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[terato-inamorato]

Margeaux

Type: Bottom (3 Forms)

Gender: Female

Theme: Summer Fairs, French Mime, Balloons

Parent: Plur (owned by ParodyPunk)

Autobuy: None

Personality: Bubbly, Upbeat, Optimistic, Whimsical

Bio:

Margeaux is the glass half-full, always bursting with positivity type of Splurb, unafraid to make a fool of herself to bring a smile to someone’s face. She doesn’t enjoy listlessness or laziness and is surprisingly timely for someone so silly, eager to keep to a schedule - every hour packed with activities to keep both of you entertained. A temperate, patient hand is needed in taming this ball of floundering and flouncy fun!

HOW TO BID:

One comment on this thread = one bid, with a price amount.

Increments will be kept to whole dollars, no bid increases by cents please.

If there are two or more bids with the same dollar amount, we will go by the time posted or as how Tumblr sees fit to order the comments.

You will be given one warning before being eliminated from the bidding pool if we see unfair or inappropriate behavior, such as bullying, bid-blocking, spamming, r/choosingbeggars, etc.

If you do happen to win the auction, but are unable to pay immediately, we will hold the Splurb for 48 hours before considering the auction forfeit and defaulting to the next highest bidder.

Included in the Splurb package is: Baby (above), Midform, Adult, and (3) clothing options.

Starting Time: 5:00 PM HST on Friday, May 1, 2020

Ending Time: 8:00 PM HST on Sunday, May 3, 2020

[juan-the-gecko]

When women want to fuck monsters:

When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

[tolkienteacher]

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

[aggro-kawaii-deactivated2022111]

I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised. 

[kaasknot]

via @trillgutterbug

[nassadii]

[amphyria]

That fucking tea, Sis

[beetlejuije-deactivated20191118]

You tried, Paulson. At least you tried.

[mitski-miyawakis]

story time.

[beyondplusultra]

the look in your eyes is what gets me.

[updatepls-deactivated20180722]

“so i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i scream”

DEAD

[localgays2]

“Story time.

I have this one white friend.

And - [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like - where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know - [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,

“Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.”  And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”

And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”

And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”

And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”

And - [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.

So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”

And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”

[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.

And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”

And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”

And I’m like “Yes.”

And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”

I’m like, “No.”

And she’s like “What’s the difference?”

And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”

And she’s like “I don’t understand.”

And I’m like “It’s okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chinese” and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.”

[katjohnadams]

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS TOO REAL, TOO TRUE.

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

I’m actually crying

[disappoint3d]

[crazystaglady]

🖤🖤🖤

[villainous-porn]

my people

[babyanimalgifs]

Fact

[kirkaut]

[catchymemes]

[goblinlord666]

big SQuish

[catchymemes]

[morningwood10]

n nn nnn n,,

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

He’s insulting himself

[soupknightbeingdemoted-deactiva]

ive never seen a dog look so angry

[whitebeartsd]

Oh my gosh I didn’t realise Shibes made all these noises lol!

[super-shar]

That dog look so mean 😂

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @alysontabbitha

Instagram: @artwoonz

[waywardcryptid]

[curlsandstems]

This made my inner child soooo happy.

[lastskiss]

I don’t know if anyone’s posted this yet but this is the crowd during Love On Top and it’s soooo fucking lit i’m crying it’s beautiful (from twitter: beysusfacts)

[plasticcflower]

WOW STOP

[wally-jo]

when ur mom works hard so you give her a break

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

This is so sweet I cried

[candiikismet]

I LOVE THIS

[victorsatoru]

Grandma… It’s me, Anastasia!

[thatidomagirl]

I hate you all

[ultralaser]

gandalf wins for dramatically removing his cape to reveal a second cape.

[kimuracarter]

God bless this post

[barryjohnson77-deactivated20230]

Happy 15th Anniversary to Treasure Planet.

Here’s some of the beautiful and inventive development art by various artists including Peter Clarke and a painted story sketch of the Legacy being pulled into a black hole by Francis Glebas. Francis painted his entire sequence- so great!

[bob-belcher]

Doesn’t seem fair that only gay people have to come out. Why is straight the default?

[misterintentional-deactivated20]

Fucking love that

[ampervadasz]

[catchymemes]

[pink-wig]

@strawhat-giraffe

[heilos]

Gonna link back to the original video because it deserves all the views for how adorable and well made it is. I love this:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icx7hBWeULM