[oysters-aint-for-me]

i love how the narrators of the locked tomb series are like:

gideon: is not paying attention

harrowhark: has brain damage

nona: was born six months ago

we love variety in our unreliable narrators

[noonwalkdiary]

sorry i can't tonight.. my spring melancholy is developing into hysteria

[theartofangirling]

[fantastic-nonsense]

the deliberate erasure of Padme Amidala and Satine Kryze from every piece of Star Wars media where it would be narratively and thematically relevant to mention them is absolutely insane

because how did we get to a place where we can have two separate shows that collectively co-star three of Padme's best friends and her child and only get one (1) oblique mention? How did we get two whole shows focused on Mandalorians and post-Imperial Mandalore, one of which co-stars Satine's sister, and not mention the Last Free Ruler of Mandalore? How did we get a show focused on Obi-Wan Kenobi and not mention one of his best friends or the love of his life? How did we get a show focused entirely on politics and spying and the true birth of the Rebellion and not mention the fact that Padme helped build that? How did we visit Sundari and not mention Satine? How did we get an episode where Ahsoka literally attends Padme's funeral and never once says her name?

The fact that Satine is essentially confined to The Clone Wars despite her sister being the current co-protagonist of Disney's flagship Star Wars show while Padme has been basically erased from every single piece of Star Wars media that isn't the Darth Vader comics is baffling. It would be like Leia being completely non-existent and never mentioned in the sequel trilogy despite it co-starring her son, brother, and husband. It makes no sense, it's clearly deliberate, and it's extremely irritating.

[ohnoitstbskyen]

People who object to trans people being in fantasy are wild. As though some silly-hatted alchemist wouldn't simply invent Almazar's Gender Fluid in an afternoon and distribute it to every dungeon chest in the land. It's Common on the loot table and half the goblins drop it. You can brew it yourself with three mushrooms and eight snail shells. It sells for 1 copper at the merchant because the supply is so abundant. You fool. You melon. You absolute buffoon. The limits of what you are willing to imagine are an epitaph you wrote for your own freedom.

[fairycosmos]

don't trust anything your mind says if you haven't eaten or slept for a while btw. that bitch is a primal creature

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[what-a-bastard]

Accepting identities I don't understand is actually extremely easy because I just go "this isn't about me" and move on with my life unbothered by someone else's identity, it's truly that simple.

[strongintherealgay]

After watching him play Benoit Blanc I think we all know that folks need to give Daniel Craig more roles he can have fun with, and by that I mean I need him to be the only human in a Muppets movie

[cuddlycharizard]

It’s a crime they typecast Daniel Craig as a serious action man for so long when it’s clear he was born to play a silly little gay detective

[visu-alley]

Slytherin-Hufflepuff Aesthetic

[caroluna]

@thatsthespiritdear basically, this is what our wedding will look like.

[anaugustbreeze]

@asktheauror I’m so down

[caroluna]

[caroluna]

So this is what our wedding actually ended up looking like:

@anaugustbreeze made you look

[rylandsgrace]

#They’re the same character

[dreadkithulhu]

[squash1]

“dream me the world. something new for every night.” is obviously AHHHH level good, sweet, amazing. but it’s also so funny. they are so dramatic. gansey is going away for the WEEKEND. ronan is like oh my god he hates me because i’m not coming. he hates me and he never wants to see me again. gansey is like Oh My God he thinks i hate him because i’m leaving him forever (the weekend),,, time to say something star crossed lovers level dramatic so he knows i love him and see him. like boys. it’s alright. you’ll both be back in each other’s arms within the week don’t worry.

[voluptuarian]

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

[funnytwittertweets]

[violentdevotion]

someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good