🔞 i want to fuck strongbad’s computer 🔞

my sfw art is @captainzigo buy me old electronics and i will draw them as sexy robots.

[thejuicingmachine]

you can see stuff not suitable for tumblr on my blusky or on my patreon

[thejuicingmachine]

when someone made a big callout google dock about me, they didnt care about me having 🔞 in my literal name. and you know no minor gives a shit about it. so who the fuck is it for

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[thejuicingmachine]

yeah, corporate wants everyone to start wearing chastity cages. Yep everyone. You can get the manager on shift to inspect it when you clock in. Yep the whole time. The keys are kept in the office

[thejuicingmachine]

foot fetish but in a ant and foot as a metaphor for interactions with a higher being sort of way

[thejuicingmachine]

if you were so small, soft penis would be great body pillow for sleeping

[thejuicingmachine]

sadly, dogtoyification is too close to plushification to get the distinct recognition it deserves.

in the era of the collectable plush, if you are plushifying my masochist ass it better be so you can soak me in milk and smack me against the wall. i am a toy not a doll

[infertilityidol]

[tumbwr]

“3 likes isnt much” imagine 3 women inside of you

[thejuicingmachine]

my homo habilis ancestors weep for joy when i eat a bunch of fruit and then crank it crazy style

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

babe are you butter because you look like you are yearning for a churning

[soulspark]

[snapskisser]

[angel-in-shibari]

[swagophile]

women keep trying to do evil mindbreak hypnosis on me by being nice to me and telling me i'm doing a good job and offering me treats and saying i'm a really good girl and that i should try to be kinder to myself and maybe just take this moment to enjoy, just the two of us, no pressure, no mask, nothing more to be afraid of or to constrict or constrain, just be present and feel the warmth and comfort that comes from being cared for. theyre doing this because they want to hurt me sexually

[thejuicingmachine]

Twilight sparkle tying up her friends very thoroughly in some kind of bizarre science experiment medical fetish kind of way. but then very unsexily going through every single sensory experience they could possibly have and gauging their reactions to it one by one. she is so patient. Hours and hours of the most lame and nerdy edging possible.

aj or rarity getting pissed about it and twi is like thats weird?? pinkie really enjoyed the experiment.

and then she pulls up pinkie's exit survey

“here it is. Question 12: How would you rate your experience overall? she once again completely ignored my scale system, and wrote in her own answer. ‘shitzillion’ is not a number 🙄 but i just recorded that as a ten. and then in the comments she wrote: ‘i feel like i have genuinely formed a greater understanding of myself and im glad i shared this experience with you’ and then she drew us as i think beavers having sex.”

dash would try to suggest things but in a way that's like I'm so cool and I don't care and I'm not suggesting things right now. That was your idea.

and twi would be like Rainbow Dash I cannot break one of your bones. And then Dash would be like well if you didn't want my input, you should have gagged me!

[thejuicingmachine]

rainbow dash just can not fathom that pinkie would be good at explicitly sexual rough play. like pinkie very explicitly and frankly asks for consent and dash doesn’t even take her seriously and is like psh ok pinkie you can do that and then is bamboozled while she gets her shit rocked until she cums