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ferret spines are a lie
it is a mere wet noodle
talking to your parents in your 20’s moodboard
2 types of notes on here:
1) parents noticed something wrong and tried to get a diagnosis, were dismissed by medical professionals
2) medical professionals noticed something wrong and tried to offer a diagnosis, were dismissed by parents
3) Parents knew EXACTLY what was wrong, and refused to get a diagnosis or tell the child in question they were neurodivergent because they ‘didn’t want you to have to deal with the stigma’ so instead they specifically ensured you went through public school with a severe learning disability and zero support until you could finally get yourself diagnosed+medicated at 18
not that i’m bitter or anything
4) parents were in hardcore denial that anything was wrong cuz they didn’t want to deal with a disabled child and its easier for them to dismiss you as just lazy and making excuses
5) parents already had a neurodivergent child and didn’t want to deal with another so even though they acknowledged that you are also neurodivergent they won’t get you a diagnoses or any help at all
you’re in a State of depression
second kofi sketch reward of aleks eating a cake she just finished baking. i used an old shitpost from my old zarya crack rp blog for a little inspiration and had maybe too much fun with this sketch
ko-fi - embers - tweeter lol
My fatal flaw? I can't name genres of music.
How can people hear a bunch of funky tunes and think "Ah yes, this is Indie Folk Rock with Punk influences" like what???
I have the same problem, I can't comment on any song beyond 'oh yeah I vibe with this, this is a banger'
FINALLY SOME UNDERSTANDS!!!
There are two genres of music
Oh, i can vibe with this
What is this
there are two wolves inside me; one of them wants to apologize for everything out of sincere guilt and the other is too paranoid about being toxic and manipulative by apologizing constantly
Life imitating art.
In honor of one year in the field, here are some things I’ve learned from veterinary assisting:
–75% of the people who have german shepherds probably shouldn’t have german shepherds.
–Cat people are a lot more willing to be honest about their pet’s temperament than dog people
. –Too many men don’t neuter their non-breeding male dogs because they see it as a threat to their own masculinity, which is just wild to me.
–People will jump to all kinds of conclusions about their pet’s past based on normal fear behaviors, so that they can feel like saviors.
–Sometimes the humans are more upset about the needles than their animals are.
–We need some kind of animal education program in schools so that people can learn basic dog and cat body language. Pets are everywhere in America, now more than ever, and we need to make sure the public understands how to interact with them so that no one gets hurt.
–Often, people’s expectations of their pets in the overstimulating environment of a clinic are too high.
–As a veterinary professional with the relevant experience and training, it’s easy to judge people’s pet care decisions. But empathy will get you a lot farther than judgement.
–Hunting hounds are often the sweetest and softest of dogs.
–Kittens at their very first visit are the most likely to go nuclear.
–People will see our scrubs and our competence, and be overcome with the desire to prove their knowledge to us.
–No one understands how boosters or parasite prevention work.
–Everyone wants to do what’s best for their pet, and everyone has a different definition of “what’s best”.
–Having a DVM does not make someone an expert in behavior, unless that’s their specialty. Some vets have absolutely whack ideas about dog training.
–Veterinarians who started out as assistants or technicians are the best to work with.
–Most veterinarians, if they could go back and pick again, would not choose to become veterinarians, which is extremely depressing. This is a problem we need to address if we want to have enough vets in the future.
–Animals are an amazing way to connect with other humans: I’ve never seen someone’s face light up as fast as when I compliment their cat’s cute markings or their dog’s adorable ears.
–You will be miserable in this field if you don’t like people, and you’ll burn out quickly if you don’t try to find a little bit of good in everyone. Some days that’s easier, some days it feels impossible.
guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers
What color is this?
pussy
time to online shop
sure hope my bank account won’t get charged like last time
by talos this can’t be happening
one fun thing you should know about me is that i have zero self confidence and that i Will cry if you raise your voice
Cuban Painted Snails (Polymita Picta)
“Their colours come from their diet, lichen and mosses rich in minerals that give the shells these stunning colours. They differ according to the particular mix of plants that each snail has been eating.” - David Attenborough
Attenborough‘s Life In Colour
Writing Prompt: Dialogue
"You're a bit twisted, aren't you? I'm not a Jedi, kid. I'm a Sith. I can't train you. In fact, I don't want to train anyone. So, go away."
"If you were a true Sith you would've killed me. It's what they do."
"I'm retied. My Jedi killing days are over."
"Retied? But you're... young, right? I mean, you look... maybe mid-twenties at the most."
"Kid, you're not very bright. Looks can be deceiving. I was born in the time of the Jedi council when Sith were just a legend they used to frighten young padawns."
"You're that old!? How?!"
"If you go by years, yes-I'm that old. But my body and mind are still that of a twenty-something year old."
"You're strong, right? I can feel it, kind of. You're able to hide yourself from other Force-sensitives, so you must be. Train me, please! I'll do anything-"
"No, you little fool! I don't want or need an apprentice. You want to be a Jedi. I can't make you one. And even if I did train you, you'd be corrupted by my own darkness and become something... else. No. I won't do it."
"But I-"
"Keep looking. There are still true Jedi out there... I can sense them."
"Why... Why are you letting me go? Why do you want me to become a Jedi?"
"...I've lived long enough to know that there must be balance in the Force. My darkness is here to combat the light, and their light is there to combat my darkness... That is how it's supposed to be."
"You killed that Sith... Are you actually... good?"
"How stupidly naïve are you? Truly, you are meant for the Light. I don't like competition, or idiots. He was both. And so weak. A disgusting, pathetic waste of oxygen. Most Dark Side hopefuls are unworthy of the title and I don't mind ridding the galaxy of them."
"You said... You said you won't train anyone?"
"I won't. Ever. The galaxy has had enough darkness to last several lifetimes..."
"...Does that mean... Are you the apprentice... or the Master?"
"...I'm the last."
this gives me huge avatar vibes??
like aang when he was trying to find fire master, or korra learning spirits
this could so easily become an atla/alok incorrect quote
"i contain multitudes" WELL i contain multiple dudes
bro i wish
three holes waiting for their dudes
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