‘critical role: curious beginnings’ prompts
Oh! You’re finally awake, I see.
You were out for quite some time, there. Rough day, eh?
If you need to steal something, do it with my help, all right?
You’re very handsome. I just need to tell you.
We can’t accept this, right? I mean, it’s too much.
Don’t arouse suspicion, but did you hear all that coin hit that table, [name] ?
You should take a bath. You know they have showers here. It’s possible.
You’re being mighty fucking friendly. They were looking at our coin.
I don’t think I’ve seen you eat anything other than pastries.
Oh my gosh, you’re so smart. Look at this guy, he knows everything!
Your first card, the Silver Dragon. This is good. You’re pure, you’re virtue, you are a worthwhile and wonderful human being, obviously, or creature of some repute.
[name], don’t you remember us talking about keeping a low profile?
You’re cheating. Somehow you’re cheating.
You guys aren’t in any trouble, are you? No one’s after you?
I’m so glad you all came to see the show. It’s going to be great tonight.
Will you hold me through the show?
It’s a very swaddling hug. You’ve never experienced anything like it.
I ask you, each and every one of you grant us your imaginations this eve
[name]? We’re going to need those weapons back.
Man, I thought it was kind of lame at first, but this is awesome!
Magic, you’re using magic.
Now is the part where we dance.
This thing’s swinging hard. Holy shit.
I’m going to workshop it, I’ll make something later. For now, it’s a placeholder.
There was a sick guy! There was an old sick guy and he turned into a zombie!
Stay where you are. Don’t go anywhere.
I’m terribly sorry. I– this has never happened. I don’t know what happened.
We gave her a family she didn’t have.
Jokes are great until they get you killed, man.