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WHO DID THIS
Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder, Blazing Saddles (1974)
That has to be the most genuine smile in cinema history
thats because the morons line was an ad-lib so the smile really is genuine cause hes crackingÂ
u have to sit on some soft grass or, a mattress in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a soft place to rest. sheâs always on that pavement.. cement.. floorboards.. itâs not good for her
I want everyone 2 know I was on lethal amounts of Benadryl when I made this post.
okay but you were right
I always wondered about this room. Where is it?
Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.
behind the garage
And thatâs the end of that mystery
why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents
Homer is a nuclear engineer
This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineerâŚ
On July 1942, 2, most of the children of Lidice, a small village in what was then Czechoslovakia, were handed over to the gestapo office of the gestapo.
These 82 children were then transported to the of extermination camp 70 kilometers away. Once they arrived, they were gassed to death. This remarkable sculpture by Marie UchytilovĂĄ commemorates this massacre.
A group of Bronze Sculptures, paying tribute to the children who died. Its construction was decided in 1969 by the woman sculptor, Marie Uchytilova. As a symbol of an imaginary tomb of the 13 million most innocent victims of the war - children, she chose as model, 82 children of lidice asphyxiated in the gas rooms of chelmno.
She took 20 years to make this beautiful sculpture because she used the vintage documents to reproduce the faces of the missing children and to represent them according to their exact size.
âYears ago a friend of mine had a dream about a strange invention; a staircase you could descend deep underground, in which you heard recordings of all the things anyone had ever said about you, both good and bad. The catch was, you had to pass through all the worst things people had said before you could get to the highest compliments at the very bottom. There is no way I would ever make it more than two and a half steps down such a staircase, but I understand its terrible logic: if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.â
â I Know What You Think of Me, Tim Kreider for the New York Times
after YEARS of seeing this quote online and finding it to be the most deeply and resoundingly profound writing i finally found the source article and absolutely nothing could prepare me for this opening paragraph
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Fixed it.
Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?
americans are wild.
theres a convo on reddit going on rn abt how europeans see americans working conditions and a bunch of americans are like "its really not bad unless you work an entry level job, i have a medium wage job i got with my degree and i get about 15 days of paid vacation a year and i even get some sick days and can accrue more, the people complaining are low wage workers who should get something better"
like. you realize that for a fulltime job 20 paid vacation days are mandatory here right? and that even entry level job offer more paid vacation days? and that any ot you work gets paid more AND counts as more vacation time right? like if your work week is 38 hours and you work 40 hours a week you get paid overtime AND an extra paid 12 vacation days a year right? and that sick days are mandatory to be paid by your employer right? that theres no limit on sick days, right?
you realize that what youre listing as good benefits is literally the bare minimum here right?
Nope, we're fully aware it sucks. We are doing the best w/ what we have. Don't assume malice or ignorance, we clearly know there are things wrong, but the average citizen has no power to change these things. I wish we did believe me
Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: âwhat do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, orâŚ?â And i admitted there in front of god and the world âoh I feed it to my peacocks.â And she just looked so taken aback that I said âIâm sorry thatâs not the answer you were hoping forâ
And thatâs how I learned other people donât really know what to do with kale either. Weâre all pretty sure itâs edible, though.
People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food
Iâm sorry Iâm hung up on the part where op owns peacocks
Purple ones:
And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:
Her name is Artemis and sheâs allergic to food.
This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:
Heâs Artemisâ boyfriend.
They both love kale. I suppose someoneâs got to.
OP Tell them I love them!
Are they good guard birds?
That depends on your definition of âguard.â
They wonât defend other birds from predators like raccoons or weasels or coyotes or anything. Theyâre just as likely to get eaten in those cases.
However, they will harass snakes and other small, novel animals like mice, rabbits, wild birds, etc if they can get away with it. They will also yell at anything they disapprove of including but not limited to:
Your car
Neighbors
that one leaf that moved in the wind
the wind
deer in the woods
a hawk overhead
an airplane that might be a hawk overhead
each other
a noise they heard
a noise they thought they heard
sparrows
seriously, fuck sparrows specifically, they are DISALLOWED, completely intolerable, must chase off, shake train, and/or yell about it
that one kiwi fruit that was up to no good
the feather that fell off their own body and scared them
thunder (how dare the sky yell at them)
the sun arriving
the sun departing
sometimes predators I guess
if it werenât for the kale thing, iâd deeply identify with these peacocks.Â
âAncient Egyptians had fifty words for sand & the Eskimos had a hundred words for snow. I wish I had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep & there are no words for that.â
â Brian Andreas, Story People: Selected Stories & Drawings of Brian Andreas (via suspend)
John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something
Well done OP, youâve managed to capture the moment Johnâs spirit left his body
Jerryâs lucky that John is too polite to throw hands
Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and itâs WORSE
Heâs. So uncomfortable. Itâs obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, âThat is true, isnât itâ about how all men think theyâre funny, but his face is just screwed up in this âoh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardnessâ
Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some âtake my wifeâ bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.
proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera
Whatâs so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.
Look at that dialogue. âShe thinks she knows.â Heâs trying to get Mulaney to see his wifeâs expertise as instead a weird misperception. Heâs coaching him to undercut his wifeâs confidence in the truth and her own abilities.
And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: âShe does know.â He asserts not only that sheâs perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something heâs not good at.
Dudes, donât take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isnât by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend womenâs objectivity. Promote womenâs expertise.
Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?
I reblog this every time because I donât think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home⌠sheâs literally an interior designer. She doesnât think sheâs good at it, she knows sheâs good at it because itâs her fucking job
Pulp Fiction (1994) dir. Quentin Tarantino
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