Excuse my while I cry about Magnus Archives

“Suspiciously Practical”. Cast Iron Pan. Professional Dumb Bitch.

[freakoutgirl]

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

[mentiranordica]

Colors in Bariloche

[rosieandthemoon]

By Konstantin Vasilyev, 1967

[justsomeguycore]

as per my last straw,

[pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

[feefal]

one sentence horror story

[feefal]

anyway this is the original

roam free, angelic space fish..! find a new world, this one’s gotten real weird

[cytosprout]

get buggyd

[cytosprout]

btw my partner @torviin thought of bugsonas first look at his silly dragonfly :) <3

[vexheart]

[izniss]

[zooophagous]

Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.

A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.

He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.

The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.

Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode

[anoptimisticdevil]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[gawki]

Royal Pigeon

[the-frog-blog-deactivated202510]

I hate to be the bad guy but the bell can’t be tolling for all of us

[much-ado-about-loving]

Is my rp partner sleeping or writing a long reply: a thread

[valtsv]

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

[valtsv]

the dirt under my nails is - yeah. it won't wash out. although that's actually from when i dug myself out again. i suppose success and defeat can look the same in a mirror.

[fascinationstreetmp3]

me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it