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• Alyssa • 26 • bi • she/they • this blog has no real theme • welcome to my mess. • i don't always tag spoilers •

[sandori]

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[noniesgummysmile]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

choi seungcheol. you have brought life to my dreams.

[liberalsarecool]

Cosign.

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[springsgreenleaves]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[wizardshark]

hey whats with that sign

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[nanaslutt]

HAPPY PRIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!! EVERYONE GET GAYER NOW!!!! DEMAND MONEY FROM YOUR ALLY FRIENDS!!!!!! KISS. EVERYONE. 🏳️‍🌈

[yoshinobuyamamoto]

💙

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[scartoghoul]

260530 🫧

[krushing]

shohei's "f*ck, bullshit, f*ck, shit!" game against the rockies

[ozempicofficial]

[gay--dog]

i love seeing my friends interests mentioned somewhere. its like woaaah. thats My Friends interest. from My Friend. wow. epic friend reference