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yourbrothershotfriend

REBLOG THE CHRISTMAS OTTER IN 10 SECONDS FOR BOUNTIFUL GIFTS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS

mellehbeans

I would have reblogged this without the hope of bountiful gifts and a merry christmas

mirrorada

@glyndarling

eludyaq

Yes this.

glyndarling

It’s Christmas otter again! I will always reblog him, any time of year.

dykespeare-deactivated20181228

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

ruinedchildhood

bimbocracy

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

bimbocracy

“women can’t drive”

It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.

“women never shut up”

Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.

“women are shallow”

Lol next

“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”

Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion

“women are too emotional”

Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.

I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.

please-unfollow-this-blog

“women can’t drive” (The Guardian) (CBS News) (Insurance Institute for Highway Safety)

“women talk to much” (PBS, resources included)

“women are shallow” (just read the book, Dataclysm. by okcupid founder (?) that includes data about sex, gender, race, in finding online romantic partners)

“ball and chain” (University of London)

for all you pissbabies crying about sources

gluten-free-pussy

Ya know I really had to give that whole d*ddy dom shit a side eye because I was on POF and this guy messaged me about being into it. He mentioned in the conversation (he meant for this to be a cute funny story, mind you) that while he was at Toys R us shopping for his young niece, he ended up getting an erection in one of the aisles because he heard a young girl telling her mother what toy she wanted. Apparently, he had “trained” his girlfriend to talk like a child and used to by toys for her so the whole atmosphere + kids aroused him. Like I guess constantly associated children/childish things with sex had a Pavlovian response? Honestly??? I think it’s time we discussed how more often than not, some of these “kinks” can and do spill over into real life and it’s dangerous

gluten-free-pussy

You know what’s real cute? I have disgusting men and their brainwashed girlfriends in my inbox claiming that I’m “kink shaming” that pervert for having a “natural reaction” and that what he and his gf do in private is their business. Sweetheart, the minute you start getting boners around children that becomes my business. I’m still not over how nonchalantly he mentioned this to me as if I’d find it hilarious

residentgoodgirl

i actually think it might be the opposite. training his adult girlfriend to talk and act like a child didn’t condition him to be attracted to children; i think all these dudes are already attracted to children, and that’s why they want their gfs to act like young girls, their “kink” is how they’re expressing their pedophilia

nubbsgalore

Happy #ObamaDay

(photos by pete souza, official white house photographer)

nubbsgalore

thank you.

nonchalantrebellion

Jesus 😭

uncleromeo

this is the presidential equivalent of scrolling through your ex’s facebook because you know you fucked up by letting them get away

superduper-ady

I’m actually crying right now holy shit I miss him so much😫

00jinx

😫😫😫

stayingwoke

America didn’t appreciate this man, this is why we now have the orange devil.

mori-sketchbook

#!!!!

tkyle

Peppa Pig is not here for your lying ass, Susie Sheep.

randomleighcool-deactivated2017

BITCH!!! 😂😂😂😂

its-a-different-world

THIS IS IN MY TOP 10 FAVORITE CARTOON SCENES BECAUSE SHE GOT SO FREAKIN MAD, LIKE, SHE STRAIGHT SPAZZED MY GIRL SNAPPED AND BARELY SAID A WORD. PISSED.