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[taliabobalia]

Disregard previous sent messages sorry for the trouble have a nice day

i don’t have any previous messages...?

[lizclimo]

✌🏼

[oulfis]

Today’s absurdist missive from Wikipedia: I was in fact there to learn something about the mathematical theorem, but was not prepared for the majesty of all of this.

[taliabobalia]

a hairy doughnut, on the other hand, is quite easily combable.

[taliabobalia]

wow can u believe this monster

[unknown-421]

[handsomejackass]

[taliabobalia]

what the fuck is this catdog shit

[weloveshortvideos]

[tumbylr]

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

[kaijubeast]

this is my new favorite video

[taliabobalia]

I don't wanna go to something I've been invited to cuz it feels like a chore but I wanna know about events going on cuz I'll feel out of the loop but I also don't wanna know about events I wasn't invited to cuz I'll feel left out and I don't wanna get invited to something last minute cuz I'll feel like an afterthought but I also wanna get invited to things last minute cuz the pressure will force me to make a decision on the spot so I don't have time to think over whether it's an invite of politeness but if I turn it down I'll spend the whole day alone deeply thinking about how it was an invite of politeness and how I'd otherwise be left out of the loop cuz I'm not cool enough to get a notice in advance but if I accept then I'll eventually feel awkward and retreat into myself and think about how I'm only there cuz it was an invite of politeness and I don't know how to remedy any of this so just invite me to everything in advance and I'll turn down 90% of the invites but my guilt will eventually push me to accept the other 10% and I'll be forced to realize and accept that I alone control my social life and how much others want me in their lives PHEW

[micdotcom]

Jay-Z reportedly might be working on a response album to Lemonade

With Lemonade, Beyoncé served up a lot of raw emotions about love, marriage and infidelity, from what many believe to be her own experience. Is it now Jay’s turn? Reportedly, husband Jay-Z is possibly working on an album that tells his side of the story. But take this news with a big grain of salt for now.

[taliabobalia]

no thanks, jay/men in general!!!!!!!!!!

[xanax23432432-blog]

[cabernetsauvigmom]

android18:

HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME

[nuggetly]

THIS IS GIVING ME NIGHTMARES

[quartersnacks]

[qversus]

Soulja Boy tell ‘em

[taliabobalia]

and the winner for furthest off-base is...

[thebest-memes]

[taliabobalia]

And now there is a raccoon in my house…

[taliabobalia]

[taliabobalia]

still bangable in my book

[taliabobalia]

it was the end of the sentence.

[taliabobalia]

all hail the glow cloud?

[taliabobalia]

same