anemone

sideblog for discord 1x1 purposes

[anemoneted]

the basics

gem, she/her, 25+

semi-selective, disco based

links

playable fcs

wanted opposites

wanted plots

guidelines

no god modding

please be patient and don’t be rude

no homophobia, racism, sexism, transphobia etc

i will not write: fcs or muses under the age of 20, celebrities as themselves, inc*st, step-c*st, r*pe, and other taboo plots (just ask if unsure)

i’m open to most fcs (excluding those who have expressed that they don’t want to be used & problematic fcs), some particular fcs give me the ick so just ask!

i will update this post as i see fit :-) 

[anemoneted]

pls give me smutty and angsty threads ( with a side of fluff ) — anything from exes who can’t stay away from each other, people who know they shouldn’t be together for whatever reason, professional/academic rivals, enemies, messy fwb, call/cam girl and that One client, employee x boss, employee x boss’ child, etc.! 

[vivienvalentino]

new fantasy just dropped: i’m neglected housewife

[onlyloveds-deactivated20230327]

anyways give me a plot where muse a is an infamous drug dealer who deals to the elite 1% and he meets muse b, the girlfriend of his biggest (and potentially most dangerous client) , and he’s fucking ENAMORED by her . she’s untouchable , and that only makes him want her more and he feels no guilt bc her boyfriend is an abusive piece of garbage . muse b’s bf takes a liking to muse a , thinks he’s cool or whatever , and invites him to a shit ton of parties , underground fights , etc. stuff that only his inner circle is apart of …. and she’s always there and becomes lowkey intrigued by him ?? starts out innocent , just idle conversation in the absence of her bf until they want /more/ . cue lots of sneaking around , “he’ll kill us both if he finds out”‘s , longing stares . PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOOI DD

[pomegrcnctes-blog]

celeb / non-celeb aus tho

“i’m your biggest fan so i snuck backstage to meet you after a show, but it turns out your security guards are a lot tougher than they look, so now i’m being shouted at/possibly tased and now you’re walking by and oh god this isn’t how i wanted this to go” au

“i entered a contest to be your plus one to an event and wtf i actually won?!” au

“i’m trying to start a celebrity gossip blog and you are an effing trainwreck so now i’m lowkey stalking you in hopes of getting a humiliating story” au

“it’s the middle of the night on a saturday and i’ve been thrown into holding by the cops and am i high or did i just get thrown into the same holding cell as a celebrity???” au

“of all the cars in the world for me to have tried to steal, it had to be YOURS?” au

“i’m an extra in a movie/music video that you’re starring in and idec if you’re super famous and i’m a nobody, plz notice me” au

alternatively, “i’m just an extra, but the star has a crush on me?! what????” au

“i’m famous as hell and yet i seem to have met the ONE person in this bar who doesn’t have a damn clue how i am, this is hilarious, i’m just gonna ride this out” au

tbh give me a long-distance relationship that begins with one sending fanmail to the other and “wait you actually wrote me back?!” au

“while hiding from the paparazzi i ran into the first building i saw and it turns out you work here and what the fuck do you mean you’re closed and i have to get out, have some mercy!” au

“of all the wrong numbers in the world, the nude i meant to send to my significant other wound up on YOUR phone” au

the same au but in reverse, aka, “wtf why did i get a random nude from my favorite celebrity??? am i on catfish???” au

“we’re on a reality show where half the contestants are famous and the other half are just regular people” au

“you read one of my thirst tweets on a talk show and now my thirst is a minor internet sensation, so thanks for that” au

“i just went to one of your shows, and now an hour later you’ve tweeted about some gorgeous person you noticed in the crowd and wait why does this describe me exactly” au

[girlsets]

SYDNEY SWEENEY via Instagram

[merryrps]

plot where muse a and b get placed as random roommates in college and end up hating each other, bickering constantly about stupid shit like ‘don’t move my things’ and ‘wear your damn headphones when you listen to music’ and ‘stop bringing random guys/girls into our room when you’re horny’ and ‘quit texting me every time you forget your room key, i have a life’ etc. one night they run into each other at a party and theyre both drunk asf and are like ‘heyyy thats my roommateeee’ and go around introducing them to everybody like theyre long lost friends. and maybe they team up for beer pong and totally kill it. and maybe their drunk asses decide to share an uber home and maybe theyre like hm why is your hand there … and you smell nice … and huh we aren’t even home yet and your lips are already on my neck …