OH I KNOW YOU GOT IT

🚀🌈📺

[angryprostitute]

I wanna suck Hamlets peen Bc he’s a genius.

[angryprostitute]

here comes Mr. Kerm!

Biznatch SNATCHED

[angryprostitute]

What’s the absolute haps everybody

[angryprostitute]

here comes Mr. Kerm!

Biznatch SNATCHED

[angryprostitute]

quarter zip, crew, or hoodie?

[tardis-plural-is-tardi]

This is nothing like the textpost screenshots on Instagram

[angryprostitute]

Hey guys

What color is your knee? Purple bruise-y? Athletic and tired red? Very ill blue? Pasty pasty pale?

Im grassy “skid my knee on the ground” green

[angryprostitute]

If any fans meet me in person

My passcode is 1985

[angryprostitute]

Boy oh boy

Oh boy oh boy

[angryprostitute]

Angry prostitute? More like

Hungry NOTSITITUE

[angryprostitute]

HEY

I named a group chat on Snapchat “late late show with jimmy dean” and I got nothing. NOTHING. The BEST thing I’ve ever named anything. My children won’t aspire to anything. Jimmy Dean

[angryprostitute]

hey guys

Haven’t been alive in a while, so, time to be alive again y’all

[angryprostitute]

Whoops

[angryprostitute]

Dilemma

DJ is the HOTTET guy in all of total drama island

[angryprostitute]

When the girl from Inside Out gets older, do you think we’ll meet a new “horny” character?

[justicepoly]

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

Me walking into my 4 hour shift 3 hours late

[angryprostitute]

Confession:

I still have temple run, draw something, Jetpack joyride, and trivia crack on my phone