Fit Lady, Notebook Sketch. “When you try your best but don’t succeed.” How do girls train hard and still keep their girlish figures?
After eating right, training hard, meditating, breaking up my La Cucaracha band, continuing to not drink or party, reducing stress, getting 20hrs of sleep a night, stop Bird Box driving, and encouraging my 150,000 tumblr followers to stop following me and go outside, I thought I would finally achieve my ideal petite lady body. Also, I ran my first charity full marathon this year. I did something healthy, hopefully inspired others to make healthier choices and raised some money for a good cause. And yeah, although, I didn’t finish in last place, I was on the tail end of my age group. As the Coldplay song goes, “When you try your best but don’t succeed. When you want to look like a fit lady but than lose your lady bits, grow a mustache and pack on Gladiator muscle.”.