We Are All Special Cases.

This is mainly for me. And the few of you that might stop by occasionally.

[hollygohardly]

that’s it that’s the whole show

[analiseelaine]

Love the x-files but I've always struggled to understand after all those years with Mulder how Scully continued to be such a damn skeptic... -_-

[awwww-cute]

[miss-krypton]

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE WRITERS THINKING

[dirtyhecker]

the best experience working in customer service that i ever had was when i worked at building 19 and they were going out of business. they got to a point where all sales were final and this rude asshole came in throwing a fit bc she couldn’t return some 25$ thing, and i was just in a state of total don’t-give-a-fuck and so was the store manager so i’m talking complete immunity to do and say whatever i wanted. so i told this lady i’d be more willing to help her if she’d drop the attitude and quit being so rude to me and she looked so -shocked-. then she started ranting about losing out on 25$ and i was like “i’m sorry you’re out 25 dollars but next week i’ll be out of a job, so i don’t actually care,” and the look on her face allowed me to ascend to a higher plane of existence. and that was my favorite day of work ever.

[superbilliam]

the dream.

[blackbeardedmen]

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Me as a Parent

[wolg-fang]

Lmao the look at the end.

[lopmon]

[baddiemode]

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[kateordie]

Every time I see this I love it more

[spudsexuall]

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

[pchcrew]

how to be a winner

[bambi---eyes-deactivated2017110]

This is so important

[sweeettsugar-deactivated2016061]

bruh 👏🏾😂.

[shadykingnick-deactivated201601]

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

[ashweenis]

ranessence tantrummm

[2opinionatedblackgirls]

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

[kingrudegyalchina]

@thesickestsinner

[trentmaverick]

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

[theladyofthedarkcastle]

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

[theflyingfoxy]

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

[krabby-kronicle]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[analiseelaine]

Today marks three years since this handsome man walked into my life. Thank you for all of the love, laughter, and support, baby. I can't wait to see what the next year brings us. 😍😍😍 • • • #sappy #igers #igerschicago #instalove (at Garfield Park Conservatory)

[untexting]

gotta love moms

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

every playlist on 8tracks

“For the nights when you can’t stop thinking about him” Me:…………………………..who….

[auto-matic-stop]

him

[dovne]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

“are you wearing the-”

“the chanel boots? yeah i am”

[pomeranian2]

[househunting]

$499,000/3 br

2,246 square feet

Portland, OR