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KITTY: Whoever is wearing that cheap ass perfume and spraying it all over the bus, stop it. Now. I'm about ready to douse our whole bus in holy water to help remove the contaminants of the smell and I'd prefer not to waste my whole collection because of some obnoxious spray.

BLAIR: How would holy water help the smell though

BLAIR: Cast away the demons of Walmart?

#divinestkitty #int: text

divineberry:

Hello, Blair. I’d recommend going to the nearest Wal-Mart and purchasing it, then. They even have Kool-aid that’s already mixed! I’m glad you apparently love such simple pleasures.

I was much more used to trifles or something gourmet as a child, would’ve been nice to have something like Koolaid.

#divineberry #int: dash

divineberry-blog

My dads told me that Kool-Aid was invented in Nebraska in our Skype call, so here’s a fun story about Rachel Berry’s youth. Back when lemonade stands were trusting and you didn’t have to be afraid that you’d end up roofied, 10 year old me sold Lemonade flavored Kool-Aid and chocolate chip cookies in the front of our building, but only if they listened to me sing! I made about 32 dollars and put it in a jar for when I made it to New York. I used the 32 dollars on a cute pair of shoes the next week, but It’s okay because I obviously have a Broadway debut lined up.

Besides the fact that there’s not much to look at out the window so far, I’m having a pleasant bus ride.

andersblair

Lemonade Koolaid and cookies sounds like a dream.

#divineberry #int: dash

divinestkitty:

Oh, that’s a cute one, too.

Okay, no one is that nice without wanting something or having a crush, and I know I’m hot, but you know I’m not into girls that way, right?

Not coming onto you, Kitty.

#divinestkitty #{ dash }

divinesamevans:

Huh? Why’s that? I mean, yeah, my folks are religious but we’re not as hardcore as some families.

No, I just mean the families. I thought you’d know everything about each other.

Some of my religious friends - that’s all they talked about in the house.

#divinesamevans #{ dash }

divinestkitty:

I love Lush’s sex bomb one, personally, but I’m a fan of the avocado one as well.

We could, but I don’t particularly feel like doing my own cleaning. Especially with a sore shoulder.

I like the little robot. It’s the only one I’ve really ever used.

I’d clean up for you if you’d like.

#divinestkitty #int: dash

divinestkitty:

Bath bombs are the key to life, my friend, you have me there. I get nervous about hotel bathrooms, though. I’ve seen the Dateline specials and they aren’t nearly as clean as they make them sound. I don’t want to deal with HPV.

Really? What’s your favorite?

We could always pick up some Lysol.

#divinestkitty #int: dash

TEXT ✉️ ANDERBERRY

Rachel: As did a large number of the population.

Rachel: I tend to drink when I’m sad or stressed sometimes. So..not the best choice.

Rachel: It definitely is. I still feel like I should just keep pinching myself. Granted, if I wasn’t on tour there’d be a chance I’d make my broadway debut sooner. But I’m still very thankful.

Blair: Not the best, but normal. We're all human

Blair: Of course

Blair: Debut- so you've never done any?

#divineberry #int: text

divinesamevans:

I don’t know, actually? It’s not exactly something we’ve talked about. Most of our talks about religion and church and stuff are usually just about the sermon we went to.

Really? That’s not what I expected.

#divinesamevans #int: dash

divinestkitty

I think I went a liiiiiittle too hard “Jump Back” tonight…Anyone got any Icy Hot for my shoulder? Or maybe some Vicodin? There’s gotta be some druggies hiding in the roadies or something, right?

andersblair

Use a bath bomb and binge some stupid Netflix series. That always works.

#divinestkitty #int: dash

TEXT ✉️ ANDERBERRY

Rachel: It does get you drunk quite fast, though. Which is the goal sometimes.

Rachel: You guess?

Rachel: I’m fine, too.

Blair: only when I was 16 — and when Brooklyn 99 almost got canceled

Blair: can't complain, it's the opportunity of a lifetime being on this tour

#divineberry #int: text

norahpuckerman:

Really? I’ve never owned one. Ever.

I could see you in a badass black and gold one.

#norahpuckerman #int: dash

divinesamevans:

Nah, I wouldn’t know the first thing about running a church. But, I think my dad would probably be really into that. He’s real involved with our local church. Haha, thanks, but I think that’s kinda… not okay, to be like, posing as an angel.