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'Live Love Laugh'

[sushinfood]

“When your dog satys NO - whoa there sassy pants!”

Voice: Gimme your paw!

Dog: RHOO

Voice: WOAH! Gimme your paw.

Dog: Rhooo

Voice: No? Gimme your paw. Gimme.

Dog: HAWR

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

[klefable]

“this reminded me of you” is the cutest thing. like i dont care if its a song or a photo or a youtube video i will be excited

[s-un-rise]

Say “Hi” first. If there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that if you want to talk to someone, talk to them. go out on a limb. Do not wait for them to talk to you first because, odds are, they’re waiting for the same thing.

helpful hint to not regret missed opportunities (s-un-rise)

[txtsfromtoby]

[madness-of-depression-deactivat]

[nursenotes]

1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end

2. Flick the blue cap off

3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before removing (the orange cap will cover the needle). Bare skin is best but the epi-pen will go through clothing. Avoid pockets and seams. 

- Ring an ambulance even if everything seems to be fine!

[sassyjavert-deactivated20151015]

Oh my god. So as someone who has to carry an epipen EVERYWHERE I am so happy to see that there’s an info post about them. Like in the extreme case that I can’t inject myself, somebody else would have to do it, but nobody knows how to do it! Thank you, this may just save my life some day.

[dontbeanassharry-deactivated201]

Don’t be wimpy about it, either. I know friends who are like, “but idk if I could stab you with a needle!” Please stab me with the needle, don’t be hesitant about it.

In my case (I can’t speak for all allergies), an epi buys me 20 minutes of breathing to get to the hospital. It is not a magic bullet, it’s a few critical minutes to help get me where I need to go.

[theroguefeminist]

For those who don’t know, people with serious food allergies carry epinephrine which is an adrenaline shot just in case they have anaphylaxis, which is a life threatening allergic attack. This shot is life-saving and must be administered to someone who is having an anaphylactic attack as SOON AS POSSIBLE, because an extra waited minute could mean their life.

It doesn’t hurt much at all to use this needle. The first time I used mine, I didn’t even feel it. But be sure to stab it IN THE OUTER THIGH. Do not stick it anywhere else or you could seriously hurt or kill someone. Just right to the outside of the thigh and then call the ambulance - even if your friend starts doing better, they could have a biphasic reaction, meaning a reaction that comes back (or they may need a second dose, be on the look out). If your friend has an epipen, then they have an epipen trainer that doesn’t have a needle and you can try it out just to be sure you know how to use the real thing if you have to. I’d also advise holding it a few more seconds then 10, maybe go for 14 just to be sure all the medicine is administered and that you didn’t count too fast - that’s what I did.

Here’s a graphic of where to stick it:

[unillustrated-man]

THANK YOU FOR THE GRAPHIC I was about to ask because my mom carries one around and so do some of my friends and I wanted to make sure I would do it right if I ever needed to!

[amyjcw25]

messing around with sfx makeup

[milliads]

A Mexican magician told his audience that he will disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos.." *POOF*

He disappeared without a tres

[flightlessbjrd]

sep 30th: she said to me, forget what you thought- oct 1st: because good ghouls are bad ghouls that haven’t been caught 👻

[sherlockspeare]

(X)

[magical-girl]

not my fat ass

me while evaluating a very small space my thin friends somehow expect me to occupy (via fatphrodite)

[connoraustin]

do u ever make a post and immediately know its going to make you lose followers 

[spermanentmarker-blog]

yea I call them ‘selfies’

[ginsengdad-deactivated20220925]

[ruinedchildhood]

WOULD YOU LIKE AMMM OR FMMMMM

[coolbluerays-deactivated2020062]

This show was a national treasure

[jakeyllenhaal]

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UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad

[jakeyllenhaal]

Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God

[amyjcw25]

I reblogged this because of his chuckle at the end😂

[ky-jenners]

[lipkits]

let's face the truth::

everyone complains that ashton needs to sing more but…

if ashton started singing we all know he’d just kill us i mean

i think we all want another slice

this is why we keep him trapped behind those drums. he’ll wreck us all let’s not argue about this o n E