Payback is a Bitch

Alexanna. Pugs. Drugs. \m/ and other things.

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

[catchymemes]

Every group project ever.

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

thot VANQUISHED

[surprisebitch]

[likeniobe]

the most important thing to know about the plot of hamlet is that it’s so convoluted that the main character is kidnapped by pirates and it’s not even really a major plot point

[likeniobe]

[imthedoctorbasicallyfun]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[pokemon-personalities]

things i’m bad at: choosing pokemon based on anything other than how cute they are, basic math

[knowwhatimeme]

[dailyelastigirl]

Helen Parr + Priceless expression

[hall--o--ween]

[distractful]

[thesarcastic-one]

LMFAOOOOOO

[vulgar-display-of-meats]

[theres-something-complicated]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and then the next customer’s total came out to like $12.57 and just bc I’m a weirdo I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and without missing a fucking beat this like, 70+ year old man said

“Ah! Another like me! We’re few and far between these days, aren’t we?”

And I was like oh man this guy’s sense of humor really aligns with mine! And I laughed and made some other joke about being immortal and thought that was the end of it,

but this man.

He stood by the register for five more minutes. Maybe more. Which let me tell you is an EXCRUTIATING amount of time for something like this to happen.

And he just kept upping the ante!! He starting talking about some REALLY specific details regarding day-to-day life in the 1300s to the point I started getting worried that I’d misled a genuinely immortal being to believe I am also immortal.

He eventually politely left when I got too busy with other customers to awkwardly respond.

Who the fuck was that guy.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I think it’s also important to mention this happened at Cracker Barrel.

[africanaquarian]

i have been in a certain mood lately but i’m not emotionally intelligent enough to fully articulate it

[cosmic-noir]

[memewhore]

[thisarenotarealblog]

chaotic neutral

[teamrocketing]

THATS CHAOTIC EVIL

[memehumor]

[realitytvshow]

me

[ghost-roads]

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

[ppolkadotty]

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye