You Are A Pipe Dream

Nico | 22 | they/them icon by me | art account is @smokimochi twitter is @andwewminward queue tag is “i hate queue”

[sirfatcat-mccatterson]

My name is Jake, Im a self taught artist of 10 years and am currently out of a job. My art and my love for creating is what is currently keeping me afloat income wise and so i’m very very open to taking commissions! I do ocs, book fandoms or anything else you can think of. Im located on instagram and twitter at the user: crystaline_art and appreciate any support someone may give.

****Please follow the links for commissions this post is made on behalf of the artist with their explicit permission****

[smokimochi]

hi, sorry i’m never active on here, but my commissions are open. please contact me via email ( [email protected] ) if you’re interested. i’m more active on twitter if you want frequent updates, and my carrd has more info ( https://smokimochi.carrd.co )

[andwewminward]

hey this is my art tumblr account and I have commissions open, things are rough right now so if you can’t buy any then even just boosting this would be greatly appreciated

[andreilaftg]

Mafia AFTG hcs

What if the foxes had more big crime family connections but it changes very little of the book proceedings? Inspired by @deus-ex-knoxina and a wild convo with @side-effect-of-the-meds

Nicky meets Erik in Germany who just so happens to be part of the Kloses(who are a major German family who have connections all over Europe) and after being warned of the dangers by Erik, decides to become an amazing mafia husband whose is absolutely fantastic at manipulating most people because he’s clever bastard but still very happy! They’re in Love, it’s disgusting.

Allison and Katelyn just so happen to be cousins the Reynolds family(who focus on trafficking Everything! A Hotel and resorts company must be useful for meet-ups and travelling? They have some ties to Moriyama and Wesninskis) the girls weren’t for that life so they decided to distance themselves from being married off or having to take over that sort of buisness. But y’all pls consider allison being a cutting edge tailor and designer makin clothes for so many of the fams maybe she even those fancy bulletproof ones that like every spy/hitman movie seems to have. katelyn becoming a doctor maybe specialty in triage or something?

Renee darling Renee! She made it pretty high in that gang and caught the attention of some very icky,sticky,and gross people that belong in the green garbage but it gave her the connections she needs to keep her ear to the ground and so is skilled And informed

Matt Boyd, my dude, my bro this great guy is the bees knees and his mum Is actually a boxer but also Randy was totally a smart and badass hitwoman/bodyguard/security like she’s so fun and dangerous. But his father (Ugh) is like some stupid rich guy who Knows People so he was into stuff with the Moriyamas too like the horrible bastard he was and Matts not for that but he was at enough parties that he Knows People too, just to a lesser extent and is obvs more like his mother. Dans just Dan she’s ride or die with Matt so she knows and is like “that’s fucked but ok”

We all know Neil but maybe he keeps closer with his uncle and the Hartford’s after the books??

Andrews with Neil and that’s that

(Aaron’s with katelyn and like the two of them as doctors? Nice.)

Kevin is Kevin but perhaps Kayleigh Day was part of some Irish mafia stuff and that’s how she met tejetsu and then the rest is exy history

Wymack over here aware of Things because of his time with Kayleigh and maybe got a bit into it but was able to distance himself when she died and so here he is the Coach to the Foxes having acquired so many of these children and he wasn’t even trying so it’s a remarkable type of luck but all he knew about them was that they needed a chance and he could give it to him!

Also what if Abby, Bee, and Wymack all met in uni then they knew Kayleigh and he history to a certain extent as well!

[hahanken]

All for the game sketch dump from this week!!

[llheji]

preview of my piece for the @aftgfamilyzine which will be released next week 🥰  

[andwewminward]

very pleased to see my bee movie aftg post is making rounds again glad to know you are all cultured

[andwewminward]

so some little updates on stuff that’s happened while I’ve been pretending tumblr doesn’t exist

uhhh turned 22, started therapy recently, been working on art more often (I haven’t kept my art tumblr updated that well though so go check @/smokimochi on twitter for that & also I do have art commissions open and money is Very Tight), uhhh hurricane hit so we didn’t have power yesterday. i rly don’t be doin all that much tbh. been trying real hard to better things in my life and like myself more. ngl haven’t been super interested in aftg Largely because aftg twt has.... so much drama all the time constantly and im too old and have too much going on in my real day to day life that the Internet is rly just a place for me to get a little break from irl stress so drama deters me. idk if I’ll be as active here as I used to be bc keeping my queue filled was getting to be Very stressful but I’ll be here when I have the energy to be. I do still have my adult only aftg discord server & im most active on discord if anyone wants to join the discord or add me on there (discord link is on here Somewhere just search my page for it and hope tumblr actually works, dm me for my discord tho). I’m assuming there’s tons of new faces in aftg now since I’ve been gone for a While now and also I’m assuming a decent amount of my followers aren’t into aftg anymore? idk but just to reintroduce myself hi, I’m nico, I’m 22, I am a parent, I’m non-binary, what’s up.

[andwewminward]

what’s up long time no see how y’all been what’ve i missed

[andwewminward]

take care of yourself 💕💕

im doing my best to ❤️

[andwewminward]

hey just wanted to let y’all know im alive, im just very drained and haven’t had the energy to keep up with tumblr or have any aftg thoughts. i hope you’re all staying as safe as you can be and taking care of yourselves and treating each other well. im slightly more active on Twitter but still not rly aftg wise , and also more active on discord if you want to add me or join my aftg server (it’s ages 18+ though, there’s a link to it somewhere in my ‘my posts’ tag, dm me if u wanna add me on discord). im still not ready to come back, im sorry about that. i will someday when I’m ready, though. see you ❤️

[s0meoneonpluto]

- "Honesty suited Andrew because he was an instigator at heart and his opinions were often unpopular".

[tinybab]

okay so andrew KNOWS he thought neil was pretty, so WHAT possessed him to put neil in nice clothes. like? did he think the fact that the attractive clothes and the attractive neil would cancel each other out? this isn't algebra, andrew, you're just making him PRETTIER, like

andrew, staring down attractive clothes and knowing neil is attractive: two wrongs make a right, isn't that how the saying goes

nicky: i don't think-

andrew: no no, i'm pretty sure i'm right

nicky: andrew-

andrew, knowing full well what he's doing: no. no. i am 100% positive i'm right

[ravens-play-exy-too]

Andrew after his plans went inevitably wrong :

[allforthecourtt]

neil: andrew and i have been in a healthy committed relationship for years

fan: source?

neil: literally me. neil.

[ambrosiarts-deactivated20210609]

No thoughts head empty only soft andreil

[dreamterlude]

the foxes as things said in the cru part 2 electric boogaloo

nicky: so are irish people still a thing or

kevin:

nicky: listen. im gay

andrew: sometimes i think “my life is pretty normal” despite yknow [gestures vaguely] everything and then i remember im engaged to a guy who’s stitched his own stab wounds and has been shot at and realize, yknow? maybe not. maybe not.

seth: thinking abt the tumblr post thats like the bible but told in memes

neil: i forgot the bible was a thing. i was like damn the bible has a title?

nicky: i mean so did christians when jesus said love everyone

seth: damn joe got coronavirus 😔

allison: joe biden or joe jonas

dan: damn tell your mother im sorry

seth: JOE MAMA

allison: oh to have eleven wives tho...

matt: at the same time?

renee: yes

allison: im down

kevin: mormons?

neil: so now its "wrong" to sleep with no blanket and feet off the bed? its "weird" now? What's gonna happen? The pope gonna grab them? He gonna steal my toes? Grind them up into protein powder for his holy water?

aaron: what the fuck

allison: YALL SOMEONE PULLED THE FIRE ALARM AT EDGAR ALLANS, IM CACKLING

allison: oh shit wait the school might be on fire

neil: roblox is real?? i thought it was just like... a meme or something

andrew: what.

neil: i thought it was made up

matt: why do teeth feel like that

andrew: to remind us of our sins

neil: pointy. good for biting people

[imstupidremember]

The Foxhole Court

Nicky and Andrew: *speaking German*

Neil:

[nigrumserpens13]

emotions? wha- MY FIRST ANDREW UMM  (i tried to draw in realism but it turned out ofc so-so)