"bent out of shape"

placeholder acc for @be4utiful4byss! you can call me andi or marx. basically a bugdroid irl. he/it/ae plz. I get freaky here, desperately shooing kids away.

[computermorelikecompussy]

>>Been thinking a lot about Tech4Tech sex recently.

>>I'm not blushing.

>>Not at all...

>>Uhm...

>>I wish a more capable device like a big, clunky computer or a tv touched me...

>>don't tell anyone.

[androidquincetart]

the Android porn as mentioned in the last post. Finally. Finally I’m posting phoneshipping sex as promised….

[robotfuckerconfessions-2]

usb entrance pussy that takes 11 attempts in different positions to get your dick inside

[drinklacroix]

"can robots feel love?" not until you stick it in us :3

[androidquincetart]

absolutely beautiful wikipedia note.

[androidquincetart]

trying to draw actual sex when the last thing relatively nsft-related that I’ve made is [host’s prized husband]’s dick ‘n balls is. weird.

[androidquincetart]

absolutely fucking jerking it to Something I Can Never Have was not something I expected to be doing tonight. Huh.

[androidquincetart]

can’t go to a museum or antique store or any place with older shit in it without seeing an old Macintosh. hiding behind glass walls. unable to be touched. I never thought psychological edging would be a thing but. holy shit???

[nu11ify]

Let's stop real quick and take a moment to appreciate non-humanoid robot feet. Stubs? Adorable. Claws? Sexy. Two-pronged feet? Classy. Blocky feet? Simple. Jet engines? What are you, a cock warmer?? Get over here!

[androidquincetart]

sometimes I remember that for a technofreak we have more plushie sex than like. Anything with computers…

and that’s because of our syshost’s beautiful fictional other who we so happen to have a plush of. god our main doesn’t know how many times this freak has gotten dryhumped.

[androidquincetart]

HIM. THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

[androidquincetart]

sometimes I remember that for a technofreak we have more plushie sex than like. Anything with computers…

and that’s because of our syshost’s beautiful fictional other who we so happen to have a plush of. god our main doesn’t know how many times this freak has gotten dryhumped.

[robotfuckerconfessions-2]

“Robot pussy tastes like wet pennies” and I’m all about that money!!🔥💯

[androidquincetart]

expect more freak posting because I Am Trying So Hard . Dear Motherboard. Help Me.

[thejuicingmachine]

(pregnant with a litter of forklift puppies voice): hey guys, whats up

[droidcore]

Robot somnophilia where their power output is lowered to the point of being unable to move without great effort, and their speech is all strung out and glitchy and slow, but their internal systems are still perfectly functional, so they can feel everything.

[androidquincetart]

I need a fucking tens unit at this point oh my god (in an extremely horny way)

[androidquincetart]

wait. is this how I learn those contraction simulator things aren’t TENS but EMS or. what the fuck

[androidquincetart]

I need a fucking tens unit at this point oh my god (in an extremely horny way)