speaking of lazy
i had exactly one group of trick-or-treaters ring my doorbell last night.
i went downstairs and opened the door and there were two teenage girls standing in front of me mumbling “süßes oder saures” (which is the german equivalent if “trick or treat”). and then i took a closer look at them and noticed they were just in their normal clothes, nothing halloweeny about their appearance whatsoever. “really? you’re not even wearing a costume or something?” and they shrugged and “well, yeah, sorry-not-sorry” and i thought “you go girls!” and threw them some extra chocolates into their plastic bag.












