ALL HAIL QUEEN SHIT OF LIESVILLE

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how you know I’m drunk is I get real polysyllabic. I polished off a bottle of the Trader Joe’s rosé with the flamingo on it and I just busted out “postprandial” and “perfidious” O THE CLEVERNESS OF ME

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My Black Friday orders from Sephora and Ulta both came in today and it feels like christmas. The Naked palettes look SO SATISFYING together.

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given Mac’s history with cardboard boxes, I really should have seen this coming

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@scarygodmother 🤣 girl I love how you stan my cats

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given Mac’s history with cardboard boxes, I really should have seen this coming

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For B’s Hanukkah present I ordered diecut stickers of Basil’s face

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I got Mac ones too

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@ruinedandnotorious StickerMule has a deal right now where the package that’s usually $20 is only $1, DO IT THE WORLD NEEDS MCDUFF STICKERS

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For B’s Hanukkah present I ordered diecut stickers of Basil’s face

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SAM MIKULAK’S ARMS ARE STUPID

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A MOTHERFUCKING KIDNEY STONE? ARE YOU GODDAMN KIDDING ME

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MAG is so stupid and boring for not using floor music

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‪Men’s quals livestream is GARBAGE. I mean, I’m still gonna watch it obviously but the audio is staticky as hell, the camera keeps getting the back of a coach’s head instead of the athlete, and they only sometimes when they feel like it chyron who anybody is. And I’m watching on the legit NBCSN app!‬

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law & order noise/ catfight crime scene evidence, exhibits A (whiskers) and B (claw shreds). based on prior bad acts my theory is that Mac, the smaller cat, was the instigator; however, his brother Basil is still sleeping soundly on the contested chair. the investigation continues. /law & order noise

[gynandromorph]

there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot

[taliabobalia]

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Confirmed FOURTH round of strep since FEBRUARY. Garbage tonsils gotta GOOOOOO.

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Casey Koch Hopkins

Bradley helping Simone! 😂 #allaroundwinner #2018usgymnasticschampionship #simonebiles

YOU GUYS. THIS IS A VIDEO OF A CAT FLIPPING ALONG TO SIMONE BILES’ FLOOR ROUTINE. IT IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I LOVE.

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BACON BITS IS A SHARK

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