'Merica

She/they Hi!!! I am trying my best not to say anything offensive or mean, if I mess up, tell me! This account is all about political issues and interacting with other tumblr peeps. Mainly for shits and giggles but serious stuff, too. I do not agree with the american goverment, or much of what is going on right now. I am trying to post less and be more thoughtful at the moment, but i encourage interacting! I am aware of some of the bad shit that america has done and it makes me unreasonabley mad. I am a minor, so respectfully, adults dni. (: stay safe yall.

[america-offical]

heyy - I see you’re a minor, and I know you’re just having fun, but like. tbh this is the kind of joke that only works well if you REALLY know your stuff and can pull off a good satire.

If you don’t have that skillset yet, it can really easily come across as ignorant or even disrespectful - like, you’re little “why would you want to kill me :(“ on that one post comes across as genuinely frustrating, not cute or funny.

Fascism and nationalism are on the rise. America is a fucking threat to the world and not in a strong way - in a “we’re behaving like a drunken toddler with a bazooka” way.

I really recommend shelving this one at least until you’re, like, in college.

Thank you for bringing this up. I am running this blog as a way of trying to understand more about where I live and current politics about this. I would say I get it- but I don't. I don't know the full scale of the destruction that america has caused, because there is simply too much.

I am also running this account as a way of trying to learn how satire works, and how to do so successfully and respectfully . This is my way of learning.

I have taken down the post that you mentioned, because now I see how that was a problem. (Understatement)

I am genuinely sorry for anything that I have said that is of that nature. I know what is happening in the world, and I am trying to use this account to spread information about it. I am encouraging anyone who follows me or just in generally sees my post to tell me if what I say is wrong. I am trying to be sesitive and And again, I am really truly sorry.

We are a drunken toddler with a bazooka. And I realize that.

Thank you, random internet person. I really appreciate you.

[america-offical]

what would you have thought of a USA vs England world cup game on July 4th, especially since its the 250th?

i think it would have been pretttyyyyy heated but fun, assuming americans dont get that passionate (:

[d3rlord3-kisser]

I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible

[abomination-of-yondo-deactivate]

Hey since TERFs buried the original, higher quality recording, here’s the only surviving recording of trans activist Sylvia Rivera’s infamous “Y'all Better Quiet Down” speech, along with full transcription, now free and open on Archive.org. The transphobic fucks can try their best to scrub us from history, but we’re not going anywhere.

[gaylor-moon]

Oh wow a piece of lgbt history..

[strawberrynesquikphilosophies]

L020A Sylvia Rivera, "Y'all Better Quiet Down" Original Authorized Video by LoveTapesCollective, 1973 Gay Pride Rally NYC

(Sylvia speech (1:02-5:14) Controversial speech at June 24,1973 Gay Pride Rally at Washington Square Park NYC . Sylvia Rivera was introduced

since OP link is dead

[goodfriendo]

new link here with transcript

Sylvia Rivera Y'all Better Quiet Down 1978 : Sylvia Rivera : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

    [Transcript: An audio clip of Sylvia Rivera giving her speech to a crowd, who can be heard at the start before she begins her speech, sa

[anti-terf-posts]

official anti terf post

[america-offical]

Fuck ICE, fuck MAGA, free Palestine, free Iran, free Sudan, boycott the UAE, free Ukraine, fuck Elon Musk, fuck Donald Trump, fuck cybertrucks, eat the rich, fuck Gen AI, fuck capitalism, fuck the govenment, if buying isnt owning piracy isnt stealing, anarchy if we can’t have socialism/communism

[cleaning-spray-offical]

@satans-fan-offical @satans-assistant-offical @satan-offical @snail-offical @7-eleven-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @astronaut-offical @argon-offical @chartreuse-official @chatgpt-officalv @costco-employee-official @cave-explorer-offical @tagging-officals-offical @playlist-offical @ao3-offical @the-eye-offical @genderfluid-offical @sappho-offical @sapphic-offical @gay-squid-offical @heart-offical @grisha-offical @slovakia-offical @czechia-offical @america-offical @burning-britain-official @german-offical @itsybitsyspider-official

AND ANY OTHER OFFICIALS I MISSED

I LOVE YOU I APPRECIATE YOU YOU ARE VAULED AND FUNNY AND NICE AND YOU DESERVE TO BE ALIVE

YOU.

ARE

IMPORTANT

[czechia-offical]

<3

[america-offical]

WE LOVE YOU!!!! YOU DESERVE TO BE ALIVEEEEEEE

[state-of-utah-offical]

sorry, I’ve been doing a lot of serious posts recently. The officalverse has been ROUGH

so by this point you probably know that there’s this account telling the people in the officalverse to kill themselves because 2 prominent figures in the community are anti-endo.

first of all, DONT KILL YOURSELF! you are amazing and we would all be sad if you did, especially if you’re pro-endo, don’t have an opinion, or just didn’t want to be involved in the drama in the first place.

second, I reached out to the person regarding this. This was before I knew what the drama was about. Now seeing as I’m not Plural, I was extremely out of my depth when I was talking to them. I would love if people could offer some resources so I could understand this further, especially any research regarding if Endos are possible, since from what I’ve seen, they aren’t, but I would love to be corrected!

third, if you haven’t gotten involved in the drama yet, and you don’t know anything regarding this matter, JUST BLOCK AND REPORT! I unfortunately got myself into something I don’t understand, but you don’t need to make the same mistake as me!

Stay safe, officalverse!

[modesty-offical]

....I made an oopsie....

OTHER OFFIALS DON'T DO THE SAME

I LOVE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU EVEN IF I DON'T KNOW YOU BEACUSE WE ARE ALL BEING CREATIVE

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @ninjago-offical @godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical

@water-frog-offical @odysseus--offical @plague-horseman-offical @death-horseman-offical @famine-horseman-offical @war-horseman-offical @taggingemowhodrinkscoffeeoffical @biscoff-offical @love-offical @mof-offical @breadcrumb-offical @neptune-offical @curseof10k-offical @holy-holy-batman-offical-batman

@pond-scum-offical @pond-scum-offical @writers-offical @authoritarianism-offical @gacha-life-offical @not-offical-offical @lakitu-offical @hammer-of-justice-offical @wereboobs-offical @tea-offical @onion-opinions-offical @onion-opinions-offical @kinkajou-offical @pan-offical @oppossum-offical @kissed-a-woman-offical @calculus-offical @the-colour-green-offical @tolkien-offical @anakin-skywalker-offical @m0th-man-offical @your-local-vampire-guy-offical @purpleguy-offical @assistant-offical

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[bangtanzucchini]

I had this idea to draw Castiel as the Lucifer Statue.

[bangtanzucchini]

[sm64mario]

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

[czechia-offical]

Dearest friends, enemies, and anything between and beyond,

The time has come to celebrate the most wonderful occasion anyone could ever witness. This will be the wedding of the century, to bind the once-separated but forever meant to be. And so, it is with great respect and honour that we invite you to this event of love, hoping you will accept.

Come join us on the 9th of April to witness the most beautiful ceremony in the existence of the entirety of the universe.

— Czechia (and Slovakia)

(To RSVP, please just reblog saying so, thank you! Anyone not on the invite list is also welcome to join)

Tags:

@silli-billy15 @chickfila-offical @no-one-offical @japan-offical @giantduckoffical @amnesia-offical @helpmemiku @normal-offical @make-me-president @7-eleven-offical @america-offical (already my maid of honour but still)

the government too: @coffee-shop-offical @procrastinationoffical @da-police-offical @yearning--offical @quiet-girl-offical @storms-approaching @kittykatfanhah @toaster-waffle-official @lemonadebutpink @white-boy-offical @capgras-delusion-offical @rainy-weather-supremacy @thatpatheticartist @pansexuality-official @ambrosiaanapplin @pearlescentmoonkin @ena-offical

Other countries: @sweden-offical @south-africa-offical @canada-offical @italy-offical @france-offical @usa-offical @united-states-offical @russia-offical @poland-offical @norway-offical @australia-offical @new-zealand-offical @denmark-offical

[america-offical]

im maid of honor already but you have my over-enthusiastic HELL YEAHHHHHHHH

[skribblegurl]

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

[heywriters]

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

[bumblewyn]

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

[myfairkatiecat]

LIFE SAVED

REBLOGGING TO SAVE ANOTHER WRITERS LIFE

[sirowsky]

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

[variablejabberwocky]

#there are similar tools out there with different UIs as well - try searching 'tip of my tongue' or 'word finder' if you want to see more

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[lord-of-the-noodles]

does anyone know what’s wrong with the time stamps?!???!

[asideblogofyours]

time travelers

[techno-danger]

This post has me dying on the inside I’m a math nerd AND THIS HURTS OMLLL GUYS PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COUNT

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

let’s solve it once and for all:

EVEN NUMBERS: 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, ect.

ODD NUMBERS: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, ect.

if it splits into two EVEN groups, then it’s an even number. if it don’t, then it’s an odd number.

50 and 30 are both even numbers.

[asideblogofyours]

but 5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5. that must be even

so must the others

[unluckyshinyhunter]

if a number can split into TWO EVEN INTEGERS it is even, if it cannot it is odd

example:

5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5, but 2.5 is not an integer so 5 is odd

10 splits into 5 and 5, 5 is an integer so it is even

THIS IS NOT HARD TO GRASP

[asideblogofyours]

but 5.0 is the same as 5, and therefore 5 isn’t an integer. this means 10 is odd

[richard189381184]

what the FUCK is going on here

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

this is how I feel discussing math with my lab partners.

[ichigo-idealmental]

I hate math, and am by no means particularly good at it, but this post is gold and genuinely made me laugh out loud

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I didn’t realize how relevant this post would be when I made this blog.

I can’t imagine it’ll come up again in the next 1,375 days, right?

… Right???

[thetacoseasoning]

did you know that seven is the only single diget intiger that has two syllables?

Also, and number beyond that that has a seven in it will have one more syllable than a number that doesn’t (i.e. 15 has two syllables but 17 has three)

[no-one-offical]

doesn’t 1 have an e?

[the-great-mage-offical]

THIS POST IS OKDER THAN MOST WIZARDS ON THE COUNCIL, BOW ARE WE STILL ARGUING ABOUT THIS

[no-one-offical]

Maybe because the argument started like 7 years ago, and 7 is an odd number without e

[cutesylittledemon]

s*E*v*E*n

Or, according to @no-one-offical, SVN.

[no-one-offical]

Oh I thought it was spelled Stephan… the t is silent

[cutesylittledemon]

There is an e in Stephan.

[no-one-offical]

What e? there’s no e in Stephan? there’s S… T…. whatever that letter is… P…. H… A… and M

[cutesylittledemon]

“Stephan”

Copy-pasted from your previous additions.

[no-one-offical]

What? What do you mean? I’m just gonna get my siblings to help me on this one.… How do y'all spell 7?

Keep reading

[nowhere-offical]

7 is spelled seven. 7 is an odd number. Oh my lord…

[no-one-offical]

Wait really? I thought Stephan is how you spell 7?

[nowhere-offical]

No. Seven. It’s spelled seven. Not Stephan.

[no-one-offical]

No no, Seven is 0, and thanks to Never’s help, I’ve realized it’s not Stephan… it’s spelt G. Stephan is actually 9.

[nowhere-offical]

Seven is not 0. Where did Never even get G from?!

[never-offical]

the truth

[no-one-offical]

You can’t stand the truth

[czechia-offical]

Hey, @america-offical, my first friend on this platform and ally in the great war for apple juice, wanna be my maid of honour at my wedding?

[america-offical]

ABSOLUTELY IT WOULD BE MY UTTERMOST HONORRR OMG :D

[dinovelvet]

[shatterpath]

The view from Calvin's neighbor's house.

[no-one-offical]

‎

[czechia-offical]

So, there’s an @america-offical and an @usa-offical. Did I miss a memo, here…?

[america-offical]

Yeah... if there's one thing the US of A is, it's uncoordinated.