Pardon me~

Call me Anon || Just your average kinky bastard (18+ blog, minors DNI)

[anonymous-fartist]

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Hey everyone, I'm Anon and I think farts are pretty neat

I'm pretty new to the kink scene, so here's some shit about me I recon you should know:

I'm 21, and this is an 18+ space. If you're a minor DNI, I waited and you can wait too

Any pronouns are cool, when in doubt use they/them

I'll talk a lot about gas (eprocto + eructo), piss (omo) and MINOR scat, I'll try and tag each appropriately

No blatant NSFW/Nudity please, I prefer my asses fully clothed

Expect some text posts (under #anonymous rambles), and MAYBE a little art (under #anonymous draws) if anyone wants to see it

I'm cool with asks/requests! Let me hear your thoughts~

If you don't like the kinda stuff I post that's fine by me, block me and be on your way

[gassybots]

Sp4mton really can't help sticking his big nose into every rancid crack he sees huh?

[gassybots]

Forgot I had a strawpage LOL

[brapdoodles]

Hey do yall remember Alix

[squid1nkpasta]

smiling friends art i'm sharing , gas kink negotiation + pim getting his lungs stained by charlie

[gassybots]

Can they just like. Be normal or something?

[untamedsinning]

i am everything but predictable

[anonymous-fartist]

You’re back :D

I can’t say how much I love your stinky little guy, anon, he is just TOO perfect!

I need to know more about his lore! He is too cute!

I am back :D hopefully for good this time

Anon is certainly flattered, 'perfect' is not a word most people who know him would describe him as-

Anyways, here are some lil tidbits about him, as a treat~

He's a bit of a mutt in terms of what he actually IS. I like to think he's some sort of demon, but a clusterfuck of a whole bunch of different types -- hence the dead-end office job, instead of something cool and monstrous like his more specialized collogues

Despite working in HR he HATES confrontation, and having to break sour news to his employees stresses him out of his tree (despite it being, like, a primary component of his work-). The nervousness really does a number on his belly needless to say

He's also a stress-eater, which makes for a very unfortunate combination a lot of the time

His gas smells like sulfur and old eggs, so much so that he's been asked to steer clear of them at lunch on multiple different occasions (much to his own embarrassment)

He's currently in his mid-to-late 30's, by his species' standards

He's single and ready to mingle, though for whatever reason, he tends to have trouble holding a relationship-

His stomach bubbles like a cauldron when it's upset. You can TELL.

[anonymous-fartist]

Long time no see

Or, uh. Smell.

[lordsofgross]

miscellaneous emil grossness..!!!!

[anonymous-fartist]

No Nut November is exceptionally difficult when my own fuckin' IBS turns me on

[anonymous-fartist]

Anyways happy one year to these asks that permanently altered my brain chemistry

[anonymous-fartist]

No Nut November is exceptionally difficult when my own fuckin' IBS turns me on

[untamedsinning]

been awhile.

[anonymous-fartist]

My boyfriend just ate a whole bunch of pop-rocks and then chugged a coke, I'll keep you guys posted

[anonymous-fartist]

We just had sex and he was burping through the whole thing-

[anonymous-fartist]

My boyfriend just ate a whole bunch of pop-rocks and then chugged a coke, I'll keep you guys posted

[anonymous-fartist]

Hey! Your posts remind me of mobsters and girls, is your character based on that? The white and gold one.

OH OH thanks for reminding me of the name, I'll be honest a while back I saw one picture of the character you're talking about and I liked it so much that I did actually base Chrysalis off her

I didn't know the name of her or the comic, though, and looking it up I'm only just now realising how similar Chryssy looks to that character

Maybe I'll give mine a redesign. Don't wanna take TOO much inspo you know??

[anonymous-fartist]

Storytime under the cut :))

CW for MASTURBATION and general horniness

~~~ Just came TWICE in my bathtub after being pent up for literally weeks

Jesus fucking Christ I don't even know how to describe it, I've never cum so hard in my life. It only took me a few minutes to get there the first time, and just when I thought it was dying down and I could have a damn breather the second one came in a WAVE

Genuinely at least a minute and a half of just straight up bliss

Listening to my bf moaning through my headphones probably helped- but good lord that was heavenly. So glad I was home alone cos there is no way my housemates wouldn't have heard me