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Thomas: So Riley told me, “How fucking dare you? You’re such an evil bitch. How spiteful and jealous are you? How fucking dare you, Thomas. You crossed a major line with me. That shit is not okay, you dumb, evil little fucking troll. You have no idea how much I hate you. You’re disgusting.”
Thomas: All I did was wake her up.
Liv: I’M GONNA SHOW YOU GUYS ALL THE PROBLEMS I’VE BEEN FACING. I’M GONNA SHOW YOU I’VE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING I CAN.
professor: I’m looking forward to your work, Miss Watson.
Liv: AND AFTER THAT, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU THIS LOG I FOUND. IT’S GOT, LIKE, FIFTY WORMS ON IT. I CALL IT WORM LOG.
I believe in aliens. ...But do aliens believe in me….
Levi
Riley: [dying] Thomas... I want you to know...
Riley: ...I hate you. I always hated you.
Thomas: [softly] I know. Now shut up and die, you prick.
Julia: I guess Alistair put two and two together.
Autumn: FOUR!
Julia: It wasn’t a test, Autumn.
Autumn: Yes, it was. I win.
Kira: The 1700s called. They want their clothing back.
Kira: Ha! Just kidding. The first telephone was invented in 1876.
Eli: I’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Eli: [bites into an iPad, which has cream smeared on top]
Eli: This isn’t a bagel.
Tatianna: If you’re ever in the area, you’ll always have a place to stay.
Alistair:
Tatianna: In my barn.
Alistair: There it is.
Kailani: Self-care is drinking directly from a puddle in the Taco Bell drive-through.
Emily: No!
Kailani: Slurp.
Today, somebody told me that he has butterflies in his stomach. Why would he eat butterflies? How will they come out? He’s a fool.
Felix
Jo: So you’re not going to get revenge today?
Gemma: No, Jo, I’m not.
Jo: OK, got it. Then I won’t bring your credit card… which I cut into a ninja star!
Gemma: Oh, you cut my credit card?
Jo: Into a ninja star!
Julia: I can’t keep on doing this. I’m not your mum!
Emily: Well....
Kira: You do exhibit rather motherly behavior, Julia.
Tatianna: Yeah, I mean, we all live away from our parents. So you are like our mom. Mom friend. Mom friend. Mom friend. Mom friend!
friend group: Mom friend, mom friend!
Julia: [betrayed] Leo, why are you chanting?
Leo: It’s a catchy chant.