Silly and somewhat embarrassing intimacy prompts!
Some of these are just sentence prompts, and some of these are action based prompts in which it is Sender to receiver. You can reverse if needed!
"Take this, it's too dangerous to go alone."
"I'm close, I'm-- (hiccups)....Oh I...I'm so sorry..."
"Oh damn it all, I have to pee!"
"....Fuck. I thought I charged this."
"...It finished and so did I..." (implied that there is a vibe in play.)
"So what do you think will happen first... [Roommate/Housemate] knocking or us finishing?"
"...Not to alarm you, but... That was the sound of my hip popping."
"...So how exactly do we figure out the geometry on this?"
"Damn, I didn't even do anything yet."
"I can't believe I just got blueballed by the vibe dying..."
"I think I deserve to cum after that."
"I should hope you've finally relaxed after that."
"...What do you mean it was a half -- Oh, damn it all, bend over."
"I never said I was against doing it in the car, but I didn't think my first time would be in one."
"If I turn around and I see you ass up on the floor, we're changing plans, you klutz."
"Oh. So you did leave a mark. Hot. Do it again."
"Oh, honey no, that's not how you use that."
"If your vibe starts sounding like a helicopter, yeet that shit."
"I see the pussy's really talkative today."
"...That's really not passing the vibe test."
"Is it supposed to bend like that?"
"Wait, wait! My arm just fell asleep!"
"Oh... That's deeper than I thought it'd be-"
"...I am not explaining what a pillow princess is right now."