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[surprisebitch]

a day in the life of a former tumblr personality

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@arianagrande: happy ten years of dangerous woman ♡ 🌙 an album and era that will forever hold a very special place in my heart. thank you for the love you’ve shown this project over the past decade and for the most beautiful and pivotal memories… i cherish them and you all more than words can say. we hope you enjoy this ten year anniversary capsule that we created in celebration!

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Arknights is great. They mention one of the nation’s leading scientists who has kinda disappeared under mysterious circumstances while investigating a freaky alien invasion in Finland, only we know he’s not dead cuz he still checks in by letter occasionally. So he kinda hangs over two parts of the narrative as clearly someone who will become very important but still mysterious. Then like two years later, there he is, and the two biggest influences on his design are unambiguously 1) gay furry porn and 2) Shadow the hedgehog. Mogs every single Uma Musume and his shirt doesn’t even fit.

[cerastes]

ORCHID NATION WE ARE SO BACK

[mvmvmvmvs]

mumu said its what kristen wouldve wanted

[surprisebitch]

if you love both arknights and endfield, go join my discord! we have players who play both games and majority voted to keep them together hence i never made a separate channel for them 😁 lgbt friendly too 🌈 http://discord.gg/Sw7sgqtNwk

[midnightssea]

Why do I kind of want them to. They have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[shopwitchvamp]

incredible things are happening in the comments of this post

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Rainbow mo

[chassdraws]

Hi I paint your cat wet hands style

[schrissdd]

🟥💦

[bogactivity]

Higuruma print also debuting soon

[smokingrozanov]

Y’know what I bet Shane got a little turned on by Ilya telling him he had a good mouth. Suicide postponed I just got a good grade in dick sucking

[bogactivity]

3 dudes drinking alcohol, nothing will happen

[surprisebitch]

Arknights timeline of 6 star operators year by year (as of March 2026 including CN)

I could not see an updated timeline of this. The last one was posted 2 years ago so what I did was continue the work they did. tried to match the font, formatting, and design as best as i could.. (hope you dont mind if you see this 🥹)

Just sharing here if anyone wanted to see a timeline of operators!

Notice anything interesting? What are your thoughts of the operators we've gotten? When did you start playing?

I'm a launch player and my first observation is i'm so glad to be getting more dudes as time went!

Will post an update when Year 7 ends :>

And yes Ch'en is not a launch operator.. but i didn't wanna redo the whole thing.. it took hours already making year 6 to year 7 timeline xD

[surprisebitch]

if you love both arknights and endfield, go join my discord! we have players who play both games and majority voted to keep them together hence i never made a separate channel for them 😁 lgbt friendly too 🌈 http://discord.gg/Sw7sgqtNwk

[surprisebitch]

had sales kickoff today, presented, and received ❤️ for it. i have to say tho that i love how my job intersects with arknights cause im in revops and i manage & design processes to maximize revenue & productivity. im all about efficiency and optimization in work & play

[mewnbuns]

the feeling of his whole body blanketing over yours during back shots because he’s so desperate to meet your lips over your shoulder not realising the angle is only pushing him even deeper

[surprisebitch]

FINALLY GOT TO THE YAOI REGION ENDMIN AND ARDASHIR OMG