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Okay, so let me get this straight, yeah? Gymnast Gabby Douglas âdisrespectedâ her entire country by not putting her hand on her heart and smiling enough during the Olympics. Swimmer Ryan Lochte is a âkidâ who deserves âa breakâ for allegedly destroying property and lying about a traumatic robbery?!
If you were wondering what white, male privilege looks like, THIS is it.
Can you write a one shot about Ryan and the reader being friends with benefits and one of Ryan's friends hits on the reader and Ryan gets jealous? You don't have to use a name unless you want to and if you want to use a name "Kate" is cool. (I love that name and wish it was my name but it's notđ). If you don't wanna write this I understand
I don't get how people are making the Ryan mess into a race thing. Did everyone forget his mother is Cuban???
Ryanâs mother is a White Cuban. People forget that nationality and race are not mutually exclusive. What Ryan and his teammates did was basically flex their white priviledge and Iâm not here for if. Iâm still gonna write on this page because Iâve been getting a lot of requests lately, but Ryan fucked up, badly.
I've been getting an influx of followers since the Olympics has started and a lot of people have been reading my fics as of lately. Did anyone want to see any new chapters or one shots? Message me if you want to!
 âWhat would you say if I wanted to do a home birth?â
 âAbsolutely not.â Ryan said.
 âBut Iâve heard so many positive things about a home birth.â
 âBaby, it would be at home. With no access to medical care. God forbid if anything happens. I would never forgive myself.â
 âRyâŠ.â
 âIt wouldnât even be like that. There would be a midwife here and everything.â
 âOur parents were probably delivered at home. People were able to do it home back in the day, why canât we?â I asked.
 âBack in the day, they didnât have the same medical technology that we had now so they were left with no option but to deliver at home.â Ryan said.
 âBaby, Iâm not allowing it. Iâm sorry. My baby is going to be born in a hospital. And if that upsets you, Iâm sorry.â Ryan said.
 âYou suck.â I said.
 âWhy do you get to just decide like that? I mean Iâm the one whose carrying this baby.â I said.
 Ryan gave me a look.
 âI was just asking, with me having a false labor, I wouldnât even be a candidate for it. But Dr. Patel did bring it up, thatâs why I asked. And I looked it up as well. There are so many benefits. They wouldnât leave me to the wolves. I would have a midwife, Dr. Patel would be here, I would have a doula, Mama Ike, my parents, more people would be here, I can move comfortably instead of being hooked up to IVâs. â
 âMaybe if we have another baby.â Ryan said.
 âReally?â
 âMaybe. Iâm not 100%â
 âWhose to say we even will have another baby?â I asked.
 âWe like having sex with each other and we donât use contraceptives. Itâs bound to happen baby.â Ryan said.
 âWhat if I get my tubes tied after Sari? Iâm not just a baby maker you know.â I said.
 âYou would never. You said yesterday you wanted to try for twins after Sari.â Ryan said.
 âDamn it. You caught me.â I said.
Ryan smiled.
 âIâm not trying to be bossy baby. Itâs just I havenât heard about home births before. You can get my apprehension, right?â Ryan said.
 âYes. I can get it, Ry.â I said.
 âYouâve explained it further, so I get it.â Ryan said.
 âLetâs talk to your doctor when we go in tomorrow and I can ask more questions.â Ryan said.
 âOkay.â I said.
 âGreat.â Ryan said.
 âSee. That wasnât so hard was it?â I asked.
 âNo. It wasnât.â Ryan said and rolled his eyes.
 *
 Ryan and I with, my baby boy was waiting to be seen by the doctor.
 We went through the checkup routine and everything turned out okay, I was then waiting for my doctor to come inside our exam room.
 âHow are you guys today?â Dr. Patel asked.
 âWeâre great. Weâre doing well.â Ryan said.
 âAwesome. Iâm sure you guys are on pins and needles right now. Less than one month until you guys meet your baby girl.â Dr. Patel said.
 âYou donât even know. Iâm so excited.â I said.
 âOh, I bet.â She said.
 I smiled.
 âSade was telling me a lot about this home birth. I wanted to learn more about it.â Ryan said.
 Dr. Patel ran through the more intricate details of it, and Ryan seemed sold. He seemed like he wanted to do it more than I. Dr. Patel said although I had some issues before in the pregnancy, it seemed very minor and in her professional opinion, I could be able to do a home birth. But Ryan and I still had a lot of thinking to do.
 âBaby youâve sold me.â Ryan said, while at lunch.
âSee Ry? I would never do something or think of something that wouldnât be mutually beneficial for the family.â I said.
 âI know baby.â Ryan said.
 âI think that would be amazing to do for us.â Ryan said.
 âI canât believe that Dr. Patel would even suggest it. She really cares about me, as a patient. Most doctors want their patients to deliver at the hospital, because it is more money for them.â I said.
 âYouâre right.â Ryan said.
 âIâll call my insurance and see what they can do.â I said.
 âGreat baby.â Ryan said.
 We finished up our lunch and made our way home.
 âAm I too big for you?â I asked Ryan. I was sitting on his lap, and my belly was blocking us.
 âNo. Youâre perfect.â Ryan said.
 âAre you sure?â I asked.
 âYes. Iâm absolutely sure.â Ryan asked.
 âDoes my big belly turn you on?â I asked Ryan. Knowing full and well the answer.
 âDoes it?â Ryan asked.
 âYou know the answer to that.â Ryan said.
 âIâve been on you like white on rice.â Ryan said.
 âYou sure have. How many times did we do it yesterday?â I asked.
 âLike five. Although, itâs because you werenât giving me any for two days.â Ryan said.
 âBecause you pissed me off.â I said.
âWhy? Because I didnât want to get your McDonaldâs at four am? When I had practice at 5:30?â
 âThatâs exactly why.â I said.
 âIâve spoiled you too much.â Ryan says, after he kisses me.
 âI wouldnât take it back for anything though.â Ryan said.
 âGosh. Iâm so going to miss not being able to touch you when Sari gets here for six weeks.â Ryan said.
 âRy. Itâll fly by.â I said.
 âSix weeks without the coochie? Itâs going to feel like six years.â Ryan said.
 I laughed.
 âI have faith in you, sweetheart.â I said.
 âThank you baby.â Ryan said.
 We spent the rest of the night making out like bandits, and then went to sleep. Ryan had a long day ahead of him tomorrow. He had to wake up early for practice, and then go for a killer dry land practice, and afterwards he was going to come with me to a play date I had arranged for KJ and kids his age. Nonetheless, it was a typical day in the Lochte household.
Donât try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks youâre knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. Itâll make life a lot easier.
Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. Youâve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.
If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Donât ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.
Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.
Fart when you have to.
Always remember you werenât born to visually please others. Forget the phrase âwhat if they think itâs uglyâ. If you think itâs lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!
Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other peopleâs throats.