what if this is the best version?

teacher, writer, & loudmouth broad. likes include: horror movies, kitsch and camp, vintage fashion, & miscellaneous gay shit™️. early 30s; please dni if you’re under 18!! talkwordytome on ao3.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[slut-jpeg]

snoopy image of the day

[dailyflicks]

the devil wears prada (2006) + outfits → andrea sachs

[andremichaux]

And next thing I knew, I was on a plane to Mexico. I didn’t even pack a bag. I bought a bundle of novelty shirts at a nearby gift shop. This one says, “What’s up, beaches?” instead of “bitches” for humor reasons. But you hate humor. Well, I’m a joke now, so it suits me.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013 - 2021) ⏤ 6.01, Honeymoon

[scribeherself]

still, there are strawberries staining your fingertips, cats asleep in impossible shapes, dog-eared books, thunderstorms heard from beneath warm blankets, handwritten letters, peaches in july, old songs through open windows, the smell of libraries, flowers growing through sidewalk cracks, someone remembering how you take your coffee, and the moon faithfully showing up every night as if she has never once considered giving up on us.

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

one must imagine sisyphus in margaritaville

[scoliosischelsea]

[halloween1996]

Camp Miasma VHS Sleeves - The CAMP MIASMA Collection

[lucydacusgirl]

I need Gillian Flynn to write another novel please Gillian I need evil depressing nihilistic heterofatalism to live

[methodical-coffee]

Remy Charlip & Jerry Joyner.

[hemipenal-system]

also yknow i do think that people would probably have more success dealing with transphobes if they just got obliquely blunt and unwoke about it

“look at her thats obviously a woman are you fucking stupid” works way better on the average transphobe and bystanders than “well shes transitioning so you should try not to be transphobic to her”

[hemipenal-system]

the average transphobe has kind of psyched themself into a paranoid reality that is mostly incomprehensible to the average person, and because of this the easiest way to socially defuse them is to make them look completely batshit insane. if you're surrounded by normal people, a well-placed "what the FUCK are you talking about?" mid-rant about chromosomes and hormones can shut them down infinitely better than trying to out-gender science them

[lttrsfrmlnrrgby]

"My Grandma taught me it was bad manners to talk about other people like that, and that it was good to mind my own business. Sorry to hear you weren't raised right," usually works for me.

[pmamtraveller]

Porcelain notebook teacups designed by Betsy Morningstar

[greelin]

i’m sincerely always saying this

[apjvff]

you know why blood is red? my favorite color. all my decision

[anneofgreengaybles]

i honestly don’t hate days like this bc it’s like when we have insanely cold days in the winter; I can just hang out inside and fuck around on sims all day

[sophsun1]

The X-Files – 3.04: Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.