I'm still a piece of garbage~

Mostly post incorrect quotes and reblogs

[absolutely-correct-amphibia]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[amphibafan]

Sasha: What, no...

Anne: Are you...blushing?

Anne: Did I get the hardcore, total badass Sasha Waybright to blush?

Sasha: No...it's...it's the cold.

Anne: Huh. It's the cold. And not that I told you 'Your face is really adorable and I bet the rest of you is too'?

Sasha: *blushing harder* *voice cracks* N-no.

[slymanner]

I still cant get over how marcy called yunan

captain yoo-hoo

like

Bitch this what you seeing?

[amphibafan]

Anne: So whats it like working with General Yunan?

Olivia: Well imagine working with civilized, calm, mature person-

Anne: Yes?

Olivia: Then throw that idea out of the window

[amphibafan]

Marcy: FOUR MONTHS

Olivia: What is she talking about?

Yunan: Come on, Marcy, it was funny-

Marcy: FOUR MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

[amphibafan]

Marcy: One afternoon, when I was four years old, my mother came home, and she found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made her very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.

[amphibafan]

Sasha: Damn, Marce. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something

[amphibafan]

Sasha: I actually have a black belt.

Anne: In what, karate?

Sasha: No, from Gucci.

[amphibafan]

Sasha: I was so angry at everything when I was thirteen. And I was right

[amphibafan]

Mrs Boonchuy, texting: Happy pride month! 🎉🇧🇴

Anne: Mom, that’s the flag for the country of Bolivia

Anne: But, thank you for trying 🇧🇴

[amphibafan]

Anne: Adulting is hard, how do I quit?

Marcy: Time travel

Sasha: Die

[amphibafan]

Sasha: Did it hurt-

Marcy: Yes

Sasha: You didn’t let me finish

Marcy: Everything hurts

[amphibafan]

Anne: You’re a drama queen!

Sasha: *The most dramatic gasp you’ve ever heard in your god damn life*

[amphibafan]

Marcy: Great joke bro, I am never talking about my interests again

[amphibafan]

Sasha, texting: I thought you messaged me and I got my hopes up

Sasha: Not that I want you to text me

Sasha: Shut up

Sasha: Fuck off

Sasha: I’m done talking

Anne: :)

[amphibafan]

Marcy: Despite what you may think, I do not stay up past my bedtime reading found family fanfics, thank you very much

Anne, giving her a look:

Marcy: I prefer fluff much more

[amphibafan]

Sprig: Anne, I’m afraid.

Anne: Just stay close to Sasha.

Sprig: That's why I’m afraid.