Yo, Doctor, you had lunch yet?

Diana - lesbian and #1 bastard women appreciator - This is my Arknights blog - Add me at Diana#5292, I always have Nian up!

[ancient-forge]

Arknights releasing a male guard: Ooh... here he is... a strong man

Arknights releasing a female defender: And here’s someone who FUCKS

[ancient-forge]

im still thirsty for female defenders of course

[ancient-forge]

hi sorry this account hasn’t been active in forever, I’ve been on my main mostly which is @catgirlears

[beefbulgogi]

nearl hearing her imoutos in trouble

[dlartistanon]

My friend got me into Blemishine/Mudrock because of how well they synergize during gameplay but then it spiraled into “ok but what if gay”

[cerastes]

Nearl really just shot herself out of a cannon or some shit to land in the arena like “Nowadays… I’m a healer and protector… But back in the day…” *drops shield and two-hands her warhammer for a fat 99 Strength bonus* “…I WAS KNOWN AS THE RADIANT KNIGHT, KING OF GAMERS, LORD OF CONCUSSIONS. YOU ALL SUCK (except my friends and sister, I love you <3) EAT SHIT” and they just let her.

What are you going to do? Roll up to Margaret “EVO Champion” Nearl and tell her she’s supposed to be exiled? She hears you say that, says “no” and just does The Worm in front of you while Nightingale breakdances and Shining beatboxes a wicked beat. Nearl’s arrival fucked with the power level scale of the event in such a hilarious way, and that’s the opposite of a problem.

[beefbulgogi]

miss mudrock… im in doki doki love with u

[khrysos-karnifex]

Arknights: We’re a fun tower defense game with cute characters!

The cute characters: Going blind and deaf, slowly having a schizophrenic breakdown, quickly having a schizophrenic breakdown, hallucinating loved ones burning to death, actually burning to death, worryingly homicidal, worryingly suicidal

[fefeman]

Looking at Tomimi & Estelle, you might be led to believe Gavial has two girlfriends.

This is inaccurate: Gavial as two girlfriends WE KNOW OF, and beyond girlfriends she has many more sex buddy.

[kamadaeva]

LETS GOOOOO

[seeyouguyslater]

My friend paid me to make this (don't think they're on tumblr anymore but want to share it here too)

[yakulnta]

ブレミシャイン

[kamadaeva]

[cherry-tail]

The pictures of the new event were so beautiful that my heart stopped beating!!!!Provenance @Arknight official_(:з」∠)_

[ancient-forge]

*clenches fist*

[ancient-forge]

So. I pulled this off and then 5-10 with only 3 guards, Surtr is really something else.

[ancient-forge]

Hi everyone! Time for my usual dump of posts that I’ve found before I disappear back to my main account. This new event is really fucking good though and besides just being generally a sucker for the concept of home and what that means to people (I’m not even done and I’ve already cried), I was lucky enough to get Surtr on my first 10 pull! She’s crazy for sure and I’ve been messing around with a few minimalist clears of stages.