wicked schemes.

If I told you all my secrets, you'd never look at me the same.

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

Shit, it's quiet around here.

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

We do know that I’m not a dog. I’m clearly a male human being. Well, you could always wheel it around the school and run into walls and shit and annoy people. You’re not my leader, nope. But I highly doubt I’ll do anything you don’t like, come on now.

[angelhasagun]

Clearly. But you never know. This could be your disguise. Or you're a robot. There's so many possibilities. Eh, that gets old after a few days. But even detention is better than the limited things I can do on this thing. Shh, just accept it, Fireboy, or I'll put out your light. Don't tempt me. Ohh, I have no doubt you will.

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

Shit, it's quiet around here.

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

I’m not a dog, come on now. Well, hopefully that day is soon. This place could use some trouble. No way, Watergirl. You’re so not my leader.

[angelhasagun]

We don't know that. Ugh, you don't know how much I hate this thing. Can't do anything. Ah, yes, I miss causing trouble. I so am! You do anything I don't like, I can literally make you dissapear from existence. So be good to me.

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

Shit, it's quiet around here.

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

Holding the ‘tude, Watergirl. Partners? We could be partners in crime, you know. Stir up some real trouble around here. Hey hey, if anything I should be worried about you touching me and putting out my flame, right?

[angelhasagun]

Good boy. Hm.. I'm down with that. I get out of this chair in a few days, hopefully, and we can definitely stir up some shit. Partners it is. Yep, you're right. So basically, I'm your leader. Bow.

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

Shit, it's quiet around here.

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

What charm? And I didn’t give you any look, Watergirl.

[angelhasagun]

Alright, alright. Hold the 'tude. Watergirl, huh. Guess we're now partners-- Just don't touch me.

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

Shit, it's quiet around here.

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

Fine, fine. I’m Blaze. Blaze Carter.

[angelhasagun]

Don't give me that look, Blaze Carter. Your charm won't affect me, Fireboy.

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

Shit, it's quiet around here.

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

Not six. Maybe a fourth of a bottle.

What’s your name, gorgeous?

[angelhasagun]

A fourth. Sure.

Don't call me that. Elodie. 

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

Shit, it's quiet around here.

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

Blondie McGel? Alright, blondie. This is already war.

[angelhasagun]

I mean, c'mon. You're a blonde and you probably used six bottles of gel this morning. Don't deny it.

War it is then. Oh, and get some originality, I already used Blondie on you. Gosh.

[byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Well...

[byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Elodie, nice to meet you. I’d really prefer if you called me by my name.

I don’t think that’ll be a possibility any time soon. 

[angelhasagun]

Sorry, Cupcake. 

If I pushed you down the stairs it might be. 

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

Shit, it's quiet around here.

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

I hope to make the 1% that doesn’t, then.

[angelhasagun]

You probably won't. But try all you might, Blondie McGel.

[byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Well...

[byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

My name is Mavis. 

No, honestly. Besides, it’s not like being in a wheelchair is a bad thing and will make people like you less. 

[angelhasagun]

I'm Elodie, Cupcake.

You try it, then. 

[curiositycankillthesoull-blog]

Shit, it's quiet around here.

[angelhasagun]

That's good. 99% of these fuckers annoy me.

[umanalia-deactivated20130723]

Bitch, I own this place. 

Hey, wait…Aidan has a picture of you in his wallet…Elodie, right? Dude, he blabbed on and on about you, it was annoying as fuck. 

[angelhasagun]

Uh, yeah. That's me. E-Elodie. And, uh, you are?

[byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Well...

[byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Of course there is, you’ve just gonna look around. 

Oh, right, you’re in a wheelchair. I didn’t even notice. 

[angelhasagun]

No need for pep talks, uh.. Screw it, you're now Cupcake.

Yeah right. Nice try, but no need to pretend.

[umanalia-deactivated20130723]

My asshole of a friend Aidan texted me out of nowhere and wanted me to visit him, so…yeah. Uh, he misses you guys and stuff. But I’m back for a while now. Miss me bitches?

[angelhasagun]

Do you even go here?

[byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Well...

[byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Hm, I doubt it. I like to think of it as another adventure, really. More to explore.

[angelhasagun]

Nothing to explore around here, cupcake. Especially if you're stuck in this stupid chair.

[byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Well...

[byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Well, to each their own. I, however, think it’s got a bit of charm to it.

[angelhasagun]

Just wait. You'll be taking that back in no time.

[angelhasagun]

The school year's almost over.

[bellegreenfields]

They don’t actually expect this stuff back do they? I thought it was kind of optional…like, this ones from Christmas.

[angelhasagun]

You know what, Vi? You're absolutely right. Screw this. I'll survive without knowing the functions of my body.