
❝ i already know all those things ! ❞
❝ you’re not from around here, are you, ______ ? ❞
❝ okay, _____. just … what the fuck do you want ? ❞
❝ fine. but know this: i do not like you. ❞
❝ i feel indifferent towards you. ❞
french class.
❝ you know what, ______ ? i respect you. ❞
❝ stop trying to change the subject, ______ ! ❞
❝ in exchange for that, you have to watch a whole episode of glee with me. ❞
❝ what ? that’s not even a fair trade, you like gossip girl ! ❞
❝ that’s not true ! ❞
❝ I LOVE GOSSIP GIRL SOOO MUCH ! ❞
❝ SHUT THE FUCK UP, ______ ! ❞
❝ hey, um, gossip girl is a good show ! ❞
❝ you are not my boyfriend anymore. ❞
❝ god, i wanna fucking murder you. ❞
❝ hey, ______, do you wanna go out on a date ? ❞
❝ it’s a fucking french word, you little bitch ! ❞
❝ ______ just broke up with me. ❞
❝ my people know very much about suffering. ❞
❝ when i get through with that piece of shit, he’s gonna wish his parents went through with that move to st. louis ! ❞
sister act.
❝ what the fuck do you want, ______ ? ❞
❝ i heard that you’re going around calling me a fucking liar ! ❞
❝ where did you hear that ? ❞
❝ i said where, not when, you idiot ! ❞
❝ suck it ! ❞
❝ it’s so good to see you ! ❞
❝ oh, no. no. we are not doing this again. ❞
❝ seriously, who the fuck is watching the door ? ❞
❝ how do you know about that ? ❞
❝ it smells terrible in here. ❞
❝ anyway, i want an apology. ❞
❝ you are a fucking liar ! ❞
❝ i didn’t believe that for a goddamn second ! ❞
❝ fuck you. ❞
❝ wait, what’s going on ? ❞
the most popular boys in school.
❝ god damn it, ______, who let you in here ? ❞
❝ i … i thought you were gonna say ❛ what are you looking at, ❜ & then i was gonna say ❛ not much. ❜ ❞
❝ no, ______. ❞
❝ the fuck kind of name is ______ ? ❞
❝ i don’t play by your rules, man ! ❞
❝ suck my dick ! ❞
❝ i guess we see who the real man is here, don’t we ? ❞
❝ i’m a real man ! i’m not afraid ! ❞
❝ i’m not saying anything. i’m … i’m just saying. ❞
❝ i’m going to shower. ❞
❝ why don’t we take a poll ? i vote no. ❞
❝ i vote no, too. ❞
❝ fuck no ! ❞
❝ i always believe in giving people the benefit of the doubt. ❞
❝ you ask this every week ! ❞
$57 lunch.
❝ i am going to reiterate a point that i make to you twice a week. ❞
❝ yes, i suppose that will suffice. ❞
❝ i like your top. ❞
❝ um, ______, you haven’t paid yet. ❞
❝ oh, don’t worry, i’ll take care of it. ❞
❝ what the fuck was that ? ❞
❝ oh, jesus christ, is that a fucking gremlin ? ❞
❝ whatever, just … no one feed that fucking thing after midnight. ❞
❝ this is an emergency ! ❞
❝ i told you never to talk about that ! god ! ❞
❝ i will cut a bitch. ❞
❝ is this gonna go on much longer ? ❞
❝ i’m in. ❞
❝ can i go eat now ? ❞
❝ there’s nobody here. ❞
the letter zero.
❝ why don’t you give me a fucking break, okay ? ❞
❝ can i help you ? ❞
❝ what the fuck is that supposed to mean ? ❞
❝ i don’t give a fuck ! ❞
❝ oh my god, thank god you’re here ! ❞
❝ not right now, ______. ❞
❝ yeah, you cursed me out in the bathroom earlier today. ❞
❝ i thought we had a connection. ❞
❝ anyway, ______, i’m glad i ran into you here ! ❞
❝ … oh. that makes a little more sense. ❞
❝ what the fuck is going on ? ❞
❝ why was i not consulted about this ? ❞
❝ we have new vending machines on campus, they take credit cards now. ❞
❝ fuck no, you guys are assholes ! ❞
❝ congratulations ! ❞
the least popular girls in school.
❝ oh, ______, our plan is coming together, like … so good. ❞
❝ it’s so diabolical, there’s so many twists & turns ! ❞
❝ it’s like we’re the two new characters on gossip girl ! ❞
❝ but we are more beautiful ! ❞
❝ teen wolf is starting. ❞
❝ i’m recording it on the dvr so i can fast forward through commercials ! ❞
❝ well, i know, okay ? ❞
❝ oh, uh … hey, ______ … how’s it going ? ❞
❝ i guess … better than you. ❞
❝ well, if we ever have a special on meat salad, i’ll let you know. ❞
❝ don’t erase my dvr ! ❞
❝ bye, ______ ! ❞
❝ yeah, that’s right ! walk away ! like a bitch. ❞
❝ what the fuck did you say ? ❞
❝ oh, no, nothing, i just said … i just … ❞
3rd grade.
❝ oh my god, ______, are you okay ? ❞
❝ you’re fucking kidding, right ? ❞
❝ it’s about time people start feeling sorry for me. ❞
❝ i feel terrible about this. ❞
❝ ______, looks like we’re playing pokémon cards again. ❞
❝ this is some bullshit right here. ❞
❝ you are nothing, ______. ❞
❝ hand it over. ❞
❝ oh, son of a bitch, bastard, oh my god ! why me ? why now ? does god hate me ? oh, jesus christ ! ❞
❝ what the fuck is wrong with you ? ❞
❝ fucking stand on the other side of me ! ❞
❝ don’t worry ! i’m sure everything will work itself out just fine. ❞
❝ i didn’t hear a fucking thing ! ❞
❝ it’s worse than we thought. ❞
❝ cool … well, i don’t wanna be rude, but that story was very long, & much more involved than i originally thought it would be. ❞
pre pep rally energy drinks.
❝ why would god do this to me ? ❞
❝ how the fuck did this happen ? ❞
❝ you know, ______, you really shouldn’t do that … ❞
❝ are you sure you’re not a gremlin ? ❞
❝ oh my god, ______, they got you, too ? ❞
❝ the fuck are you talking about ? ❞
❝ oh, yeah, i already knew about that. ❞
❝ i mean … i already did not knew about that. ❞
❝ i swear, i’d rip your fucking head off ! ❞
❝ see ? i told you. ❞
❝ can we take these now ? ❞
❝ god damn it, fine ! ❞
❝ by a nap, do you mean an ambien & a box of wine ? ❞
❝ that doesn’t fucking matter ! ❞
❝ oh, we should totally fuck up their credit, too. & then we all unfriend them on facebook. ❞
gay van buren.
❝ i was just trying to put myself into a coma so i wouldn’t have to listen to you dipshits trying to talk & breathe at the same time. ❞
❝ where the fuck have you been ? ❞
❝ i’m telling you, i don’t trust that bitch ! ❞
❝ um … ______, you don’t trust anybody. ❞
❝ i could totally go for a swim right now. ❞
❝ god, your hair is, like, super thick. ❞
❝ what the fuck do you think you’re trying to pull here, ______ ? ❞
❝ i think you really are a good friend, & you totally deserve it. ❞
❝ yeah, ______, thank you. thank you for fucking up my entire life ! ❞
❝ do you hate me, ______ ? ❞
❝ my life is over ! ❞
❝ are you nuts ? do you know what this means ? ❞
❝ maybe it’s not so bad. maybe no one noticed. ❞
❝ that’s not my name ! ❞
❝ welcome to my world. ❞
deandra’s arms.
❝ oh my god. i’m this close. this fucking close. ❞
❝ what the fuck did you just say ? ❞
❝ so, um, do you usually just stand here & watch while all this goes on ? ❞
❝ go fuck yourself. ❞
❝ hey, i like your dress. ❞
❝ oh, i’m definitely gonna check that place out. ❞
❝ do you know who the fuck i am ? ❞
❝ ______, you’re a member of this family ! ❞
❝ this is starting to hurt … ❞
❝ ______, you were supposed to be watching the door. ❞
❝ do you know what these are, ______ ? ❞
❝ do you not know what has transpired while you were in pearl harbor ? we had our own pearl harbor here today. ❞
❝ live with that ! ❞
❝ ______, was that part of the plan ? ❞
❝ nothing like this has ever happened on gossip girl. ❞
prom, part one.
❝ ahem. ______, tonight, i consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. ❞
❝ did you just steal lou gehrig’s retirement speech ? ❞
❝ hey, i’m real. what you get is what you see. what you trying to do to me ? ❞
❝ those are the lyrics to an old jennifer lopez song. ❞
❝ a compromise was reached. ❞
❝ time to go in there. ❞
❝ why are you wearing a tuxedo ? ❞
❝ do you like my dress ? ❞
❝ you look like a tampon that was dipped in skittles & vomit. ❞
❝ don’t mind if i do. ❞
❝ there’s nothing between us. ❞
❝ you take that back, bitch ! ❞
❝ haha, fuck you, too, there, buddy ! ❞
❝ things are fucking awesome for me. ❞
❝ see you up there, dumb whores. ❞
prom, part two.
❝ it’s so great to have you back. ❞
❝ it’s so great to be back. ❞
❝ don’t you ever fucking cut me off again, do you understand me ? ❞
❝ i’m gonna be honest, i don’t see what the big deal is. ❞
❝ i don’t really give two shits. ❞
❝ mostly because she’s a bitch, & because she’s a bitch. ❞
❝ this isn’t over. ❞
❝ i have been waiting all night ! ❞
❝ this can’t be right. can someone look at this for me ? ❞
❝ you cannot be serious.
❝ hit the bricks, bitch. ❞
❝ don’t worry, baby. ❞
❝ ______, aren’t you gay ? ❞
❝ wait, does this mean we’re friends now ? ❞
❝ oh, no, i still fucking hate you. ❞
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