this is why we can't have nice things

anastasia daughter of patchy stabbington. world's worst thief. cheerleader. drama club. waitress at the snuggly duckling. "the scaredy cat" 20. walt u junior.

[giofiore-lumos]

# for Ana and Lyssa and whoever

send me ”#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Lyssa 🧡

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

We Are Family - Sister Sledge

- my muse’s last text to your muse

Gio: I AM SORRY I DISAPPEARED AND GOT MARRIED WITHOUT TELLING YOUGio: I LOVE YOU, PLEASE DON’T HATE MEGio: Yes the caps were necessary, I need you to know I’m serious

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Banana 💛

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

We Are Family - Sister Sledge

- my muse’s last text to your muse

Gio: I AM SORRY I DISAPPEARED AND GOT MARRIED WITHOUT TELLING YOUGio: I LOVE YOU, PLEASE DON’T HATE MEGio: Yes the caps were necessary, I need you to know I’m serious

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Sawyer 💜

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

something generic until i can find something i think really fits

- my muse’s last text to your muse

Gio: So my dad could not stop raving about you while I was goneGio: We’re going to need to hang out and cook together sometime, just sayin’

[anastasiastabbington]

TEXT || ANNIESTASIA

Annie: I don't know if anyone does, but it'd be the person who hates Teddy and wishes ill will upon him.

Anastasia: I don't know if I could find you someone who hates him, but there've got to at least be people who think his name is stupid.

[anastasiastabbington]

TEXT || Gio ➾ Ana

Gio: Got it. Well I assume he's unreachable now, right? So whatever you need to feel better, I'm here for ya.

Gio: Honestly it happened way quick & unplanned. I mean I proposed for Christmas, cause she was finally 18, and it seemed like a good time. It was supposed to wait though, cause I know how much school means to her, you know? Then come New Years we were just talking, and suddenly we're eloping. I promise I didn't leave you out on purpose, I would never do that. When we do it big & proper for everyone else, I'd even love it if you stood up with me.

Anastasia: Well... some more chicken tetrazini would never HURT.

Anastasia: Christmas was a way better thing to usurp than her high school graduation, so I approve of the speed up I GUESS. If I have to. You trust me to be a part of your wedding? :o WOW, YOU BIG OLD SOFTIE, IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THAT EASY TO GET ME TO STOP BEING SALTY ABOUT YOUR DEPARTURE. How did you do that?

[anastasiastabbington]

TEXT || OPEN

Annie: It's that time of year again where I have to remind everyone that A) I've never murdered anyone and B) I could start if you ask me again through the entire month of October.

Anastasia: It would be pretty interesting if you had murdered someone, though. Who would you pick off first?

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jordinshell‌:

Does anyone else feel like the weekend constantly flies by while the most annoying days of the week last forever?  

anyway, boredom was strong enough to drag me back onto the world wide web. Which also means a lot of you’re timelines and dashboards just got hotter. You’re welcome. 

Everyday’s slow to me when you’re stuck somewhere as boring as Walt, actually, but I guess if I were out in the real world working a real job I’d probably feel that way. 

What, do you want a welcome wagon or something?

[anastasiastabbington]

TEXT || Gio ➾ Ana

Gio: Is this that guy you were talking to before we left? Either way, I don't think it's stupid to make friends, whether or not they leave later, because more often than not, they still help shape you. I mean look at you, the friend turned girlfriend, turned ex-girlfriend & BFF, you telling me things like that aren't worth it? Whoever they were is a jerk though, for just up and leaving without any sort of warning, but I'm sure they're probably sorry.

Gio: (yes that was about me as much as it was about this other person)

Anastasia: I mean, I didn't KNOW I was 'talking to him' like that, until he was gone and I realized that yeah, I'd kind of been talking to him like that.

Anastasia: Yeah, yeah, you big doofus. I'm glad you're back, and you had a slightly better reason for leaving. Forget to invite me to any more weddings again and you might not keep being so worth it, though 👀

[anastasiastabbington]

pascalpoisson‌:

Despite how fun Waltfest may be to some people, will people ever realize how shitty is to the people in the surrounding area who wanna just – enjoy their quiet?  Might start a petition.  

If you can’t beat them, join them. Seriously, even I’m not sitting at home alone during WaltFest, why are you?

[anastasiastabbington]

📱 ~ gio

2. a sad text

✉️  → gio: You know what’s stupid? Becoming friends with smarty pants people who just end up leaving Walt for ‘better’ schools in the end without even really saying goodbye.

@giofiore-lumos​

send  “ 📱 + a name” for a random text from my muse.

[anastasiastabbington]

TEXT | OPEN

Tone: Okay so last year I successfully orchestrated a bra of mine being thrown onstage for Jordan Cahill for me. It was awesome. This year, who's up to help my #Panties4AlanADale cause?

Anastasia: You know what? Why the hell not. I'm great at sneaking close to the stage in a crowd, I'm sure I could toss them right at his feet for you. It's not like I have anything better to do.

[anastasiastabbington]

TEXT ✉ ANAPOLEON

Napoleon: Both, either - a thumb thirst trap seems like it'd be easier though so I vote for that. Street smarts are something you develop, same as intuition; when would a kidnapped child who's presumably being watched over and has every aspect of their life have a chance to develop that? Soul or no soul.

Napoleon: (Fair :-P Unless your middle name is Schlange or Vivora or another name that is literally snake in another language, I doubt it lol. And ah, I see, the OCD. How you ever make out is a wonder tbh.)

Anastasia: Good thing you're lazy, otherwise I'd be worried about you making troll accounts to try and prove this exists. I don't know, when people ask suspicious questions about their family history, or when they discover old photographs lying around or when they're just paranoid and looking for something that's off.

Anastasia: (Schlange would be the most embarrassing middle name, I'd have broken into wherever they keep birth records and changed it. I carry a toothbrush and mouthwash around in my purse at all times.)

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daisyshiverdew‌:

Well, I’m stressed! Which means that I’d love to chat with my fellow cast members of Shrek the Musical about something fun to do for when we open in a few weeks! I’ve heard that some shows do a cute Secret Santa-type things for opening night. We could call it Secret Shreks and get each other presents! Doesn’t  that sound so fun?

Seems like a good idea, because if I was Shrek, I’d sure as hell want to keep it a secret too. Although I guess that would make us more of Fionas, huh?

[anastasiastabbington]

freddietremaine‌:

“Jesus, I can’t believe Shrek’s opening night is a little over a weeks away. Time flies when you’re having fun, I guess.”

“Really? I can. Our dragons are driving me nuts, God I miss the days when they were in high school still and not on my squad. But nope, once the show’s over, still no break from them.”

[giofiore-lumos]

Hand delivered directly to their mailboxes, on the morning of July 30th

@anastasiastabbington  @leverettlumos  @lainelumos  @lyssalumos  @lexifiore-lumos

(except Lexi’s, which was handed over when it was finished; he just wanted to make her one)

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freddietremaine:

Still a downer. Mm, I’m sure we’d be able to figure it out between the two of us. 

Oh, I don’t doubt it, I just don’t want to go over the top of you if we’re on different levels. I’ll try to stay in your zone.

[anastasiastabbington]

Delivered to Ana’s door hot and ready to eat, in a bag from Tony’s, with a letter taped to the outside.

Ana,

Hey lady, been a really long time, and I’m sorry about that, but I promise I will explain it all soon. I’m coming back to town, and I just wanted you to be aware, so you wouldn’t get blindsided by reappearance, like you did my disappearance. Not that I’m sorry I went away, very far from it in fact, but I am sorry I didn’t give you any sort of warning. Anyway, can’t wait to see you, and share my fantastical news!

Love, Gio

p.s. I hope you enjoy the food! I know it’s not my cooking, but you‘ll have that again soon enough.

[anastasiastabbington]

TEXT ✉ ANAPOLEON

Napoleon: I would actually be super impressed with you if you could find somebody with a thumb fetish... or not, actually, it sounds like all it takes is one post to Craigslist :-P Really? I don't. If the kidnapper raising the kid was smart, the kid wouldn't have any reason to suspect things were off. I'm not gonna, like, steal a kid and raise it to prove a point, but I feel its definitely possible. Not everyone has your intuition :-P

Napoleon: (Sarcasm? :-P And I can honestly say I've never worried about tongue splinters a day in my life. Why does the shape of a sax make you nervous? You scared of the letter S? Because I hate to tell you this, but you have three of those in your full name.)

Anastasia: Like me posting my thumbs and seeing who thirsts over them, or just me asking if anyone's selling thumb photography at a reasonable price? Not everyone's street smart, then. It just seems like something that should feel off in your soul. If you have a soul, I mean.

Anastasia: (Semi-seriousness? I don't know what you've been doing since February :-p You don't know my middle name. I could be snakier than sss. But no, it just seems like it catches so much spit in there, it's got to smell awful and be a germ utopia.)

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freddietremaine:

And I thought I  was a downer.  Even if they didn’t miss me, it seems like everything here at Walt got kinda boring after I left. It sounds like it’s time to cause some mischief. 

I don’t feel down, I just feel like I’m keeping it real. It has been a little boring, though, I’ll give you that. What kind of mischief did you have in mind?