Theron Shan's Instagram Account

super awesome spy & reasonably cheery guy. 97% accurate retelling of the epic swtor saga (sideblog for greyias)

[angryselfieman]

original

[bpdamn]

what do you mean “impulsive behavior” i’m just a little spontaneous

[angryselfieman]

[nokiabae]

I’ll learn impulse control when I’m dead

[angryselfieman]

[murdockquills]

sir that is my emotional support snarky tragic male character with parental issues

[angryselfieman]

[greyias]

windwyrm replied to your photo: Theron is less than enthused when he discovers…

Isn’t it the same face, too? Is there something we should know, Theron? ( or as close a face as you can get without his -actual-, unique face, anyway)

I think he’s asking the same question… to Satele.

[angryselfieman]

mom do u have something to tell me?

does it have anything to do with other guy from havoc squad???? 

does dad know????

[cole-saberhagen]

Theron Shan: Some of you have never been reasonably cheery and it shows

[angryselfieman]

[cole-saberhagen]

Oh dear, Theron made the naughty list

[angryselfieman]

look in my defense all of this caught fire was already on fire when i got here. i really dont know how this keeps happening

truly a mystery

[angryselfieman]

I bet if you and future!Theron stopped fighting long enough to talk you’d be great friends!

scuze u nonnymoose but that future poser is a picnic stealing, grand theft autoing, identity thieving jerkwad & i won’t hear anyone say another word otherwise! im pretty sure he framed me for blowing up a train 2

…except for that one time he gave me a hug when we got caught in a rancor pit. it’s a super long story & u wouldnt understand anyway. its a spy thing. BUT OTHER THAN THAT he’s an asshat. just trust me on this.

damn it i really need to scrub my holonet history better where do ppl keep finding these pictures???

[sa2ha]

[angryselfieman]

[equalistmako]

it’s not Character Development™ until there’s a drastic change in hairstyle

[angryselfieman]

[thegingerjedi]

Ask and ye shall receive

Screenshot courtesy of @greyias

[angryselfieman]

i...

yeah ok true

[bmalsuj]

Theron… buddy… stealth??

[angryselfieman]

stealth? no way man! stealth is for losers — real spies hide in plain sight

[marzipancroissant]

[Image Description: Tag reading “Theron Shan is a dramatic bisexual”]

[sassheliosazuras]

@angryselfieman they left out glorious but then again also disaster so i think it evens out. Just curious after joining a cult and blowing up a train how are you going to top that drama?

[angryselfieman]

@sassheliosazuras u want moar drama??? btwn all that and stabby mcstabberson, u still want more? i lost like half a spleen and my holonet privileges again :(

from here on out im swearing off drama and going to just be a good little spy who behaves himself and minds his own bsns. now if you’ll excuse me, i need to go set up an elaborate sting operation to find who keeps stealing all the pumpkin spice caf creamer from the community fridge. this injustice will not stand!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

"Glorious Bisexual Human Garbage Fire"?

…. i should put that on my other blog as a theme

[blairextraordinaire]

@angryselfieman

[angryselfieman]

im offended!

im a glorious bisexual human garbage fire disaster tyvm

...wait

[pawsimses]

@angryselfieman

Poor abandoned Jacket has a loving new owner.

(Who wore it better, who wore it betterrrrr~)

[angryselfieman]

yeahhh lana u & me r gonna hafta have a long talk about boundaries when i get back. specifically, the boundary of my closet that i left specific instructions for no one to enter

[venneccablindart]

cute joke sketch.Who remembers Ghost ? More SWTOR fanart.

And here is some mood music for it.

[sassheliosazuras]

Hey @angryselfieman found your mom out in the woods. She found something new to do in retirement. Also side note I bleached that lightsaber she gave me.

P.S. Great art piece!

[angryselfieman]

its dark tiemz liek these that make me regret blowing up my therapist with the omnicannon

[angryselfieman]

From Theron Shan’s Instagram Account: do u guys ever just stop & stare at the marvel that is ur hands? like i mean wut are fingers rly anyway? just these four–WAIT WFIVE–magic digits @ the end of ur hand that does whatever ur brain tells it & when u think about it thats just really cool becuz who needs the force when–

u know im starting to suspect that tora’s special spice brownies may contain the wrong kind of spice

still better than girl’s space!fruitcake