Leviticus Headcanons pt.2
Naim is a huge movie guy his ass is on Letterboxd and he writes lengthy reviews for every movie he sees. Which is hilarious considering Ryan has slept through half of every movie he's watched since he was nine. Naim has had to learn to make peace with this.
Ryan is terrible at rolling his own cigs, but he always tries, and he always fails, and Naim always laughs, and Ryan storms away in a huff saying "Well then you just fuckin do it then"
Contrary to popular belief they actually both suck at making friends. Naim hates meeting new people, Ryan grew up in a small town where he's had the same friends since primary school, they're both way out of their wheelhouse in a new city. Plus, they're both jealous cunts. My boyfriend can't think about other men if we don't meet other men.
Neither of them have read a full book since year eight.
Ryan would never tell him this but Naim is a nightmare to sleep next to. He snores, he thrashes around, he sleep talks. Sometimes it is endearing enough to make up for the amount of times he wakes Ryan up. Sometimes.
Ryan started got into so many fights in primary school it is a miracle he didn't realize he was gay sooner. Something something intricate rituals. He's gotten his nose broken twice.
Naim gets his first paycheck and both boys immediately walk to Maccas and order nine burgers. It's the best meal either of them have ever had.
Ryan's workmates all think he's lying when he brings up his boyfriend because his name is Naim. They're like "Mate you don't have to prove you're gay or anything, we get it" and he's like "No, no guys I swear I have a boyfriend he's real and he's super fuckin hot let me find a picture"
Naim never gets his license but both him and Ryan can't drive for shit.
Ryan gets this crazy chest pain and he starts hyperventilating and he's so sure he's having a heart attack and Naim's like I think this is just a panic attack and Ryan goes nah that shit doesn't happen to me I must be dying. Nope. Panic attack. This happens every single time he gets one by the way.
They celebrate Ryan's 18th birthday at a teeny bar downtown. They spend far too much money getting far too drunk and they get kicked out at 1 AM because they were fucking in the bathroom and being really loud about it. Ryan still calls it the best birthday he's ever had.