I BROKE THE INTERNET.

Amy. Music, Mascara, and Madness.

[catchymemes]

[goblinlord666]

big SQuish

[amylwoodhead]

Why is the @beaniescoffee always gone? To the Internet!! #officelife #coffeeaddict #beaniescoffee #cindertoffee

[walkinginsolitude]

A Saturday stroll

I see smart phones and dumb people.

Man buns but no manners.

Fashion with no function.

No doors held open.

Selfies without self.

All talk no listen.

Heart symbols symbolizing no heart.

“Artists” symbolizing dead art.

This whole place would fall over in a stiff breeze.

I feel crazy. I feel angry. I feel lost.

[amylwoodhead]

I’m ‘online window shopping’ at dresses that I 100% have no use for but just want to slay in. Please pray for my bank balance.

[liftingwayoflife]

[thepersonalquotes]

[thefitbody]

[gymviper]

These workouts are insane! Get Bikini Body Workouts

[yourcoffeeguru]

[bandathebillie]

when facepalm is not enough 

[actressesmodels]

Jennifer Lawrence – photo by Yu Tsai for “Passengers”

[amylwoodhead]

I'm obsessed

[in-pursuit-of-fitness]

Set Goals, Work Hard, Demolish Them

[in-pursuit-of-fitness]

Be Awesome

[jacobtrueman]

Hey, hey! Ho, ho! These racist cops have got to go! (with George Cloney ) #BlackLivesMatter #NYC #altonsterling #PhilandoCastile

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

47 month old

[nugret]

47 month old

[amylwoodhead]

Green tea, fruit and an alpen bar. Food diary going well this week. #fooddiary #swinsta #slimmingworlduk #slimmingworld #weightloss #healthkickstartsagain

[mediamattersforamerica]

The Daily Show and the USWNT take on myths about the wage gap (and destroy a Fox News guest’s opposition to equal pay in the process).