Andromedatura

she/her Teresa defender & lestat apologiser parasocially attached to Newt tmr

[clerkrard]

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[moonyswillow]

watching this scene but remembering the part in crank palace where newt described the feel of water as torturously painful so nothings funny anymore…

im aware it COULD have been painful only because it was jetstream water so the pressure is really high, but Keisha (who we find out later is immune) didn’t react badly to it, so im assuming it’s implied water is in some way painful for cranks

[st-ignatius]

the vampire lestat // the fallen angel

[riddlersboyfriend]

the sexual assault framing of lestat's turning... lestat's own reframing of his turning as something he had control over/agency in, or otherwise something that was his fault ("serving cunt has its consequences")... the way he portrays it as magnus simply being unable to resist him, and, really, who could when lestat's so captivating and irresistable? delving into your own self-made mythology to protect yourself from the brutal, horrible truth of what happened to you that you already know deep down somewhere... oh lestat i love you. you are loved by me

[hellengellen]

The closest you can get to experiencing what being a Crank is like is when you don't wash your hair for a couple days

[troddenwingss-11]

I used to get headaches ALL THE TIME it made me feel like a crank I swear 😭

[hellengellen]

Tmr community should make a list of irl experiences that are crank coded

[andromedatura]

when you go too long without sleep and get to the point where getting energy out of nowhere and lowkey hallucinating

[louismustdiee]

Vampire Newt x human Thomas...

Thomas's blood is the only thing that satisfies Newts hunger so Thomas let's him feed on him.... walk with me please

[andromedatura]

OH I AM WALKING WITH YOU. JOGGING EVEN

[tlockish]

Tmr au where they kept crank newt despite everything and Thomas watches as newts shirt gets looser and looser as he slowly decays and his body shuts down

[seventropy]

self indulgent newt headcanons based in various AUs that are basically me just projecting because i love him and hes me and all of this is in my head anyway:

-newt would listen to dad rock and be really annoying about it. he’s breaking it down to “love her madly” by the doors and if you ask what band it is he incredulously yells “YOU DONT KNOW THE DOORS ???”

-i like to think that the gladers all joke about how you can get away with everything around newt as long as you do it quietly, because he has really poor eyesight but WICKED just never checked him out or gave him glasses

-highschool newt would complain about how media literacy is dying out every single time someone asks a dumb question about a book theyre reading in english class

-i do kinda think newt would be more prone to developing addictions. modern newt probably smokes like a chimney and everytime someone asks he goes on an angry rant about how smoking is the worst and how cigarette companies need to be nuked

[andromedatura]

The Doors mentioned🥹🥹🥹 he’s just like me fr

[violetacat]

still think it was awesome when teresa basically beat thomas with a stick on tst. say what you want that was the moment their relationship was the most interesting in the main triology

[han-the-human]

People who are like "I don't understand your identity so I won't respect it" perplex me

Like bro I don't understand how my toilet flushes but I don't leave shit in the bowl

[neptunezviv]

i watched like 3 seasons of got for thomas brodie sangster a wgile back and I just found out about the jojen paste theory and its like. 2am and I cannot stop laughing what the actual fuck that is the funiiest thing ive heard ever. also do yall think newt got eaten by the cranks or like what

[andromedatura]

yeah they ate him tf upppp

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[tincows]

chapter 31 of aijad had adverse effects upon my psyche

[violetacat]

nalby crumbs in fever code.... dude........

[andromedatura]

it’s so funny to me that in the tmr book they spend the whole time trying to find a way out and then when thomas and minho unknowingly discover the literal way out (the griever hole) newt and alby are just like. okay whatever who cares

[reina-mab]

the half-blank half-apocalyptic look.

I don’t think they are exactly similar but I do feel Billy and Armand when to the same unsettling staring school

[andromedatura]

BOTH stebbins AND armand mentioned at once???? insane crossover 10/10

[chilewithcarnage]