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Better Off As Lovers
I feel like this may have been done lots in the phandom and I apologise if it’s not as good, but here you go anon
3140 words of top!Dan, bottom!phil, masturbation, riding, fluffy smut, fwb to lovers, meta
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a different kind of birthday present
Summary: “Just sit back and relax, birthday boy, I got you,”
(birthday sex, lots and lots of birthday sex)
Words: 3263
tags: smut, fluff, blow jobs, anal sex, riding, bottom phil
read on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14914412
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this is. So Good. lizzy you never fail to impress me wow
new city, old times
genre: fluffy smut
tags: 2010/2011 phan, skype sex, masturbation, fingering, dirty talk
words: only 807
a/n: sorry bout the awful title, i’ve never had to name a fic before lololol. inspired by @analester ‘s new fic Through a Screen (i would tag it but idk how). anyway enjoy!
“It’s a bit late, don’t you think?” Dan laughed as Phil’s face filled his screen, the bright glow from his laptop the only light in the room.
“You answered straight away, though,” Phil answered, smiling in return, a relaxed smile with his tongue poking out and Dan was in deep. He wasn’t complaining though.
“Whatever,” Dan smiled. “What’s up?”
Phil tilted his head. “Couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
Dan smiled grew wider, shaking his head. “I can literally see you whenever. We live in the same city now, remember?”
“Still,” Phil said.
“Still what?” Dan replied, teasingly.
In truth, Dan knew what Phil wanted. He’d recently admitted to Dan he kind of missed the Skype sex that they used to have, the feeling that they had to keep quiet, that they just had to talk each other through it. Dan hadn’t quite understood it at first - he loved feeling Phil close more than anything - but upon further thought, he kind of got it. It reminded him of those first shy times, blushing like crazy, imaging Phil’s hand on his dick instead of his own and trying not to moan too loud. It was exciting. He saw the appeal.
“Dan?” Phil said, and Dan snapped back into reality. “Yeah, baby?” Dan replied, his voice already a bit lower, a bit darker than usual.
Phil bit his lip.
“It’s weird, we only ever did handjobs on Skype,” Phil murmured after a pause, his voice matching Dan’s tone. “Never anything else.”
Dan smirked. “What are you suggesting?” he teased.
“I want - I want you to watch me. Finger myself, I mean,” Phil said, cheeks red but eyes staring at Dan. “Is that’s okay?”
Dan laughed. “Obviously. Fuck, yeah. Okay.” He sat up a little more, and put the laptop in front of him, so his body was in frame. “Can I like, get off? While I watch?”
“Yes. God,” Phil breathed. Then he giggled. “This remind me so much of last year.”
Dan couldn’t help giggling too. “Yeah.”
He watched as Phil moved back onto his knees and slowly took off his boxers, leaving on his t-shirt as his cock sprung up against his stomach. Dan felt the heat build start to build in his crotch as he started to palm himself through his own boxers.
Phil rummaged in his drawer off screen for a second before returning with lube in his hand, and squirting a little onto his fingers. He groaned as he reached back to circle his rim.
“Dan,” he said lowly. “Want to see you. Please.”
Dan nodded as he took off his boxers, hand going straight to his hard cock and starting to stroke himself slowly.
Phil whined softly as his slipped the first finger into himself, shifting slightly as he started to pump in and out of himself. He quickly added another, grinding down in an attempt to find his spot. His left hand gripped his cock, not moving yet, too busy concentrating on the hot full feeling of his fingers inside him.
Dan was breathing heavily, hand twisting on his dick, staring intently at the image on the screen that was making him so hard. He looked so good. Phil always looked so good like this.
“Fuck, baby, you’re so beautiful,” he sighed, hand moving a little faster as Phil gasped out that familiar moan, meaning that he’d hit his spot. “Talk to me. How’d you f-feel?”
“So good,” Phil whimpered, out of it for a second as he pushed his third finger into his hole. Then his eyes snapped back up to Dan, and he smirked. “Not as good as your fingers, though. Not - fuck - not as good as your cock.”
Dan groaned, his hand speeding up. “Keep talking. Shit.”
Phil whimpered again, properly riding his fingers now, his hand moving on his dick. “I - I wish you were here. Fucking me like only you can. I want you so bad, Dan. Fuck, I want your cock so bad. Please, Dan - I need to cum - fuck -“
“Cum for me, baby,” Dan murmured. “Gonna make me cum.”
Phil whined as he came, biting down on his hand with his fingers deep inside him. It was that picture that pushed Dan over the edge, straining to keep his moans quiet. He watched as Phil slowed down and eventually pulled out his fingers, looking blissfully content as he slumped back down onto his bed.
“Jesus, Phil,” Dan laughed, his voice drained. “You kinky shit.”
Phil laughed tiredly, looking at Dan fondly. “Yeah. Well, I need to clean up. I’m all gross.”
“Me too,” Dan chuckled. “Okay. I’ll see you tomorrow?”
“Yeah,” Phil smirked. “Definitely.”
Dan barked out in laughter again. “God, you’re insatiable! Okay, tomorrow then.” He sighed. “I love you.”
Phil grinned. “I love you too.”
It’s of Some Comfort
Genre: the fluffiest frickin smut, hurt/comfort-y smut
Tags: bottom!phil, top!dan, 2012!phan, praise, hurt/comfort
Word Count: 4.5k
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Phil needed it. He needed it so bad. It had been all angry fucking and desperate fucking and getting-it-out-of-their-systems fucking, and Phil needed it. He’d been thinking about it for so long, and he wanted it as soon as possible. Wanted to feel good. Wanted to feel better.
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dude can i get like uhhhhhhhh virgin!twink!2009!phil trying to deep throat dan for the first time k thx bud
Word Count: 1249
Warnings: blowjobs, a lil bit of dirty talk, praise, maybe cumplay?? kinda?? not much else its v fluffy
A/n: phil taking dans dick for the first time is a blessing ty anon
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god i just really,,, really want some fuckin,,,, rrreall good loving vanilla bottom!phil sex I need it real bad
me mcfuckin too anon heres some soft concepts for u
-phil with his arms around dan as he fucks him slow and gentle, fingers clutching at dan’s curls and nails scraping down the nape of his neck when it gets too much for him to bear.
-dan kissing all over phil’s hips and inner thighs before he eats him out, murmuring praises against the soft skin, “my good boy, always so sweet for me, so pretty.”
-dan getting phil off just by fingering him open, stretching his baby slow and gentle until he’s whining and rolling his hips in time with dan’s thrusts. too shy to beg but still needy for more.
-phil riding dan, hands braced on his chest and cheeks flushed bright red, only burning hotter every time dan tells him he’s doing so well, “taking it so good, aren’t you, angel?”
– mod sasha
the world is lacking phil being dans cock warmer tbh
big mood its so under appreciated !!!
-phil on his knees between dan’s thighs, sitting under the desk while dan edits videos. he’d keep dan’s cock in his mouth, sitting completely still until dan ordered him to move, one hand slipping under the desk to grip his hair and guide his head back and forth.
-phil bobbing his head slow and easy, letting himself get lost in the gentle motion as he slid further into subspace. dan would speed him up only when he could tell phil was ready for more, tightening his grasp in phil’s hair and muttering a quick “faster, angel,”
-phil letting dan fuck his face, moving his head in time with dans’ thrusts until his neck was straining and his throat was sore. dan would praise him, he’s too much of a softie to not praise his boyfriend when he’s doing such a good job.
-”my sweet boy, taking it so well,” and, “look so pretty with my cock down your throat,” and phil’s personal favorite, “my good boy, letting me do whatever i want to you, such a good boy.”
-phil’s hand would quickly wrap around his own cock, jerking himself off as dan’s hips started to stutter sporadically, letting phil know he was close to release. when dan came down his throat phil would cum as well, whining as the salty, bitter taste spread over his tongue. he’d always liked swallowing better than dan.
-his own cock would throb weakly with his release, spurting cum all over his thighs and the previously clean floor. he’d pull off of dan finally, resting his head in his lap and sighing as dan ran his fingers through his hair, cooing about what a good sub he was, how nice he made him feel.
-they’d rest like that for a while, dan slowly dragging phil out of subspace, and eventually pulling him up into his lap for some proper cuddles and aftercare.
– mod sasha
Prompt! Do some jealous dan! With bottom phil please
nonny i’ll have you know that my boss called my name from across the room while i was typing the word ‘cock’ and i dissociated into the next dimension.
i accidentally wrote like 800 words and somehow made it soft,,,oops
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do you guys read my actual fics by the way
we love a talented king
make me dream of you
rating: E
words: 1500
summary: He nudges at Phil’s mind, creating the link that allows them to share thoughts and feelings with each other. Dan senses him opening up and gasps, the feeling just as erotic as when he slides himself inside Phil’s willing body. They drift together now in this shared dream, breathless with excitement.
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Prompt: pastel!dom!dan :)
aka the best concept
-dan dressing up in pretty skirts and lacy thigh highs just to make it easier to tease phil, get him riled up and desperate (especially in public) without ever giving him what he wants.
-phil trying to take charge, get back at dan for the teasing, but the second he tries to pin him against the wall, all dan has to do is whisper “come on darling, don’t you want to be a good boy for me?” and he’s on his knees, whining for dan’s cock.
-dan face-fucking phil with the skirt still on, pulling down his panties and pushing up the soft fabric to slip his cock past phil’s lips. phil doing as he says without hesitation, taking him down to the base, and staying there when dan’s fingers twist in his hair and hold him still.
-dan murmuring sweet, humiliating praises under his breath as he fucked phil’s throat, “my good little slut, taking it so well. you were made for my cock, weren’t you baby?” phil whimpering in agreement, interrupted by his own gag when dan thrusted a bit too deep.
-dan cumming down phil’s throat, whispering how pretty he looks, flushed cheeks and teary eyes, lips red and aching, but still holding still and being good for his Sir.
-phil pulling off his cock when he’s done, wiping his eyes and gasping for air. dan smirking, ruffling his soft, sweat-damp hair, and pressing him up against the wall, “your turn, sweetheart.”
– mod sasha
anon is talking about this btw (yes this ask is old i’m sorry)
— phil is dan’s perfect little princess and his messy dirty cumdump and he loves both titles equally
— he’ll usually start the scene himself, with anything from you’re making me so wet in shallow breaths and a sly tone to flat begging, sir please sir i need your cock need my pussy filled up
— dan fucking loves what a bitch phil is like this, practically a real-life whiny hentai girl
— i might be the luckiest guy in the world to have you, princess, men fucking dream about having a vapid little whore like you
— phil blushes a lot, bright pink and all down his chest and very adorable, but that’s often the only humility he retains
— like, he’ll blush when dan takes his cock in his thumb and two fingers and talks about his ‘poor little bitty swollen clit’, but he’ll tell him all sweetly love when you play with my clit, sir, but please can you fuck me now? i promise i’ll be a good girl
— sometimes dan will have phil in a cockring, or if they’re feeling especially kinky, a cage, because good girls only need their pussies full to cum
— phil’s found that a really easy way to turn dan on like this is to whine and agree to any mean thing he says, yes, sir, i’m your toy, no, sir, i don’t deserve it, yes, sir, i’m obsessed with cock, cock is all sluts want, after all
— and yes, dan can make phil cum in a cock cage. and it is the best and worst thing ever, because no my how hard he cums, he’s still so turned on and so frustrated and wants more more more please more
— milking phil can be actual hours of entertainment for dan, whether he’s rubbing at his prostate with his fingers or his cock, making his princess orgasm over and over without ever spilling a drop is the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen
honestly this is so real why does phil lester literally want to be mpreg irl. they must be fucking every night is2g…..
— they’ve probably been using condoms because of the tour, so they don’t stain the hotel sheets, so phil having to ask dan all shyly not to wear one, please, i miss feeling your cum in me
— but also, phil being shameless once he’s getting fucked, use me, fuck me harder, gotta knock me up, make me belong to you
— dan fucking growling, actually growling, shit like shut up, you stupid bimbo, no one gets to hear you but me and gonna fucking breed you, fill you up with my babies
— feminization? yeah. dan gets really into that, and phil loves it, loves teasing him with it, sir, i need you, need your cock stretching my little pussy, have to milk your cum
— dan especially likes the possessive aspect of the whole thing, gonna make you my bitch, fuck your little cunt raw and get you pregnant
— but it’s sweet, too, sometimes they’ll hold hands and dan rubs phil’s tummy and tells him how pretty he’ll look all full
— and there’s lots of kissing, from making out to down phil’s neck and chest, and dan plays with phil’s nipples and makes him squeal and tells him how cute it is that his tits are so fucking sensitive
— hickies. lots of them. little ones over phil’s tummy and thighs, and one big, dark one low on phil’s neck - a mating bite
— phil clenching around dan’s cock when he feels him cum, shuddering with how hard he’s holding back, and trying to keep it all inside when dan pulls out
— dan scooping what does dribble out back into phil’s hole with his fingers
— dan kissing phil all sweetly while he surprises him with a plug, so it all stays in, sweetie, and phil fucking cums from that, from just the idea of being forced to go around, even go onstage full of his boyfriend’s cum
Hey, can you write a fic based on Dan's ig story last night when he was filming the new video and laughed but then moaned?
ayyy i finally got this done, just a soft little drabble of some solo dan smut
word count: 760
warnings: overly-sentimental build up to jerking off, a lack of any proofreading
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title: stuck in last night
rated: e
summary: phil can’t get his mind off last night
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Phil cant get last night off his mind. He’s trying. He’s trying to get done what he needs to, trying to rise to the occasion of his responsibilities. But he’s not really here. He’s stuck in last night.
He can still feel the wall against his bare back, can still feel the jut of Dan’s hip bones into the softness of his thighs, can still feel Dan’s warm mouth on his neck, licking and kissing, but without the kind of force that would leave behind marks.
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henlo everybody im working on the sleepover fic currently, in the meantime while it’s still in the works heres a link to the gotdam 11 page long sub!phil hc list i have on google docs bc its too long to actually post but i wanna give yall some content – mod sasha
