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Randomly came to me and need to write it out

Ultimate AU fusion!

Princess Bee Chloe gets launched back in time with Queens Second Chance except now SHE becomes Ladybug and passes it between herself and several of her classmates who inexplicably saw through the glamor and her parents are having an incredibly messy public Divorce cause the cheating came out earlier in this timeline

Also Lila is Marinette's cousin now?? And that side of the family are ALIENS???

That's just all off the top of my head

Terrifying actually lmao

princess-of-the-corner

So Princess Bee / Queens Second Chance, but technically Chloe is an adult, so like...

1: Being transformed make her look like her adult form cos she subconsciously pictures herself as such.

2: She may be able to use multiple attacks.

Hm!

First off I'm getting w.i.t.c.h. vibes from the transformation difference but like more extreme as it's 13 to 30-something instead of just 13 to like 17.

But also I'd be fascinated if it works that way

princess-of-the-corner

Also on that Queens Second Chance & Princess Bee idea but less depressing:

Chloe somehow winds up back in time much earlier. Like, she went back to Paris cos Andre slipped on a banana peel & died, she's debating having a kid, mostly dealt with her issues & wants to put this stuff behind her.

Some bullshittery drama goes down that Lila happens to bear witness to in one of her guises and oh, oh boy did she just connect some mother fucking dots & decides to make Akuma over it for old times/mid life crisis at 23 reasons.

Shit goes sideways fore every one including Lila who 100% did not expect things to get 'this bad'. (Just imagine like, Akumatized Tikki/Ladybug only able to access powers cos Akuma creating & unleashing some utter shitshow of an apocalypse scenario)

Chloe somehow is the last one... Not standing exactly, but certainly both breathing and human, and she seems really sad about this shit, and Sass is bereft of options so chomp chomp, Suddenly Chloe's 14 again and meeting Pollen for the first time, or like, in the golf cart with Lila.

Chloe in her head "All that character development, wasted!"

Also being like old & together enough to not be 'as' bothered by the other kids cos she's largely outgrown all that.

Even Lila garners more of a "Oh, you are trying so hard to be a grown up master mind its almost adorable if it didn't probably say some really bad shit about your situation."

fucking rip actually

princess-of-the-corner

I just saw the Queens Second Chance x Princess Bee and Ph my gosh the angst potential!

Pollen: Oh so your the one Sass sent back!

Chloe: *Sobbing holding her close ranting about missing her daughter*

Pollen: There, there my queen.

Ladybug: Hey Queenie, I know your technically older than us because of the whole time travel thing but you really don't need to be so protective

Queen Bee: Last time I wasn't protective enough of a miraculous user I watched my daughter mabey die and time traveled!

Ladybug and Chat: ...

Later on a patrol

Queen Bee:*holding two ice cream cones* Hey kiddos! Sorry for trauma dunking on you earlier, who wants ice cream?

She's gonna parent the FUCK out of these kids. No it doesn't matter that she's also like 14 piss off.

princess-of-the-corner

Queens Second Chance x Princess Bee

Something Something goes VERY wrong when the new heroes are fighting and Sass does the thing latching onto whoever nearby had the biggest regrets...and hits Chloe staring at her detransformed unmoving daughter.

Cut to Chloe waking up in her old room a teenager again.

Now it's a adult woman trapped in her teenage body forced to deal with her own trauma AND her much-less-emotionally-mature-cause-they-actuall-ARE-mentally-teens peers!

Oh that's worse because there's a level of 'oh shit I no longer have a kid!'.

gravitren

We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.

pokemonprofessor

For the uninformed, vaginismus is when the vagina painfully tightens and spasms when faced with pressure, usually from anything trying to insert into the vagina. It’s the reason I can’t wear tampons, and why many people can’t have vaginal sex without severe pain.

There’s not a lot of treatments, and there isn’t a single one that is for vaginismus exclusively - they’re all medications or treatments to treat symptoms, but not the causes. In fact, for a long time doctors waved off vaginismus as a purely psychological disorder in cis women.

Seriously, this is so unaddressed and uncared for in medical circles. Please spread awareness, even if all it’s for is to let those who have it but don’t have a name for it finally be able to understand what’s happening to their bodies.

certifiedsexed

Certified Sex Ed Post!

leavemebetosleep

ok this ones kinda dumb

hithisismyrandomblog

Can we talk about this for a moment?

Vi hasn't seen her sister for several years. She doesn't know what Jinx has been doing these years except working for Silco. Suddenly, a child appears before her eyes and protects her sister, kind of begging her not to kill her. I can only imagine what was going through Vi's head at that moment: "You have a child?!" "Why do you have a kid?!" "Whose child is this?!" "Is that yours or-!?" "I AM AN AUNT?!" "What the hell is going on?!"

boozehund-blog

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

wolfprud3-deactivated20170620

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

bitterblackboricua

theimfamousbitch

wifehaver103947

mutuals do this!!!!

paradoxolotl

Reblog to pass around warm bread and soup

shimmershy

Chara can stand exactly ONE human. That's it.

licollisa

💀

durbikins

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

eggtuna

what the fuck

ebsbestlife

I just….?

elusiveandincognito

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

poisonousquinzel

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

i-give-chess-pieces-to-people

[ID: a pair of outstretched hands, offering a chess piece. End ID]

the-haiku-bot

[ID: a pair of

outstretched hands, offering a

chess piece. End ID]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

batfamfucker

We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

batfamfucker

Barry: Eat the rich!

Bruce: Oh thank Go-

Clark: Oh, I intend to 🥴🥵

batfamfucker

whispering-imp

It’s Batman’s turn. Bruce needs to decide whether to marry himself for the money or throw himself off the cliff.

primeemeraldheiress

Okay but can you imagine what kind of identity reveal situation that would be?

“I would fuck —-, I would marry —-, and then I would commit suicide.”

“Batman, that’s not how the game is played. You have to choose for Bruce Wayne.”

“I did.”

“…WHAT?!”

lynati

“I would kill Bruce Wayne just to get him out of this conversation.”

aqueerkettleofish

This works best if the reveal comes after literally everyone else has played, and half of the people have said “I’d marry Bruce Wayne for the money” and the other half have not only said that they’d fuck him, but been reasonably graphic as to how.

althor42

Flash: So, tall, dark, and scary, what’ll it be? Are you going to marry Bruce Wayne so he can fund all of your sick gadgets? Maybe you’ll be a gentle lover to him like Aquaman here, work him over like a hunk of meat like Supes? Or maybe Brucie is the one person in the world you break your code for. Come on, what’ve you got for us?

Batman: -pauses- Honestly, I don’t think there will ever be a better time for this. -pulls off his cowl-

Justice League: -horrified screeching-

batfamfucker

pLEASE- 😭🤚

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

bace-jeleren

niknak79

odysseusyes

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

eatsleepcrap

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

crashingsunlight

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

eatsleepcrap

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

the-brave-little-blogger

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.

everyonesfavoriteging-blog

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

the-neon-pineapple

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

perks-of-being-chinese

woah.

panicrobot

it got better

twistedthicket1-deactivated2022

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

ofthefantastic

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

venatrix26

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

party-gilmore

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

lotrlocked

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

moriartyfortheevening

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

glass-rose-paperweight

Idk if I’ve rebloged this before, but I’ll reblog this legend again

masterofhounds

Smithsonian? I’ve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.

thornypeach3

Ahh it’s back.

“And that’s why we have a John Watson”, indeed 😂

thefangirlofhp

Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.

firestarsandseneschals

this post is on my dash I feel HONORED

b00kworm

THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH

wrxthswitch

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG

the-most-medium-lesbian

On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.

lindonleaves

I’ve only seen this on Pinterest!

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202

*gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!

pocket-sized-friend

kit-and-kitsune

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY IT’S APPEARANCE!!!

autumnangel20

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

parker-likes-tea-deactivated202

yesssss

isa-ghost

Why did Tumblr stop doing stuff like this, it’s genuinely fascinating, and cute that we include our favorite media in things we do

maximumsunshine

Well. Since you asked. I was on tumblr as this post was being built in 2013. The height of superwholock. Which has, since then, been declared peak cringe. So people picked new fandoms to openly love in earnest. Which were also eventually declared cringe. Eventually the youth decided to cut out the middleman, and declared loving anything in earnest to be fully cringe. So it has been a really long time since the day to day users of tumblr have let any fandom create anything nearing the cultural phenomenon that was superwholock. And it is exactly those cultural phenomena that are needed to create posts like this.

So. What happened? Cringe culture happened.

Try and imagine what would happen if this post wasn’t the “sacred texts” only ever seen in screen shots and in pinterest. Try and imagine any current pop culture detective media fandom creating this post today. They’d be slaughtered for being cringe by the time (in this case) Sherlock was mentined.

But because this post is 10 years old and completely broke containment, it’s celebrated when it graces our dashes.

thecrazyashley-blog

I blazed a small fandom event announcement. Because I was genuinely excited to be part of a Big Bang for a wonderful movie. One of the first responses I got was “Why would you blaze this?” Because of genuine excitement. Because I wanted to celebrate the friends I’d met in the fandom To spread joy to people who might also like the content but hadn’t seen it yet. The fact that that was genuinely not realized made me sad. I love thing, I celebrate thing. I’m too old for cringe. Cringe is dead. Love what you love. Enjoy the small things in life, it’s too short to do otherwise.