What I Do Can’t Be Taught

I Don’t Care About Reasons Roleplay Blog | 21+ Only

[anonlloydhansen]

If you wanna make an omelette, you’ve gotta kill some people…

About Lloyd: I mean, you all know who I am, that’s why you’re here. Unrepentant asshole, hired gun, sociopath; you know and you love me anyway. Don’t expect handholding or lots of tender affection and emotional connection. I’m not a nice man and I fuck like it.

About the Mod: 30 something, a very nice person but I love playing an asshole.

Rules:

This blog is 21+ only. Blank blogs, no ages, all minors will be blocked.

SFW and NSFW welcome.

Other nonnies welcome.

LGBTQIA+ more than welcome.

Lloyd is an asshole but will not tolerate and racism, sexism, homophobia, kink shaming, or hate of any kind.

If you have a specific storyline you want to do with Lloyd, please reach out via DM. I reserve the right to say no to any storylines that don’t spark my muse.

I cannot guarantee my availability on this blog, so if I don’t get to an ask or a message, I’m not ignoring you, just please remember that I do have a real life outside of this that may be taking up my time.

Tags:

#lloyd parle - chats with my friends and pretty things

#lloyd rèpond - answered asks

#c’est moi - my beautiful self

#aesthetique - vibes and visuals

#parler sale - nsfw chats

#les sale pensees - dirty thoughts

#lubricité - lustful images

[wgm-beautiful-world]

[allthingseurope]

Montresor, France (by pascal lacour)

[unearthlydust]

SEBASTIAN STAN For Out Magazine, 2009

[anonlloydhansen]

@the-tj-hammond naughty boy

[bangbangkisskis5]

[specialcar]

Ferrari

[just-somedude-deactivated202502]

Me? Possessive? No not at all. She's just mine and the thought of anyone else touching her makes me want to do heinous things that would get me arrested, no big deal

[just-somedude-deactivated202502]

Teasing her by sliding my cock up and down her pussy until she's begging so hard that she's crying

[anonlloydhansen]

*knock knock knock*

Monsieur? I hope I'm not interrupting. I'm not sure if they told you, but I was hired as your new assistant. *She says with a smile and offers her hand* Nélia Laurent, at your service.

@chiennebarbie

*Lloyd takes her hand and looks her up and down, appreciating the curves of her body before leaning back in his chair so he can go over the plans he was reviewing.*

Mademoiselle, it’s an absolute pleasure to meet you. I hope you don’t mind odd hours and some unconventional tasks.

[chiennebarbie]

*As he shamelessly looks her over, Lia chuckles and gives his hand a squeeze before pulling back.* I don't mind, I can handle whatever you throw at me.

*She sits on the other side of his desk and crosses her legs with a grin* I was told in the interview that I would be expected to do certain tasks. They say you're quite ruthless. *From what she can see of him, he honestly just looks like some regular guy. He's handsome for sure- even with the mustache, it's kind of doing it for her though.*

[anonlloydhansen]

*Lloyd cocks an official eyebrow at her when she crosses her legs, tilting his head to the side before sinking back into his seat*

Ruthless is certainly one of the many words that can be used to describe me. *He continues looking at the blueprints on his computer screen as he talks to her, pulling out the knife on his belt and sharpening it mindlessly.* I heard you had some pyrotechnics skills I can take advantage of?

[chiennebarbie]

Yes, Monsieur. I've worked with pyrotechnics and other bombs and such for many years. I've built bombs and handled explosive bolts more times than I can count. *She explained, leaning back in her chair as she watched him.* I think I will make a great asset for you. I also have done rock blasting.

@anonlloydhansen

[anonlloydhansen]

Hmm, excellent, been looking for someone like you. *He stared back at her, dragging his tongue over his bottom lip while he considered everything. Beautiful and dangerous, she was definitely his type.* Tell me how you would get me into this compound. *Lloyd pushes a set of blueprints across the desk for her to peruse, showing what looks like a military installation with a heavily guarded bunker.*

[daddy-ari-levinson-deactivated2]

Hey there Levinson. Long time no see.

Hey Hansen, haven't seen you in a while.

[anonlloydhansen]

Yeah well, work can be a bitch and a half.

[daddy-ari-levinson-deactivated2]

I understand you man. I understand you. You know what you need? A good drink Hansen. I'm not one to share but I can make an exception.

[anonlloydhansen]

I couldn’t agree more. *Taking a seat and doing my best to relax.* What are we drinking? And should or shouldn’t i break out some cigars? I just happen to have some with me.

[daddy-ari-levinson-deactivated2]

Well, I got a cabinet full of whatever you like. I will have a whiskey on the rocks, want one?

Oh cigars man, now I'm starting to like you Hansen. Take them out man.

*I open the cabinet and search for the whiskey*

[anonlloydhansen]

I will always have whiskey in pretty much every form, so yes to that.

Only just starting to like me? I feel like I should be offended.

*I grin and pull out two cigars, snipping off the tips and lighting my own as I lean back in my seat and take a deep pull.*

Oh shit, that’s it.

[daddy-ari-levinson-deactivated2]

*I pour you some whiskey and hand it to you as I sit in the other couch, drinking my glass and lighting up the cigarette*

This is real good huh.

*I let out a laugh*

[anonlloydhansen]

*I nod and take another pull from my cigar, blowing out the smoke slowly before taking a sip of the whiskey you put in front of me and sighing in appreciation.*

Fuck, that’s good shit.

*I laugh as well, taking a longer sip and letting the alcohol burn my throat.*

Who would’ve known you have such an appreciation for the finer things in life, Levinson?

[anonlloydhansen]

*knock knock knock*

Monsieur? I hope I'm not interrupting. I'm not sure if they told you, but I was hired as your new assistant. *She says with a smile and offers her hand* Nélia Laurent, at your service.

@chiennebarbie

*Lloyd takes her hand and looks her up and down, appreciating the curves of her body before leaning back in his chair so he can go over the plans he was reviewing.*

Mademoiselle, it’s an absolute pleasure to meet you. I hope you don’t mind odd hours and some unconventional tasks.

[chiennebarbie]

*As he shamelessly looks her over, Lia chuckles and gives his hand a squeeze before pulling back.* I don't mind, I can handle whatever you throw at me.

*She sits on the other side of his desk and crosses her legs with a grin* I was told in the interview that I would be expected to do certain tasks. They say you're quite ruthless. *From what she can see of him, he honestly just looks like some regular guy. He's handsome for sure- even with the mustache, it's kind of doing it for her though.*

[anonlloydhansen]

*Lloyd cocks an official eyebrow at her when she crosses her legs, tilting his head to the side before sinking back into his seat*

Ruthless is certainly one of the many words that can be used to describe me. *He continues looking at the blueprints on his computer screen as he talks to her, pulling out the knife on his belt and sharpening it mindlessly.* I heard you had some pyrotechnics skills I can take advantage of?

[anonlloydhansen]

*knock knock knock*

Monsieur? I hope I'm not interrupting. I'm not sure if they told you, but I was hired as your new assistant. *She says with a smile and offers her hand* Nélia Laurent, at your service.

@chiennebarbie

*Lloyd takes her hand and looks her up and down, appreciating the curves of her body before leaning back in his chair so he can go over the plans he was reviewing.*

Mademoiselle, it’s an absolute pleasure to meet you. I hope you don’t mind odd hours and some unconventional tasks.

[daddy-ari-levinson-deactivated2]

Hey there Levinson. Long time no see.

Hey Hansen, haven't seen you in a while.

[anonlloydhansen]

Yeah well, work can be a bitch and a half.

[daddy-ari-levinson-deactivated2]

I understand you man. I understand you. You know what you need? A good drink Hansen. I'm not one to share but I can make an exception.

[anonlloydhansen]

I couldn’t agree more. *Taking a seat and doing my best to relax.* What are we drinking? And should or shouldn’t i break out some cigars? I just happen to have some with me.

[daddy-ari-levinson-deactivated2]

Well, I got a cabinet full of whatever you like. I will have a whiskey on the rocks, want one?

Oh cigars man, now I'm starting to like you Hansen. Take them out man.

*I open the cabinet and search for the whiskey*

[anonlloydhansen]

I will always have whiskey in pretty much every form, so yes to that.

Only just starting to like me? I feel like I should be offended.

*I grin and pull out two cigars, snipping off the tips and lighting my own as I lean back in my seat and take a deep pull.*

Oh shit, that’s it.

[c-est-comme-ca]

CHRIS EVANS as Lloyd Hansen in The Gray Man (2022)

[daddy-ari-levinson-deactivated2]

Hey there Levinson. Long time no see.

Hey Hansen, haven't seen you in a while.

[anonlloydhansen]

Yeah well, work can be a bitch and a half.

[daddy-ari-levinson-deactivated2]

I understand you man. I understand you. You know what you need? A good drink Hansen. I'm not one to share but I can make an exception.

[anonlloydhansen]

I couldn’t agree more. *Taking a seat and doing my best to relax.* What are we drinking? And should or shouldn’t i break out some cigars? I just happen to have some with me.

[anonlloydhansen]

Keep telling yourself that strong boy *pats your leg as i help you lay down on the couch. I grab the alcohol bottle and set it next to you in arms lenght. I bend down set my tools next to you. I grab a knife and start cutting*

Yeah yeah. *I clench my jaw when you start cutting, my grip tightening on the bottle of bourbon while i take deep breaths through my nose and try not to focus on the pain.*

[anonlloydhansen]

Im glad you trust me sexy. But why don't you want me to put you under? *i wrap my arms watched you drink your bourbon. I sigh* ok just keep drinking your drink and don't flench to much on me. Lay back down please

I don’t flinch. *I keep chugging my bourbon while i lay down, breathing deeply as i wait for you to start tending to my wound.*